(spritzing)

(噴髮膠)

(licking)

(舔鈔票)

Trump! Trump!

川普！川普！

He thinks he's running for president

他自以為有能力當總統

Trump! Trump!

川普！川普！

He's filed for bankruptcy four times

他都破產過4次了

Trump! Trump!

川普！川普！

His hair looks like a nest of birds

他的頭髮看起來根本就是鳥窩頭

His face is as orange as his hair

他的臉跟頭髮一樣都很「橘」

He thinks climate change isn't real

他覺得氣候變遷不過是在開玩笑

and He thinks China invented it

還覺得都是中國惹的禍

He speaks out against immigrants

還公開反對那些外來的移民

His twitter‘s like a parody account

他的推特帳號好像根本是假的

Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

川普！川普！川普！川普！

Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

川普！川普！川普！川普！

Trump!

川普！

Trump! Trump!

川普！川普！

Hires extras to clap at press conferences

花錢請一堆人在記者會為他拍手叫好

Trump! Trump!

川普！川普！

Has flamewars with many celebrities

還槓上過許多有名人士

Trump! Trump!

川普！川普！

Gave Twilight actors dating advice,

雖然已經離婚過3次

even though he's been married three times

還是好心給暮光之城的演員把妹建議

Thinks vaccines link to autism

還說打疫苗會變自閉

and light bulbs cause cancer

頭上的燈泡會致癌

He called Rosie O' Donnell fat

還說蘿西·歐唐納很肥 (譯註: Rosie O'Donnell是一位美國喜劇演員，女演員，作家和電視主持人)

he says he's taking down ISIS

自稱能一手拿下伊斯蘭國

He thinks he can run the entire country

他自以為能掌控整個國家

But they won't let him run his casinos

但他開的賭城到最後還不是倒了

Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

川普！川普！川普！川普！

He's rich

老子就是有錢

You're fired

你被炒魷魚了

Tru-u-ump!

川~~普！

Trumpety Trump!

Trumpety Trump!

TRUMP!

川普！

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