字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 *Upbeat folksy guitar plays* Guys have it the best because they don't have their f***ing period. You could just take your shirt off and, like, no one questions that. Dudes, like, can revel in their farts. I feel like I would like that. Peeing anywhere is really just a possibility. You could even be in the car and have to pee and work it out. Oh, we have to, like, breast feed! Oh my god, don't even get me started on reproduction. You don't, like, push out, like, an 8 pound larva. from, like, the lower part of your loins. How did you luck out with that sh**? Yeah, you have a penis. So that's really fun. There is apparently, like, an orgasm gap and girls don't, like, get off as much. You got a boner and things are gonna be happening pretty easily for you. In. Out. Boom. That was great. They don't have to worry about lingerie. It goes up your bum bum crack and then you have to worry about that. And then you can just do what you want and then you leave! You're not gonna get pregnant. Guys can drink more than girls, which is not fair. I mean, I would love to drink as hard as a guy can. If they get, like, too wasted, they don't have, like, 6 girls waiting, like, behind the bar to, like, take advantage of them. Usually what they say is what they mean. Bros will be bros. I feel like it sucks for guys because there's so much pressure to, like, not be emotional. You die earlier. Not having boobs. Plus, balls are really annoying, I bet. Girls are probably really stressful for guys.