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  • Ah, good day everyone so

  • I am doing a more serious video today because, uh

  • Because you're a cheater, that's why

  • You are a cheater

  • you told me that you cheated on me with a very attractive man

  • I'm here with miranda - yes you're here with Miranda

  • obviously I'm his bae, his girlfriend

  • Upset, and your fiance we're supposed to get married. We are getting married

  • but how are we supposed to get married if you're cheating on me. I wasn- you know it's so annoying 'cause you have so many double standards

  • You get to go out and have all these boyfriends and I kiss a boy and you freak out.

  • Yes, of course I freak out. Because your a cheater, I'm a celebrity. Celebrites can have lots of boyfriends. It looks good on me

  • You can't go out having other boyfriends and girlfriends

  • well- Who do you think you are?!

  • There's something I need to- I need to tell you. And I've been wanting to tell you for a while. - Okayy...

  • I am gay

  • You're happy? I am happy too. We are together. We are gay and married.

  • Yeah, that's it. Gay and happy.

  • You're happy? I am happy.

  • You mean gay, like the rainbow kind?

  • Yeah, like that.

  • But you like girls, too?

  • Only one girl.

  • I think that you're not gay.

  • Okay.

  • I think that you only have eyes for me.

  • I am positive, that you're not gay.

  • And I know that you're a huge liarpants

  • pants on fire

  • My pants are not on fire.

  • Yes they are.

  • You told me, that when you kissed that boy. It was not real, you didn't mean it.

  • I think that you're lying, and when you say you're gay, I think you're lying.

  • I think you only have eyes for me.

  • So I have this lie detector.

  • That I have this lie detector machine

  • Oh my gosh, that's intense.

  • I made it today.

  • It is gonna zap me?

  • Of course.

  • oooh.

  • So I am gonna hook you up.

  • Where does that go?

  • You will see.

  • Oh my gosh

  • So here, this is how this works.

  • I am gonna take this, and I am gonna tape this to you.

  • And I am gonna ask some questions.

  • And we will find out if you are a liar.

  • aaah

  • Yeah, watch out, that means you lie.

  • I didn't say anything.

  • That's a ribbon

  • It's professional device that tells me if you're a liar. Here's this machine. (Joey: This is pretty intense.)

  • This goes on your head

  • Joey Graceffa, are you a liar? (Joey: NO.)

  • Why the breaking it? That's the first step that you're a liar obviously.

  • Alright Joey, are you gay? (Joey: No.)

  • That means you lie! (Joey: I haven't been sayin' YES. )

  • So, you ARE gay?

  • You are GAY? (Joey: YES!)

  • I've told you!

  • Next one. You are gay that doesn't mean anything. Joey, even though you are gay which I support coz I love rainbows.

  • Are you still attracted to me?

  • Yes

  • JOEY! (Joey: I love...)

  • You LIE! You're a liar!

  • REPEAT!

  • Liar!

  • I am not a liar, I think you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen on this planet.

  • The Jack in the Box doesn't lie.

  • Do not ever try that on me, it's not the time.

  • This is the TIME.

  • This is the Time.

  • I guess it is the time. I wanna ask you one more question.

  • Are we still going to get married? (Joey: YES! Of course!)

  • Seems it's not going up. (Joey: Oh! Seems it's not going up.)

  • See, we're so gonna get married. We're so gonna have kids. We are so gonna have a house together.

  • Because now is LEGAL. This is actually a good news.

  • Because since you're gay, now we can legally get married.

  • Exactly, that's what I am just trying to get to it at this whole video.

  • It was not going to just say I have some bad news but some good news.

  • So now that you are gay, we can get married.

  • EXACTLY!

  • I know before there's gonna be like some things we were gonna have to jump over, go through and crawl through.

  • But now we can just get married.

  • That's true. Well I'm glad we took this lie detector test.

  • Don't you dare! I'll put my worms on your mouth.

  • I will bite those worms off and spit them right back at your face and make you chew them.

  • That's why we're together.

  • Exactly.

  • So what should we do? Should we tell them to tell us who are bridesmaid and groomsmaids should be in our wedding? The wedding is back on.

  • The wedding is back on.

  • So when do we start planning?

  • Right! So leave comment down below. Who should be my best man, who should be your best ma'am.

  • Mans? Woman?

  • Woman? Best woman. (Miranda: Mans.)

  • I've lots of them. Ricky Dillon

  • No, I don't want them at the wedding.

  • They are going. (Joey: No.) You cannot stop this jealous strike.

  • Right after we did the lie detector test.

  • I didn't do the lie detector test on you.

  • Oh, you are right.

  • I've got such a headache.

  • Is that helpin' the headache?

  • I've just seen the movies, Joey. When they do this where they have a headache.

  • No~

  • Educate yourself.

  • You are nasty, ain't you?

  • You know what, you're getting feisty.

  • And I think that means that we need to go back in the closet

  • We've been in the closet before.

  • I am taking this off.

  • Okay. So, yes. The wedding is back on. I am super excited.

  • And yea. Give this video a thumb up if you guys are excited about the wedding.

  • Yes, give a thumbs up.

  • If you actually want to see our wedding video.

  • Joey: Coz I think we have...(Miranda: We have to make one...)

  • Joey: We have to hire a professional crew to record it and all that stuff. Miranda: Yes.

  • So you can send your wedding present to us.

  • Eww...You're sweaty, ain't you?

  • Yes, of course. You make me all sweaty.

  • All the blank

  • That's all for today's video. Go check out Miranda's channel where what we do over there.

  • We touch each other body.

  • We did.

  • We played 'guess the body part challenge'. (Miranda: Joey's body's over me.)

  • You touch me the places that..

  • OK, That's all for today, I will see you all next time, good day, Bye.

Ah, good day everyone so

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