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  • *Felix is bored* Let's get into this game- Hey chair, how're you doing?

  • ...

  • what a great game....

  • CHAAAAAAAAAAAIR

  • Alright, so in this game...

  • TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DIE

  • *gunshot*

  • NOOO :((

  • Nooooooo!

  • Okay. So in this game, I'm supposed to save Donald Trump's life

  • Oh; I am ... crawling

  • *crawls*

  • I am crawling to save Trumps' life

  • (wait) Oh I'm back on track.

  • Here we go

  • *we don't need another hero starts playing*

  • *mission failed*

  • 'Welp; Trump is dead ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

  • But his hair ... did not suffer!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *tina turner in the background*

  • SHIT THAT'S AWKWARD

  • Let me try that again!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOO *tina*

  • *laughs*

  • Trump! You may wanna-

  • you may wanna-

  • *gunshot*

  • ... saved his life

  • i'm a true American hero

  • *fangirl voice* TRUMP GIVE ME A HUG ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

  • MISSION FAILED... WE'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME

  • HEY TRUMP

  • you see that.. uh..... laserscope

  • just move a lil bit to your left

  • *saves senpai*

  • and now we ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • STUPID CHAIRS

  • *THROW DAT ASS IN A CIRCLE*

  • OHHHHHH

  • HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

  • THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME

  • YEEE OH YEEEEAH

  • FUCK YEAH I'M THE PRESIDENT NOW

  • oh boy... oH BOY

  • *breaks a wall*

  • *laughs*

  • OHHH MAN

  • this is the best game I've played in a very long time; I gotta say

  • *tries to save senpai again*

  • :O OHMYGOD I GOT IT WITH MY CROTCH

  • i saved hi-

  • *laughs*

  • oh Jesus Christ

  • he's fucken terrifying

  • this is the greatest game i've ever played

  • and i've played a LOT of games

  • *starts dancing*

  • c'mon dance with me Trump

  • Come on, dance with me Trump!

  • OHH YEEEE

  • WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

  • What the hell is this!

  • OOOOH OOOH HE'S MOTORBOATING HIM

  • HE'S MOTORBOATING HIM

  • DO IT AGAIN

  • DO IT AGAIN!

  • C'MON TRUMP GET IT C'MON TRUMP

  • EAT HIS A$$

  • O HE'S LIKING IT OOOO

  • OHH BOI

  • ......

  • ou yeea

  • *laughs*

  • oh this is what happens when Trump becomes president

  • everybody dies and it's the end of the world?

  • aw shit c'mon

  • i just wanted the money

  • that's right Trump keep dancing

  • he's got the moves (like Jagger)

  • heee's got the moves

  • uts uts ah

  • FLASHDANCE : SHES A MANIAC MANIAC ON THE FLOOOOR

  • WILD TRUMP APPEARS

  • *funky dance editing*

  • WILD TRUMP RE-APPEARS

  • FUNKY DANCE YEEEE

  • *throws himself*

  • aight here we-

  • AW SHIT I'M UPSTAIRS

  • FUQ

  • FUUCK

  • GET UP

  • GEEEET UP

  • *movie scene* get up

  • *hero music*

  • tRUMP NOOOOO

  • what is happening?

  • OH! AW SHIT THERE'S-

  • THEY GOT BOMBS

  • FOR FUCKS SAKE

  • I'm not payed enough 4 this

  • *sad music* no:(

  • Trump...

  • you gotta live man :((

  • ..

  • *intense music*

  • ohmygod

  • what is happening?

  • *music intensifies*

  • TRUMP LIVES

  • *music intensifies*

  • I don't-

  • well what am-

  • if Tr-

  • oh oH-

  • *MUSIC*

  • I guess i did it

  • I guess I did it :D

  • Ok great

  • *secret agent man playing*

  • hi peeps from the phil ~Gibberishee~

  • *secret agent man plays*

  • shooting his dick.. that's just cruel alright

  • no one deserves that. (Trump does #sorrynotsorry)

  • ...

  • here we go

  • ...

  • Aw fuck, wrong button!

  • SHIT

  • can we just take a moment to appreciate game developers creating

  • really good games

  • we had a rough year with

  • ...

  • broken promises like No Man's Sky

  • but..

  • here's a game that finally lifts up to the hype.. ya know

  • alright

  • doin' it for the money

  • *malcolm1466 voice* ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY

  • OK now this is getting ridiculous

  • i can't walk on the sand

  • *pewds is really concentrated*

  • OHH WOW

  • OH FUCK RIGHT IN THE SPINE

  • dude! his hair is fucking nice

  • how's your hair?

  • how's your hair Mr. Trump?

  • (what the actual fuck is going on)

  • oh boii

  • it's- it's an honor and a privilege sir

  • to be eating your a$$hole

  • oh oH not even-

  • I TRUMP THE TRUMP

  • now this is quality gameplay

  • now this is just quality

  • aaaaaaaand seven

  • ....

  • oh

  • *pewds is processing*

  • was that a giant taco? (no it's HUUUUUUUGE)

  • how do i protect Trump .. from the Taco?

  • OH one Taco

  • c'mon the other Taco

  • there's another Taco coming

  • OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • HELL YEEEEEEEAH

  • FUCK YEAHH

  • *throws himself*

  • STAGE DIVE

  • oh oH-

  • front flip

  • aW SHIT

  • FRONT FLIP

  • aw shit

  • shit

  • shit

  • front flip

  • NAILED IT

  • FROOOOONT FLIP

  • FRONT FLIP

  • FRONT FLIP

  • FRONT FLIP