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  • You're already distracting me while the guests arrive, aren't you? You know I don't like surprises

  • No, I'm kidding, I do like them...

  • But if I already know the surprise, did I ruin it?

  • Ahhh we've never given you a surprise party...

  • Nobody likes you!

  • Except me...

  • You're older little brother

  • That's why this year I'm gonna give you the surprise...

  • It won't be a party...

  • But will you enjoy?

  • ...You will

  • Are there going to be clowns?

  • You know they scare me

  • Better than that...

  • Ohhh, a wizard!

  • ...And painted faces!

  • And...

  • ...And the chair dance!

  • ...And put the tail to the donkey!

  • Yayo...

  • It's time for you to break the "coconut"...

  • ...for you to use for the first time the "toy"...

  • ...For you to send the "soldier" to the "trench"

  • ...For you to baptize the little "chichico"

  • What??

  • ...It's time...

  • ...For you to lose...

  • Your virginity

  • Choose one...

  • ...I pay

  • Bye!

  • Where are you going beauty?

  • It's his birthday!

  • Mmm... For birthdays we have the pinata combo

  • I blindfold you,

  • I spin you

  • And then you take your stick and...

  • No! No! No! Ahh!

  • Excuse him please, he's very inocent...

  • But we're gonna think a lot about your proposal

  • Until so find us a table

  • Ok...

  • Follow me...

  • Get a grip! It's the only way for you to no longer be a virgin!

  • Ahh... Excuse me

  • Younger you're ruining the romance

  • Uncle!

  • *Fart*

  • Chichico!

  • Awww they call him chichico it's so cute!

  • Don't call me chichico uncle!

  • What are you doing here pair of indecent men!

  • And what about your wife?

  • Ehhmm I'm... Emmm

  • ...Looking for your aunt

  • ...Isn't this a baptism?

  • Take 20 and don't say anything!

  • I'm a tomb!

  • Perfect!

  • Oh no

  • Oh no!

  • Oh no!!!!

  • What's up?

  • My maths teacher!

  • Which one?

  • That one!

  • Well, to tell you the truth...

  • people say that I have the "magic touch"

  • Oh he was also my teacher!

  • Teacher Carlitos!

  • Lopez!

  • I want you to know that I give personal classes here

  • You pass the exam if nobody gets to know about this...

  • Grandma?!

  • How do you think I paid you Christmas gifts?

  • ...with my pension?!

  • Ohhh is my girlfriend!

  • Don't answer!

  • Hi?

  • Sweetie!

  • Hello...

  • Ehh...

  • I'm in...

  • ...In the library!

  • Yes, why is there music?

  • Ehhh... because it's the book day!

  • Hi sweetie, do you wanna have a good time?

  • Emm...

  • It's the librarian who wants me to read her a tale...

  • The kamasutra!

  • Yes baby, yes...

  • I'm going right now...

  • Yes...

  • Now...

  • I love you!..

  • Bye...

  • I got safe

  • If she knew we're here she's gonna kill me

  • Selfie!

  • What did you do??!!!!!

  • It's a memorable day

  • I wanna have the before and the after you are a man!

  • You tagged me!

  • Memorable day

  • (Oscarin: Since you bought those condoms you got ruined!)

  • (Chichico's uncle: Indecent kids! You're a disgrace for the family)

  • (Girlfriend: :'( )

  • (Chichico's mother: >_<)

  • What did you do stupid!

  • I have a girlfriend and she matters to me!

  • ...And I want my first time to be with love!

  • And I don't care how much I'll have to wait!

  • We're getting outta here!

  • You brought your brother using the force hum?

  • Mummy help!

  • No mummy no!

  • I thought you were the good son...

  • But not...

  • You just broke my heart...

  • And to me...

  • ... I thought you were different...

  • No I didn't even want to come!

  • Everybody quiet!

  • This place is closed for white slave traffic!

  • Gentlemen please show your ID

  • And ladies please show your health certificate!

  • The bottle! The bottle! The bottle! The bottle!!!

  • Wha... What certificate?

  • We're here because of this sick man!

  • As you heard! This man, in addition to be sick have brought two women...

  • ...One, with years of expertise! And the other, a minor!

  • He is my son!

  • You listened well!

  • He obligues his own mother to work in the world's oldest profession!

  • What?

  • I'm the grandmother!

  • It's my birthday

  • (My little boy!)

  • Do you want more?

  • (No, thanks!)

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  • daring!

  • (Talk faster!)

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  • Daddy!

  • (Sh*t! What a slow woman!)

You're already distracting me while the guests arrive, aren't you? You know I don't like surprises

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SpOnsOr: Chichico Va Al Chongo(妓院) (spOnsOr: Chichico Va Al Chongo (Prostíbulo))

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