I'm just watching youtube videos what about you?

我只是在看影片阿 那你在幹嘛?

Hm?

?

Umm..

呃.....

Nothing much.

沒什麼啊

Hey what was the name of that YouTuber who stole all your videos word for word but did

嘿 那個偷你所有的影片然後再做成法文版的那個人

them in French?

叫什麼名字?

What was that guys name again?

所以他是叫什麼名字?

MathPodcast?

MathPodcast?

Mathpodcast

M a t h P o d c a s t

And it was at that moment that everything

然而在那一瞬間過去的一切

came back to me.

都出現在我眼前

All those sleepless nights just looking at how he had copied my videos.

那些失眠的夜晚 只因看見他抄襲我的影片

Day after day, living in fear of someone else stealing my content.

日漸一日的活在別人一直偷走我想法的夢魘裡

Not knowing if things would ever be normal again.

不知道何時一切才又會恢復正常

Would this terrible nightmare ever come to an end?

這該死的噩夢要到什麼時候才會結束?

Hey, hey.

嘿 嘿

Hey hey hey!

嘿! 嘿! 嘿!

You okay bro?

你還好嗎?

Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah

喔還 還好阿

Oh he actually just DM'd says he wants to bring me out to Paris.

喔事實上他剛剛傳訊息給我說他希望我去巴黎和他見面

Alright so I just arrived in Paris, France and I'm excited.

我現在已經抵達法國巴黎 我超興奮的

So I was chilling in my Uber and then..

我現在在Uber上休息然後...

Oh my God is that MathPodcast?

窩滴老天 那是MathPodcast嗎?

What are you doing?

你在這裡幹嘛

What the fuck.

幹 是在衝三小

Alright so a lot of you are probably wondering what the fuck is going on.

好 很多人大概都在猜到底發生了什麼事

Why am I with Math, and what's happening?

像是為什麼我和MathPodcast一起 還有是怎麼一回事?

Long story short, I decided I can either live the rest of my life hating Math,

長話短說 我發現我可以決定要一輩子討厭他

or, I can come to Paris and talk to him and figure things out.

或是我也可以來到巴黎 然後當面和他談談把事情解決

The thing about me is that I try and get along with everyone.

我是一個很隨和也很和善的人

Now don't get me wrong, I fucking hated you for a little bit but I don't like being a hateful person.

但不要以為我沒有原則 我還是有點討厭你但我不想當個可惡的人

On a side note, he does't speak English very well so he doesn't really know what I'm saying

還有對了他不是很會說英文 所以其實他幾乎聽不懂我在說什麼

and therefore I can say whatever I want and he has no idea.

因此我可以講一堆屁話 然後他會根本不知道我在說什麼

Alright see watch this.

舉例給你們看看

Math, you're a piece of shit.

Math 你是個廢物

Oui, oui?

是嗎是嗎? (法文)

"Yeah Yeah Yeah" Aw see?

是是是 對阿 你看看థ౪థ

But that's okay, because my French is terrible, Pardon, mon français est nul.

不過沒差 因為我的法文也很差 抱歉我法文很爛

But anyways, thanks for flying me out here, you know, with the money you made from stealing my videos.

但話說回來 謝謝你出錢邀請我來 你知道 就是用那些偷我影片賺來的錢

oh you know what's funny is when you invited me, you actually offered to bring

喔 還有你知道還有件有趣的事 就是你邀請我的時侯

my girlfriend, and I don't have a girlfriend so..

你還順道邀請了我女朋友 但其實 我並沒有女朋友 所以...(´;ω;`)

but those French girls though am I right?

但還有那些法國的妹子們對不對~

Alright, so back to what were talking about.

好 言歸正傳

For the longest time, I didn't know if I should be pissed at you or not.

有很長一段時間我不知道該不該生你的氣

Because on one hand, you stole my videos without my permission.

因為在一方面 你沒經過我的同意偷我的影片

But on the other hand if you never stole my videos, then I never would have all the awesome

但在另一方面如果你沒抄襲我 我可能很難會有

French viewers that I have now.

這麼一大群的法國粉絲

Some people actually wanted to delete your channel which I mean yeah sure you fucked

有一些人是真的希望可以刪除你的頻道

up but at the same time, everyone makes mistakes you know.

但 是沒錯你做錯了一些事 可是孰能無過

I am sorry, what I did was wrong, but I have learned from my mistake.

我對於我做過的事感到非常抱歉 但我也從錯誤中學到了教訓

And I'm glad to have copied such a nice guy, because he could have made all of this much worse.

我也很高興被我抄襲的人是一個個性很好的人 因為他可算是決定要不要把事情鬧大的那方

Good job Math.

說得好 Math

I actually have a little gift for you.

事實上我有一個小禮物要給你

"Ahh thank you very much".

啊 非常謝謝你

Here you go, try this on.

來這裡 試試看這個

"Now?"

現在?

Yeah.

對

Looking good.

看起來不錯

"Los Angeles, I love Los Angeles".

洛杉磯 我愛洛杉磯

The thing is, I actually have the one too.

還有就是 我也有一件

So now, not only do you have to copy my videos but you can copy what I wear too.

所以現在 你不只抄襲我的影片還抄襲我的穿著

Well anyways enough talking, alright I'm in Paris, I'm about to go explore, let's have some fun.

好 正事說完 我現在在巴黎 我打算要好好的在這裡享受

So ah, I think I found the Leaning Tower Pisa.

所以我想我找到了比薩斜塔(?!

Looks pretty cool in person.

我個人覺得這裡很讚

I think it's time for a little montage.

我想是時候來點蒙太奇

(French)

(一堆法文)

Oui Oui, Baguet, Paris.

是是 長棍麵包 巴黎

Alright you guys try English.

你們試試看英文

"Burger, fat people".

漢堡 胖胖的人

So sadly, today is my last day in France.

很傷心的是今天是我最後一天待在法國

I'm really happy that I was able to visit and finally experience French culture.

我很高興我可以來這裡觀光也終於體驗到法國的文化

Also, side note, the food here is really good.

喔對了 這裡的食物真的很好吃

Although I would've loved to stay in France more sadly, I start school in a couple days,

雖然我會很喜歡待在法國 但更難過的是 我也要開學了所以

but hopefully I'll be here again soon.

但希望我下次還能再來

So I decided I can't leave France without having a meet up and meeting all of you guys.

我覺得我應該要在離開法國前看看大家

So I'm hoping that's going to go well, honestly, if like, two people show up, I'm going to

我希望會成功 因為坦白說 就算只有一兩個人出現

be happy with that.

我都會覺得非常開心

So I guess some people showed up.

所以真的有人出現了

(French)

(還是一堆法文)

I'm headed to the airport now, the meet up oh my God was so much fun I loved it.

我正前往機場 然後剛剛的見面會真的是 天啊超級棒的

I haven't even left France yet and I miss it already.

我還沒離開法國但我已經開始想念它了

Well that's it for this video, I hope you guys enjoyed it, if you did, please give me

所以影片就到這裡 我希望大家看得開心 如果有 請給我個讚

a thumbs up to let me know, comment and subscribe if you're not already, but otherwise, I'll

在下面留言或是還沒訂閱的趕快訂閱我

see you next, Motoki Monday.

我們下個Motoki Monday見