where I can do two things that I've always wanted to do

令我可以做兩件事情兩件我一直想做的事

And those two things are: Sake Tasting at a Sake brewery

而這兩件事分別是： 在酒窖品嚐清酒

Not just any Sake brewery but actually the oldest one in all of Japan

不是任何酒窖，實際上全日本 最古老的一個

and the second thing is clay modeling using a potter's wheel

第二件事是用陶輪玩陶藝

Which is one of those spinning turn-tables where you can quickly shape and mold the clay

即是那種用旋轉桌 ,你可以迅速將黏土成形和塑造

I've always thought it looked quite fun

我一直認為它看起來很有趣

And I suspect it won't be too difficult

我相信這不會太困難

because whenever I see people do it on TV

因為每當我看到人們在電視上這樣做

It always looks really easy

它總是看起來很容易

Perhaps even I can do it

甚至我都可以做到

But both of these awesome things can be found at a rural town called Kasama

但是，這兩種事只能夠在一個叫笠間鄉村小鎮上找到

about an hour and a half from Tokyo

要從東京一個半小時的路程

in Ibaraki Prefecture

(茨城縣)

My good friends Masato and Tian Tian will be coming along as well

我的好朋友正人 和天天也將一起來 (Tian Tian ->天天 [vocal translation] )

So yeah I think it'll be pretty good fun

所以,我認為這將是相當有樂趣

Let's go and do things

來!去做正事。

So this is the beginnings of the greatest pot you'll ever see

這就是你見過最偉大的鍋的開端

Look at that! Perfect!

看！完善！

Oh nooo

糟

Situation's quickly going out of hand

形勢的迅速惡化

Literally out of hand

從字面上,一發不可收拾

Shit!

糟！

Shit!

糟！

Shit!

糟！

Look at that

看

That's the greatest bowl you'll ever see

這就是你見過最偉大的鍋

It's like the cup out of Indiana Jones

就像印第安納瓊斯做出來的杯子

Beautiful, beautiful

漂亮漂亮

Wabisabi Style

侘寂風格

Imperfection

缺憾

Beauty in imperfection

缺憾美

This one's too perfect

這一次是太完美了

So, to make a Sake cup

然後，做一個酒杯

you have to put your thumb in like that

你必須把你的拇指像這樣放，

or probably

或可能

It's quite therapeutic

相當有治癒感

I feel very relaxed doing this

這樣做我覺得很放鬆

What's this?

這是什麼？

Sake cup!

清酒杯！

So you put your beer or sake in here

把你的啤酒或清酒在這裡

Artistic!

藝術的！

It's kinda losing its balance

它有點失去了平衡

Sake cup!

清酒杯！

Super Sake cup!!

超級杯清酒！

Maybe I can sell this

也許我可以出售

And make a profit

並賺取利潤

For 10 000 yens you can buy a Super Sake Cup

只要10 000日元就可以買到超級杯清酒

Why are you laughing?

你笑什麼？

Beautiful!

美麗！

I'm quite happy with that

我很滿意

Okay here we go again

好又來了

It's cute

它真可愛

This one is one of my less good creations

這一個是我的不太好的作品之一

Okay let's be artistic

好吧，讓它成為藝術

Wow!!

哇！！

Yes now this is art, real art!

現在是這是藝術，真正的藝術！

He's pissing himself

他自己尿尿

Very good, I think!

非常好，我想！

See? I don't like to have the same thing sometime, I like to be original

看到？我不喜歡有同樣的事情 有時，我喜歡原創

This is the definition of originality

這是原創的定義

What did you think of my artwork?

你覺得我的作品如何？

I like them

我喜歡他們

Mmmh? Would you buy them?

Mmmh？你會買嗎？

No!

不會！

Why?

為什麼？

I'll only buy them if you give me some money

我就買他們，如果你給我一些錢

It's not very nice

這不厚道

Which was your favorite?

那一隻你的最愛？

Out of the 3

我喜歡....

I like the....

嗯...

Well...

這很難說

It's hard to say

因為他們那麼好

Coz they're so good

難以選擇，對不對？

It's so hard to decide one, right?

所以，剛到我們的酒店

So, just arrived in our hotel

在最成功做粘土後

after arguebly the most successful clay molding day ever

我不能準確讀出名字：

I can't work out to exactly pronounce the name:

酒店 alpheratz

Hotel io alpheratz

真的不知道是什麼意思

Don't...really know what that means

明天，清酒廠

Tomorrow, sake factory

因此，這應該無問題，是時候去晚飯

So, that should be cool and just about to go and have dinner

他絕對是反應大師

He's an absolute master of reactions

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真的很不錯！

Really good!

非常非常嫩！

Very very tender!

這是很好的，你已經有了海藻頂部

And this is nice you've got seaweed on top

為了給它一些額外的味道

To give it some extra flavor

早上好克里斯！

Good morning Chris!

早上好正人！

Good morning Masato!

因此，我們有：

So we have:

這是西式早餐

This is the Western Style Breakfast

我們有一些

We have some

麵包一堆哦它溫暖的,這很好

pile of bread oh it's warm that's nice

軟奶油

Soft whipped butter

橙汁

Orange juice

酸奶

Yoghurt

橙

Oranges

意大利面，煙肉，煎蛋，沙律，番茄

Pasta, bacon, omelet, salad, tomato

花椰菜，豆....等

Brocoli, a bean....thing

是啊..

Yeah..

這是相當不錯的早餐

That's quite a good breakfast

這是相當大的

It's quite big

所以，你今天會喝酒？

So will you drink any sake today?

不，我不會

No I won't

噢，上帝，為什麼？

Oh my god why?

我並不想變得瘋狂

I don't want to become mad

你不想變得瘋狂？

You don't want to become mad??

而這正是我打算做的

And that's exactly what I plan to do

須藤本家清酒一直做酒了850年

Sudo Honke Brewery has been making Sake for 850 years

並且是在世界最古老的公司之一,

and is one of the oldest companies in the world

事實上，因為實在太好， 這個視頻中途

In fact it's so good that halfway through making this video

我決定了，它值得有自己的一個視頻 所以要留意哦

I decided, it deserves to be in its own video so keep an eye out for that

它很快就會出

It'll be out soon

還是現在

or now

根據所在的時空

Depending on when you are watching this in the future

日式風格

Japanese style

日式風格

Japanese style

因此，在日本你可以大聲啜你的麵條

So in Japan you can slurp your noodles really loudly

無問題

and it's fine

但很明顯，

But obviously

在歐洲和幾乎所有地方，這是粗魯

in Europe and almost everywhere, it's rude

即使是中國？

Even China?

對吧？

Right?

是啊這不是客氣

Yeah it's not polite

我以為這不只是日本，我以為這是全亞洲都

I thought it wasn't just Japan, i thought it was all Asia

沒有中國人這樣做

No Chinese do it

如果我在中國這樣做

If I do it in China

這是一個問題嗎？

It's a problem?

是啊這是個問題

Yeah it's a problem

這是笠間市出名食品

This is Kasama-shi's famous food

所以我們在這裡：

so we have here:

稻荷壽司

Inari-zushi

這就好比是炸豆腐

which is like a fried tofu

一些大米和我們在這裡有一個....

around some rice and here we have a....

蕎麥麵

Soba

蕎麥麵

Soba noodles

在炸豆腐裡面

Inside the fried tofu

通常只會是飯

usually you just get rice

這是令人難以置信的罕見

this is incredibly rare

它實際上是一些蕎麥麵

It's actually some soba noodles

這真的很不錯

That's really really nice

說實話，我正常不喜歡的

Truthfully, I don't normally like

炸豆腐，我通常不喜歡它， 但在這裡，這是真正的好

the fried tofu, I don't normally like it, but here this is really good

真棒！

Awesome!

Maybe..maybe它壞

Maybe..maybe it's broken

它發出噪音！

It made a noise!

什麼他媽的是什麼？

What the fuck is that?

我應該買

I should buy

我應該買這個鸚鵡

I should buy this parrot

但是，也許是破

But, maybe it's broken

哦，我的上帝

Oh my god

它看起來像天天

It looks like Tian Tian

也許比天天好

Maybe better than Tian Tian

是的，我比較喜歡雕像

Yeah I prefer the statue

雕像更好

The statue's better

拍，拍，低頭？

Clap, clap, bow?

我的50日元

Got my fifty yen

祈禱時間

Time to pray

我他媽的沒中！

I fucking missed!

讓我們再試一次！

Let's try again!

第二次

Take two

好？

Good?

做到這一次，好！

Got it right this time, yes!

完善！

Perfect!

我總是做錯

I always get it wrong

我祝愿大家共創美好明天

I wished for a better tomorrow for everyone

笠間是一個美麗的鄉村小鎮，它是任何人一個不錯的一日遊選擇,如果你願意到東京以外冒險

Kasama is a beautiful rural town and it's a nice little day trip for anyone who wants to venture outside of Tokyo

有關視頻詳細信息

For more details on everything featured in this video

看下方說明框

Check out the description box below

如果有任何人有意購買

And if there's anyone interested in purchasing

這三個輝煌的定制粘土

any of these three bespoke brilliant clay models

在這視頻

as seen in the video

給我留言！

Drop me a line!

你永遠不知道，你實際上可能得到一個！

You never know, you might actually get one!