Come in, come in.

進來進來

Hey, what's wrong man? Have a seat.

嘿，怎麼啦？坐啊坐啊

I know there's a whoopee cushion under that pillow.

我知道枕頭下面有個放屁坐墊

What?! What are you talking-

啥？我不懂...

I don't know what you're talking about.

我不懂你在講什麼？

I'm not stupid. It's April Fool's day.

我不笨，今天是愚人節

It's April first?!

喔今天是4月1號？

I didn't even know!

我根本沒發現耶！

You do this every single year!

你每年都這樣幹

What's wrong, man? Have a seat.

怎麼啦？坐啊坐啊

There's a whoopee cushion there.

那裡有個放屁坐墊

What?! No, that's just how my new pillows look.

什麼？沒啦，那是我新買的枕頭

Alright.

好喔

April fool's, fool!

愚人節快樂！蠢貨！

What's wrong, man? Have a seat.

怎麼啦？坐啊坐啊

There's a whoopee cushion there, again.

那裡又有一個放屁坐墊了

And this time, you put a mustache on it

而且這次，你在上面放了一個鬍子

as if that's gonna trick me into si-

好像那樣就會把我騙到一樣

Why are you always judging my pillows?

你幹嘛一直批評我的枕頭啊？

Just sit down, man.

就坐下嘛

*sighs* Alright.

（嘆）好喔

Two years in a row, dude!

連續兩年了，兄弟！

The mustache was fake, dude!

鬍子是假的啦！

That really was a whoopee cushion!

那真的是一個放屁坐墊！

*sighs*

（嘆）

Hey, what's wrong man? Have a seat.

嘿，怎麼啦？坐啊坐啊

Look, I know there's a whoopee cushion under that pillow!

聽著，我知道枕頭下有個放屁坐墊！

See!

你看！

At least this time you didn't put a stupid mustache

至少這次你沒有放個白癡的假鬍子

on it thinking that it would trick me-

在上面然後以為它會把我騙倒

Really?

真的嗎？

Okay.

很好

I get it.

我懂了

You're mad 'cause I got you two years in a row

你現在在對我發飆，因為你連續被我耍了2年

and now you're being extra careful because you-

然後你現在「超小心翼翼」因為你...

You didn't get me!

你根本沒有耍到我！

I let you prank me for the past

我之前是讓你整我的

how many years because of

到底整過幾年哪

how terrible you are at this.

就因為你真的爛到爆？

A whoopee cushion is not an April fool's prank.

放屁坐墊根本稱不上愚人節整人

It's barely even a prank at all!

甚至根本算不上是個整人！

Oh, because you know jokes?

噢，現在你又很懂整人囉？

You haven't even gotten me once, bro!

你根本完全沒整到我過，兄弟！

That's because I haven't been trying.

那是因為我根本試都沒試

Then why don't you?

那你幹嗎不試試？

Is that really what you want?

這就是你想要的嗎？

Bring it on!

放馬過來啊！

I already have.

我已經有了

How is bringing me my favorite movie a joke?

為什麼帶來我最愛的電影是個整人

The sequel?

續集？

Really?

認真？

Now you've gotten too far, you son of a-

你現在真的太過分了，你這個賤...

The-

啥小

You kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

So stupid.

超白癡

My God! What is all this?!

天啊，這是怎樣

Screw this place, man!

這什麼鬼地方

Hey, what do you think?! I'm stupid?!

黑，你猜怎樣，把我當白癡嗎？

That's the oldest trick in the book!

這完全老套到不行！

I ain't fallin' for that one!

我才不會中計！

Bet you didn't think I'd go back inside, huh?!

賭你根本沒想到我會進來，對吧？

Oh, hey!

嘿！

Oh, thank God!

喔感謝老天

Please, sir, I need your help-

先生，我需要你的幫助

A free dollar! Cool!

有錢耶，爽！

I knew today was gonna be lucky!

我就知道今天滿幸運的！

I'm gonna get some ice cream, some soda, and funyuns!

我要去買點冰淇淋、汽水還有洋蔥圈

I give up, okay?! I give up!

我認輸，好嗎？我認輸！

Just stop all the pranks!

不要再整我了！

You're the better prankster!

你是整人之王！

You win, okay?! You win!

你贏了啦，你贏了！

What? I won?!

什麼？我贏了？

Yes! Okay, you win!

對！你贏了！

Just please, stop! I can't take it anymore!

拜託停下來，我受不了了

But, I didn't even do my prank yet.

但是，我根本還沒開始整你耶

What?

什麼？

You mean, this is the only prank you set up? - Yeah.

- 你是說，這是你唯一準備的惡作劇？ - 對啊

What about the paint can, and the clean wrap? The skateboard?! Legos?!

但那個有畫畫的罐子，還有那個保鮮膜呢？那個滑板？還有樂高積木？

No, I didn't do any of that!

沒啊，那根本都不是我弄的！

What... What about that other dollar outside?

那...那外面的那一塊錢呢？

What other dollar?

什麼錢？

It was you!

就是你！

Oh my God, Ryan! Are you okay?

喔我的天啊，Ryan 你還好嗎？

I'm dying.

我要死了

I didn't do any of this. I swear!

這些都不是我弄的，我發誓！

I didn't do any of this at all!

完全不是我搞的鬼啊

I know it wasn't you.

我知道不是你

What do you mean?

你說什麼？

Because I did it.

因為是我弄的

What?!

什麼？

I set up everything.

一切都是我準備的

The clean wrap, the dominoes, the skateboard.

保鮮膜、骨牌、滑板

even the dollar outside because I know that random guy walks by every day with his gun looking for that dollar.

甚至是那外面的一塊錢，因為我知道有個帶著槍的路人每天都會經過，在那邊找錢

-So, you knew you were gonna get shot? -Yeah.

- 所以，你知道你會被槍擊？ - 沒錯

Why?

為什麼？

Just to get you...

只是為了

to this very spot.

這關鍵的一刻

What?

什麼？

April...fool's!

愚人節快樂！

So, thank you guys again so much for watching!

感謝你們的收看

If you wanna see bloopers and behind the scenes,

如果你想要看看突槌畫面和幕後花絮

for this video, click the one on the left.

點擊左邊

If you wanna see the previous video,

如果你想要看先前的影片

click the one on the right.

點擊右邊

And from all of us here at the Ryan Higa Production Company,

Ryan Higa 製作團隊

we just wanted to wish you guys a happy April Fool's-

祝福大家愚人節快樂～

I went on the wrong key.

我唱錯key了