...

what a great game....

CHAAAAAAAAAAAIR

Alright, so in this game...

TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DIE

*gunshot*

NOOO :((

Nooooooo!

Okay. So in this game, I'm supposed to save Donald Trump's life

Oh; I am ... crawling

*crawls*

I am crawling to save Trumps' life

(wait) Oh I'm back on track.

Here we go

*we don't need another hero starts playing*

*mission failed*

'Welp; Trump is dead ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

But his hair ... did not suffer!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *tina turner in the background*

SHIT THAT'S AWKWARD

Let me try that again!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO *tina*

*laughs*

Trump! You may wanna-

you may wanna-

*gunshot*

... saved his life

i'm a true American hero

*fangirl voice* TRUMP GIVE ME A HUG ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

MISSION FAILED... WE'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME

HEY TRUMP

you see that.. uh..... laserscope

just move a lil bit to your left

*saves senpai*

and now we ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

STUPID CHAIRS

*THROW DAT ASS IN A CIRCLE*

OHHHHHH

HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME

YEEE OH YEEEEAH

FUCK YEAH I'M THE PRESIDENT NOW

oh boy... oH BOY

*breaks a wall*

*laughs*

OHHH MAN

this is the best game I've played in a very long time; I gotta say

*tries to save senpai again*

:O OHMYGOD I GOT IT WITH MY CROTCH

i saved hi-

*laughs*

oh Jesus Christ

he's fucken terrifying

this is the greatest game i've ever played

and i've played a LOT of games

*starts dancing*

c'mon dance with me Trump

Come on, dance with me Trump!

OHH YEEEE

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

What the hell is this!

OOOOH OOOH HE'S MOTORBOATING HIM

HE'S MOTORBOATING HIM

DO IT AGAIN

DO IT AGAIN!

C'MON TRUMP GET IT C'MON TRUMP

EAT HIS A$$

O HE'S LIKING IT OOOO

OHH BOI

......

ou yeea

*laughs*

oh this is what happens when Trump becomes president

everybody dies and it's the end of the world?

aw shit c'mon

i just wanted the money

that's right Trump keep dancing

he's got the moves (like Jagger)

heee's got the moves

uts uts ah

FLASHDANCE : SHES A MANIAC MANIAC ON THE FLOOOOR

WILD TRUMP APPEARS

*funky dance editing*

WILD TRUMP RE-APPEARS

FUNKY DANCE YEEEE

*throws himself*

aight here we-

AW SHIT I'M UPSTAIRS

FUQ

FUUCK

GET UP

GEEEET UP

*movie scene* get up

*hero music*

tRUMP NOOOOO

what is happening?

OH! AW SHIT THERE'S-

THEY GOT BOMBS

FOR FUCKS SAKE

I'm not payed enough 4 this

*sad music* no:(

Trump...

you gotta live man :((

..

*intense music*

ohmygod

what is happening?

*music intensifies*

TRUMP LIVES

*music intensifies*

I don't-

well what am-

if Tr-

oh oH-

*MUSIC*

I guess i did it

I guess I did it :D

Ok great

*secret agent man playing*

hi peeps from the phil ~Gibberishee~

*secret agent man plays*

shooting his dick.. that's just cruel alright

no one deserves that. (Trump does #sorrynotsorry)

...

here we go

...

Aw fuck, wrong button!

SHIT

can we just take a moment to appreciate game developers creating

really good games

we had a rough year with

...

broken promises like No Man's Sky

but..

here's a game that finally lifts up to the hype.. ya know

alright

doin' it for the money

*malcolm1466 voice* ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY

OK now this is getting ridiculous

i can't walk on the sand

*pewds is really concentrated*

OHH WOW

OH FUCK RIGHT IN THE SPINE

dude! his hair is fucking nice

how's your hair?

how's your hair Mr. Trump?

(what the actual fuck is going on)

oh boii

it's- it's an honor and a privilege sir

to be eating your a$$hole

oh oH not even-

I TRUMP THE TRUMP

now this is quality gameplay

now this is just quality

aaaaaaaand seven

....

oh

*pewds is processing*

was that a giant taco? (no it's HUUUUUUUGE)

how do i protect Trump .. from the Taco?

OH one Taco

c'mon the other Taco

there's another Taco coming

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

HELL YEEEEEEEAH

FUCK YEAHH

*throws himself*

STAGE DIVE

oh oH-

front flip

aW SHIT

FRONT FLIP

aw shit

shit

shit

front flip

NAILED IT

FROOOOONT FLIP

FRONT FLIP

FRONT FLIP

FRONT FLIP