Isaac?

Hello, Isaac?

哈囉，Isaac?

Yeah, after the video game.

好，等我玩完遊戲

I have literally waited for you for, like, 20 minutes.

我已經等你快20分鐘了

My parents are already at the restaurant.

我爸媽已經到餐廳了

All right.

好啦

Give me one more second, one more second.

再給我一秒，再一秒

I'm just going to go without you.

我現在就要走，不等你了

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

等等，等等

Oh, I lost.

唉我輸了

Let's go.

走吧

Hey, guys!

嗨，大家！

It's Rachel.

我是 Rachel

I did a video called, "The 10 Different Types of Girlfriends."

我之前做過「十大不同類型的女朋友」的影片

And I'll link that down below.

之後，我會在底下放連結

But I decided to do "The 10 Different Types of Boyfriends."

我決定做「十大不同類型的男朋友」的影片

But also, I'm currently having a giveaway

而且，我現在來送贈品

where I give away a MacBook Air and a hoverboard!

我會送出 Macbook Air 和懸浮滑板

So I decided to give away a hoverboard and a MacBook Air.

所以我決定要送出一台懸浮滑板和一台 Macbook Air

There's two winners.

我會選出兩位幸運兒

Yeah, I added a hoverboard to the list.

是的，我已經把懸浮滑板放在清單上

And the only rule to enter this giveaway

只有一個方法能夠得到贈品

is that you must be subscribed.

就是你必須是訂閱者

Because I just want to give back to my subscribers.

因為我想回饋給我的訂閱者

Let's see if we can get this video to 400,000 likes.

如果我們這部影片得到 400,000 個讚

And comment down below which one of these types of boyfriends

而且在底下留言哪一個類型的男友

are either you or you recognize.

比較像你或是你認識的人

But also you gotta remember every single type of boyfriend

但是你知道的，每個類型的男友

is unique.

都很特別

So I think everyone's a pretty healthy mixture of all

所以，我覺得每個男友都綜合

of these types of boyfriends.

這些類型

But some are more than others.

只是有些類型較其他類型還明顯

OK.

Let's get on with the video.

繼續看影片吧

I don't know.

我不知道

I'm pretty sure a tomato is a fruit.

我非常確定番茄是一種水果

No it's not.

不，才不是

That's ridiculous.

這太荒謬

Oh, yeah, Isaac, it's a fruit.

Oh，Isaac，他是一種水果

I just looked it up.

我剛才查到

No, no.

不

Who are you going to trust?

你要相信誰？

Me or Google?

我還是 Google？

The 23rd.

是 23 號

No, Isaac, my birthday is the 24th.

不是，Isaac，我的生日在24號

No, it's the 23rd.

不，是 23 號

Last year I said, "Happy Birthday," on the 23rd.

去年我在23號跟妳說生日快樂

No, no, Isaac, I'm telling you right now,

不，Isaac，我現在告訴你

my birthday is on the 24th.

我是生日在24號

No, no, no, I told you it's on the 23rd.

不不不，我跟你說在23號

You're wrong.

妳是錯的

I don't -

我不..

Hey, babe, I'm going to go to the club.

嗨，寶貝，我要去參加派對

OK.

OK

Have fun.

玩得愉快

You look beautiful.

妳看起好漂亮

See ya.

掰掰

Oh, my ex just texted me, so I'm going to go hang out with him.

Oh，我前男友發短信給我，所以我要去找他

OK.

好

See ya.

掰掰

Um, bye.

掰

Oh, my god, Zac Efron is so cute.

我的天啊，Zac Efron 好可愛

Wait, who's Zac Efron?

等等，誰是 Zac Efron？

If he goes near you, I'm going to beat him up.

如果他太靠近你，我會揍他一頓

He's a celebrity, Isaac.

他是明星，Isaac

Where is he?

他在哪裡？

Oh, he's a celebrity?

Oh，他是個明星

Isaac, I think I'm going to hang out with Alyssa tonight.

Isaac，我想我今晚會去找 Alyssa

Whoa, you hang out with Alyssa all the time.

ㄟ，你每次都跟 Alyssa

But you don't want to hang out with me?

難道妳不想跟我嗎？

Did you just -?

你剛才是不是...？

Dutch oven!

(俚語：在床上放屁，並把棉被蓋上讓別人聞到味道）

Seriously?

你認真嗎？

You want some?

你要一些？

You're gross.

你好噁心

Hey, Rachel?

嘿，Rachel？

Yeah, I'm outside of your house.

嗯，我在你家外面

Yeah, two minutes?

好，兩分鐘後？

Bye-bye.

掰掰

Hey, I like your shoes.

嘿，我喜歡妳的鞋子

Come here.

過來這邊

Thanks.

謝謝

I like your hair, too.

你也喜歡妳的頭髮

I like your eyes.

我喜歡你的眼睛

Thank you.

謝謝

Isaac, what are you doing?

Isaac，你在做什麼？

It's not - it's not what it looks like.

不是 - 不是你看到的這樣

I'm just talking.

我只是在聊天

What is he doing?

他在做什麼？

Rachel's going to love this.

Rachel 應該會喜歡這個

Good morning, baby.

早安，寶貝

I made you breakfast.

我幫你做了早餐

Aww, thank you.

哇，謝謝你

I love you.

我愛妳

I love you, too.

我也愛你

Oh, my god.

我的天啊

I'm so stressed out.

我壓力好大

Hey, babe, how you doing?

嗨，寶貝，你在做什麼？

Happy anniversary!

週年快樂！

Happy anniversary, babe.

週年快樂，寶貝

So where are we going for dinner?

所以，我們要去哪裡吃晚餐？

I actually had plans.

其實，我已經安排了

I think - I think it would be great if we -

我想 - 我想說如果今晚我們 -

if I cook dinner tonight.

我來煮晚餐應該很不錯

What do you think?

你覺得如何？

Oh, yeah.

喔耶

That sounds so fun.

聽起來很棒耶

8:00, better be here.

八點，要準時來喔

I wrote you the longest, nicest card.

我為你寫一張非常長又精美的卡片

Me, too.

我也是

Oh, yeah, I have a great present for you.

喔對，我有準備很棒的禮物給妳

Hey, Rachel, I'm starving.

嘿，Rachel，我好餓

I'm really hungry.

我真的好餓

Where do you want to go?

你想要去哪裡吃？

I was actually thinking su-

我其實想吃壽...

Italian.

義大利料理

I was thinking Italian, too.

我也想義大利料理

-shi.

....司

Me, too.

我也是

Oh, my god.

我的天啊

N-n-no, no, no.

不是，不，不

I want sushi.

我想要壽司

Sushi?

壽司？

Yeah.

嗯

I think we'll enjoy Italian more.

我想我們會比較喜歡義大利料理

Let's go.

走吧

Come on.

走吧

Isaac, I got you ice cream.

Isaac，我為你準備冰淇淋

Thank you, but where's the chocolate syrup?

謝謝你，但巧克力醬在哪裡？

Chocolate syrup is in the fridge.

巧克力醬在冰箱

You know I like eating chocolate syrup with my ice cream.

妳知道的，我喜歡吃有巧克力醬的冰淇淋

I guess I just forgot.

我想我忘記了

Can you get it?

妳可以拿來嗎？

You can get it.

你可以自己拿

You know what?

你知道的

It's all right.

沒關係

I won't - I won't eat it.

我不 - 我不吃了

Seriously?

你是認真的嗎？

Yeah, I don't want it.

對，我不想吃了

So, first I went to her after class.

我下課後先去找她

And she was like, can you please come to me another time?

然後他一副 「可以在別的時間找我嗎？」的樣子

And I was like, well, what other time is there?

還有其他的時間？

This is after class.

這時間是下課後

Like, I have classes the entire day.

我整天都有課

I think I should have gotten a better grade on this.

我想我可以拿到更好的成績

I want to get a 10 out of 10.

我想拿到滿分

How do you think I should talk to her about it?

你覺得，我應該怎麼跟她討論這個問題？

Isaac, were you paying attention to anything I just said?

Isaac，你有在聽我剛才說的嗎？

Yeah, I was, but can you not talk to me

Yeah，我有在聽，但可以不要跟我說話

when I'm playing video games?

當我在玩電玩的時候？

Oh my god.

我的天啊

OK, Isaac, I'm leaving.

OK，Isaac，我要走了

I'll see you tomorrow.

明天見

One more, all right.

再一下，可以嗎

One more.

再一下

Isaac, I need to go.

Isaac，我要走了

OK.

OK, that's enough, Isaac.

OK，這樣夠了，Isaac

Can we cuddle?

可以抱抱嗎？

No, Isaac, I'm trying to sleep.

不，Isaac，我要睡覺了

Come on, can we cuddle, please?

別這樣，我們可以抱抱嗎，拜託？

Isaac, really, I'm so tired.

Isaac，我真的很累

I've had the longest day.

我今天非常累

We can't cuddle?

我們不能抱抱嗎？

No.

不能

So I hope you guys enjoyed this video.

希望大家喜歡這部影片

If you missed my previous two videos, click those down below.

如果大家想看我之前的兩部影片，請點擊下面的連結

And subscribe right over there if you're not

然後，現在訂閱我如果你還沒訂閱

subscribed already.

OK, love you guys so much.

OK，愛你們哦

Bye!

掰掰！