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  • (funky electronic music)

  • - We use a lot of IV therapy to treat hangovers.

  • If we use the right vitamins,

  • there won't be any side effects.

  • Success rate using IV therapy

  • is over 75% in our practice.

  • - I can't really remember the last time

  • I've been super hungover.

  • - I really do hope that IV therapy works, and works well.

  • - Maybe I'll go through this and go,

  • wow, this is life changing.

  • - If this works, it's kind of scary in a way

  • because now there's like no consequences for drinking.

  • No consequences for drinking.

  • No consequences.

  • - All right, guys, great.

  • - Bottoms up.

  • That's pretty smooth.

  • All right, let's do another.

  • - Oh, oh (beep)!

  • - We could just start with two.

  • Let's just kick it off.

  • Better to get it over with right away.

  • - Oh yeah!

  • - That one wasn't as good.

  • - I'm up to here on the sass meter for you, okay.

  • - Okay, I'm sorry.

  • - Oh, Jesus Christ.

  • - We're taking a nosedive here very quickly.

  • - Let's just go.

  • - Just go as in take another shot?

  • - No, I...

  • - Come on, guys, let's go.

  • Just wait till we meet up with Maycie.

  • - She was supposed to meet up wth us;

  • I don't know where she is right now.

  • - [Maycie] Just finished beer number one.

  • - My beautiful, beautiful boys.

  • - Is it Ms Jake's shot?

  • - Well, you could stop him.

  • - I'm not gonna.

  • (laughter)

  • - Hi, what a do, welcome to Real Mature.

  • (laughter)

  • - [Voiceover] We got a limo!

  • Limo, limo, limo.

  • - [Voiceover] Hollywood, what's up?

  • Nobody? All right.

  • - Get this party started.

  • (laughter)

  • - Right now we're getting pulled over by the cops.

  • - [Voiceover] Oh my God, we actually are.

  • - Best friends forever.

  • - [Voiceover] We're finally at the bar.

  • - Maycie, you scoundrel!

  • This is mine.

  • - Yes!

  • - Yay!

  • (laughter)

  • - [Ryan] We've mixed so many alcohols.

  • - Yeah, we sure have.

  • - Mixed so many sweet drinks.

  • We are so (beep) tomorrow.

  • - I seriously just want to die.

  • - Oh God.

  • - [Voiceover] Look, these cocks just killed this bird.

  • - I don't care; I wish they would kill me.

  • - I'm actually really afraid of needles,

  • but I just wanna feel better.

  • So just stick it in me, doc.

  • - So who wants to go first?

  • - [Voiceover] Ryan I think, yeah.

  • - All right.

  • - All right, let's get it over with.

  • - His butthole's making that same face.

  • I can't watch it happen.

  • - Mm.

  • - [Doctor] Not too bad, right?

  • - I'm a little bit nervous.

  • When I woke up this morning I felt like dying.

  • - Ah!

  • - [Voiceover] Jen, it's okay.

  • - Careful, don't bend. - Sorry.

  • - It's all good, girl.

  • - (beep) Wednesdays, am I right?

  • Or is it Tuesday?

  • - [Voiceover] It's Wednesday, Ryan.

  • - I'll put that there.

  • - Thank you.

  • - In it goes.

  • - You didn't even flinch.

  • - I'm excited, 'cause I don't feel good

  • and I want this to work, like as fast as possible.

  • It's in!

  • Ooh, I can taste the vitamin already.

  • - I'm having a great time with you guys.

  • - Bring our bag over to brunch?

  • - When was the last time any of you were that drunk?

  • - Last weekend.

  • - How, where, where does all this liquid go?

  • Are we filling up like balloons right now?

  • - I'm going to take an IV bag selfie.

  • Everybody turn around.

  • - Excuse me.

  • I have places to be.

  • - See you suckers at the water cooler.

  • - Oh, Jesus!

  • - All right, I'm stepping away from this situation.

  • - Mm, I'm almost done.

  • - There's a bump right there, look out.

  • There's a bump, there's a bump.

  • - I'm gonna lift it.

  • - What?!

  • - Don't act like you haven't seen weirder things, Ned.

  • You of all people.

  • - No, but this is pretty weird.

  • - I think our IVs got twisted.

  • - I'd totally twist IV bags with you any day.

  • - This is gonna be us in 60 years, Ryan,

  • except it'll be like, you know...

  • - Or this could just be the way of the future.

  • - Oh my God!

  • - Oh Jesus. What have you done?

  • Jen, your blood!

  • Your precious blood.

  • - Oh, holy (beep).

  • - What did you do, Jen?

  • All that for a banana?

  • I think the most concerning thing

  • is that my big takeaway from this was like,

  • drinking on a Tuesday?

  • Ah, it wasn't that bad.

  • - Can we as humanity handle this?

  • - I do feel like I'm starting to feel better,

  • but I don't know if it's just in my head.

  • - We're done. - Woo!

  • - I didn't think it would work as well as it did.

  • - I still feel pretty hungover right now.

  • - I think it certainly worked.

  • It's just that I'm not sure if it would be worth it for me.

  • Other people, Ryan, maybe.

  • It might be worth it for Ryan to do this all the time.

  • - I was on my deathbed this morning,

  • and I 100% feel better right now.

  • - But, me, nah. I'm good.

  • - Shall we FaceTime my dad?

  • - Why would we FaceTime your dad, ever?

  • - I don't know. He's nice, my dad's really nice.

  • - Hey, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.

  • - I'm gonna listen to--

  • - Guys, we're all at the party (mumbles).

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