This week, we have a very special edition

Of "What's The Best Pen?"

Gaby - Did we just run out of ideas?

Allison - Yep! Which is your favorite one?

The black pen

Obviously.

"Just Between Us"

This week we have a...

International...

That's pretty good, actually

(Repeated 'Ooooh' sound)

It's good! You sound like one of those

Cups that you-

Question!

Okay, great.

Amelia, New Zealand.

Music producers, knocking down my door!

Yeah, please.

More like a freak show about holding your breath.

Anyway, Amelia wants to know

"How do you handle a friend breakup?"

(Inaudible mumbling) ...Didn't we address this?

What? -- Like we had a whole sketch about

this.

Yeah, we had a whole sketch about this but

that's Thursday's programming and now we

have Monday's programming 'cause...

Nobody will hire us for a real job.

Well, this is a good question because

If I were to say I'd breakup with you

How'd you want me to do it?

Uh...could you ghost me?

So you would prefer a ghost?

Well...

Think about this!

Just imagine the perfect way for me

To break up with you.

And just...let me know.

I guess I'd just want you to ghost me

Just because whatever reason you have for

Doing it is probably a little ridiculous.

You don't see a scenario where you have

An affair with someone that then ruins our

Careers?

Both of our careers?

Yes.

Here's the thing about Allison

Is that it's sort of impossible to predict

What she will and will not be angry about

-- I know

Even for her

-- It's really hard...

It's like a roller coaster. I never know

How I'm gonna feel.

Right, so, imagine not being her, and

-- It's worse to be me!

Is it?

Do you know what it's like everyday,

I feel like Jekyll and Hyde!

Now, is it worse to be Jekyll and Hyde

Or is it worse to be like the fair maiden

On the street who is coming upon Jekyll

And Hyde?

You can leave

I'm still Jekyll and Hyde!

What I'd love for you to do

-- Oh, I'm gonna write it down!

If you wanted to get me out of your life,

I would just want you, for a series of

Weeks, to be so annoying that I would want

You out of my life.

Nothing I've done up to this point hasn't

Been annoying?

It's been close.

Wow, I've really managed to skid on a

Delicate line!

Here's the thing, right now you don't have

A lot of competition.

I don't know, sometimes, if it's actual

Mad or if it's like

Allison-was-mad-prior-to-this-and-then

I-did-something-and-now-I'm-feeling-the

Wrath-of-the-three-other-things-that-had

Nothing-to-do-with-it.

Oh yeah, that's a fair thing to say.

I've been so much better

--But like, what if I'm..

Your behavior, not any better.

Still forgetting as much stuff

--Consistent, though!

One thing I have going for me is

Consistent bad behavior.

I spend an hour at therapy talking about

Our relationship and that you project onto

Me your issues with your sister, and I

Project onto you issues with my sister.

Absolutely!

Garrett told me that.

--Really?

Yeah

--I paid $250 to learn it.

I'm famous in therapies just across

Los Angeles. I hope that there are just

Tons of girls in therapy only talking

About me.

--This is just proof you need therapy

---

Can I quit? Is that allowed?

(Outro music)

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