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  • Do you really want your life looking like this?

    你真的想要過這種人生嗎?

  • Cleaning up after others,

    跟在別人背後打掃

  • flipping burgers for a living,

    煎漢堡排維生嗎?

  • unclogging toilets,

    幫人疏通馬桶

  • living in this black and white world?

    活在黑白的人生裡?

  • Well, luckily, there's a way you can change all that.

    幸好,你有辦法翻轉這一切

  • With EveRy University, you'll learn the necessary skills

    選擇「一所」大學,你將會學到你所需的技巧與知識

  • and knowledge to be the best, most educated,

    成為一位頂尖、博學多聞

  • over qualified mess-cleaning, burger flipping,

    大材小用到去當清理髒汙、煎漢堡排

  • toilet unclogging scholar with a degree!

    疏通馬桶的大學畢業生!

  • And...you'll be in color.

    而且…你的人生也將從黑白變成彩色

  • At EveRy University, we want you--

    「一所」大學需要你!

  • We want you!

    我們需要你!

  • We want you!

    我們需要你!

  • We want you...

    我們需要你…

  • to pay us.

    付錢給我們!

  • You will not, not regret it.

    你將不會後悔做這個決定

  • If only I could go back.

    如果時光可以倒流…

  • Hands down, best decision my parents ever forced me to make.

    無疑地,這是我父母逼我做過最棒的決定

  • Everyone knows that the reason you go to college is for money.

    大家都知道,上大學的原因是為了賺錢

  • College means a degree. A degree means a job.

    大學能供你學位,有學位才有工作

  • And a job means money.

    有工作才能賺大錢

  • And with EveRy, we can guarantee that we might get you

    「一所」大學跟你掛保證,你有取得學位的可能性

  • to the degree part...if you put in the work.

    …只要你夠用功

  • Cause, really, you're doing all the work. Not us.

    因為實際上,書是你要唸的…又不是我們

  • I've never been so stressed out in my life!

    我這輩子壓力沒這麼大過!

  • I never thought I'd ever wish to be back in high school again!

    我從來沒想過,我真希望能夠再回去讀高中!(大學太難混啦!)

  • Yeah, maybe books are about $1,000 a year.

    是的,書籍費用一年約1000美元

  • Dorm and meal plans, add another eight.

    宿舍與伙食費,再加8000美元

  • Tuition? 45!

    學費45,000美元!

  • But the experiences, quality education and friendships

    但是這些經驗、高品質的教學以及友誼

  • you're gonna make along the way...priceless.

    你也會一併創造,而這些是無價的

  • I finally got my degree in Communications!

    我終於拿到傳播系的學位!

  • And I only owe, like, $100,000!

    而且我只背著約…10萬美元的債而已!

  • With financial aid scholarships and two part time jobs I had while attending EveRy,

    當我在「一所」大學就讀時,有著獎助學金與額外的兩份兼差的收入下

  • I could pay back my loans in 20 years instead of 30!

    不用30年,我只需要20年內就能還完了!

  • Might as well call me "Johnny"... cause I'm definitely in debt!

    你們乾脆叫我「強尼」好了…因為我現在改姓「貸」普!(國際影星強尼.戴普(Johnny Depp),姓氏的發音跟Debt很相似)

  • Chances are, you will need a loan to be able to afford EveRy.

    想進入「一所」大學,你可能需要一筆貸款

  • But don't worry!

    但是不要緊

  • You don't have to pay it back until right after you graduate.

    你可以等到畢業後再說

  • And that's a lot of time.

    而且來日方長

  • Cause if you thought you were gonna graduate in a couple years,

    如果你以為讀個幾年就能大學畢業

  • you're completely forgetting about the pre-reqs.

    那你一定忘記有必修課程這件事了

  • At EveRy, not only can you choose to learn things

    「一所」大學,你不僅能選修

  • that have nothing to do with your major, but you have to

    和自己就讀的科系完全無關的課程

  • learn things that have nothing to do with your major.

    你還必須去修和自己就讀的科系完全無關的課程

  • You wanna be a dentist?

    你想成為一名牙醫嗎?

  • EveRy University offers Dentristy 101, right after you complete

    「一所」大學也提供牙醫初階課程

  • English 1 and 2, Calculus 205, three years of foreign language,

    只要你先修完英語課程(一)、英語課程(二)、進階微積分和3年的外國語言

  • the history of Rock and Roll and Women Studies!

    搖滾樂歷史以及女性主義研究!

  • Because, as a dentist, you never know when you're gonna

    身為一位牙醫,誰知道哪天你會不會

  • get a foreign Rock and Roll star asking you to calculate

    在幫一名外國搖滾樂明星洗牙時

  • an equation while you're cleaning his teeth!

    要你算方程式

  • Or her teeth.

    或者是「她」的牙齒!

  • EveRy University may be a little pricey,

    「一所」大學可能所費不貲

  • stressful, time consuming.

    壓力大、浪費時間

  • So let's get real. You're not gonna be real successful without us.

    但清醒清醒吧!沒唸大學,你也沒辦法出人頭地!

  • Where else are you gonna learn the necessary skills

    除了跟學校的教授學

  • and knowledge for a job other than a professor?

    你還能在那兒學到工作必需的技巧與知識呢?

  • Or books!

    可以從書裡學

  • Or hands on internship.

    或親身實習

  • Or the job itself!

    或直接就業!

  • Or Google!

    或估狗搜尋!

  • Or even YouTube, for a how-to video on it!

    或上YouTube搜尋「如何…」系列的影片!

  • Exactly. No where.

    沒錯!無處可學!

  • So what are you waiting for?

    所以你還在等什麼?

  • Pay your application fee so you can apply today.

    趕快繳交申請手續費,今日立馬申請!

  • Before you know it, you can be just like me.

    不知不覺中…你就可以像我一樣

  • Like me!

    還有我!

  • Like me!

    還有我!

  • Like me!

    還有我!

  • Like me!

    還有我!

  • Like me!

    還有我!

  • Paying tuition at EveRy...

    快付學費給「一所」大學

  • if we accept you, that is.

    如果你能申請上的話…

  • So choose EveRy University because, really, in our society,

    所以,選擇 「一所」大學吧!因為,在這個社會中

  • (together) What other choice do you have?!

    你還有什麼選擇呢?!

  • (together) Whooooo!

    (歡呼聲)

  • EveRy University...because "EveRy" one else is doing it.

    選擇「一所」大學吧!因為人人都得上大學…

  • Tee hee!

    呵呵!

  • Thank you guy so much for watching!

    謝謝大家的觀賞!

  • If you want to see the previous video, click the one of the left.

    如果你想觀賞前一部影片,請點選左邊框框

  • If you want to see more honest commercials,

    如果你想看更多「超級誠實版本」廣告

  • click the one on the right!

    請點右邊框框

  • If you want to see a half- animated horse with a

    如果你想觀看在夜店大跳電音舞曲

  • super slow-mo face of Shawn, while he's dancing around in a club,

    一半動畫馬一半Sean臉的慢動作畫面

  • dancing to a bunch of Techno music, click the one on the bottom!

    請點下面的按鈕

  • Yeah, I kinda made that up.

    是的,那是我瞎掰的

  • Alright, click one of them. I don't know which one's the best one!

    好啦,就隨便選其中一部影片吧,我不知道哪一部是最讚的

  • You'd probably do...it's probably the previous video. Okay, bye.

    你可能知道吧…應該是上一部影片吧!好啦,掰!

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你真的想要過這種人生嗎?

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