Name: 斯蒂芬-科爾伯特為薩維奇公雞190證明穀物酒精背書 (Stephen Colbert Endorses Savage Cock 190 Proof Grain Alcohol)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:26:09.000Z
Duration: 4 min 43 s
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A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK-- AND YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS, TOO-- THAT

FROM 11:30 TOW 12:30, THE "LATE SHOW" IS ON.

WE'RE HERE TO PROVIDE FILLER BETWEEN THE ADS.

I'M PROUD OF THAT ASSOCIATION, BECAUSE ADVERTISING HAS

FOR INSTANCE, BEFORE ADVERTISING, IF YOU TRIED TO BUY

INSURANCE FROM A DUCK, THEY WOULD THINK YOU WERE INSANE.

THAT IS WHY I'M EXCITED TO SEE MY FELLOW CELEBRITY, MATTHEW

WE'VE ALL ENJOYED WHATEVER HE'S TALKING ABOUT IN THOSE LINCOLN

( LAUGHTER ) HE REALLY SHOULD TURN THE AIR

AND NOW, McCONAUGHEY HAS SIGNED ON AS CREATIVE DIRECTOR FOR WILD

AND IN ADDITION TO APPEARING ON CAMERA, HE WILL WRITE AND DIRECT

AND HE'S ALSO RECORDING MUSIC FOR THE CAMPAIGN.

SO I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR WHISKEY WITH A CHASER OF THREE-MINUTE

PART OF THE REASON THEY HIRED McCONAUGHEY IS THAT HE KNOWS HOW

HE SAID HIMSELF, "MILLENNIALS, AND I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT, CAN

OKAY, MATT, THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN SOLICITING

NOT COOL, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE DOING IT IN A WAY THAT THEY CAN

BUT I INTERRUPTED MYSELF READING YOUR THEORY OF MILLENIALS AND

"WILD TURKEY HASN'T CHANGED IN ALL THESE YEARS.

IT'S TOTALLY AUTHENTIC, AND THAT APPEALS TO MILLENNIALS."

MILLENNIALS CRAVE AUTHENTICITY, ALMOST AS MUCH AS THEY CRAVE

WELL, I WILL NOT BE OUT-AUTHENTICKED, EVEN IF I HAVE

SO MATTHEW IS PROMOTING WILD TURKEY, SO I HAVE SINGED ON TO

WRITE, DIRECT, KEY GRIP, INTERN FOR, AND CRAFT SERVICE MY OWN AD

CAMPAIGN FOR SAVAGE COCK, 190-PROOF GRAIN ALCOHOL.

IF WE MILLENNIALLS HATE ANYTHING, IT'S SOLICITATION.

WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO BEING TOLD WHAT TO BUY AND WHO TO BUY

IT'S WHY WE WEAR CLOTHES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY WERE STOLEN FROM

( LAUGHTER ) AND THAT'S WHY WE DRINK SAVAGE

COCK, 190-PROOF GRAIN ALCOHOL BECAUSE SAVAGE COCK REFUSES TO

PANDER TO US WITH THINGS LIKE SMOOTH FLAVOR AND POTABILITY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JUST LIKE YOU, SAVAGE COCK HAS

NEVER WATERED ITSELF DOWN FOR MASS APPEAL.

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THE DRINK OF AMERICAN REBELS AND TASTEMAKERS.

THAT'S WHAT DAVY CROCKETT DRANK, RIGHT BEFORE STICKING HIS HEAD

( LAUGHTER ) THOSE REBELS WERE JUST LIKE YOU:

THEY DIDN'T CARE WHETHER DRINKING SAVAGE COCK WAS COOL OR

SO HOIST A GLASS, MY FELLOW '90s KIDS, TO AUTHENTICITY, TO

REALNESS, AND NOT FALLING FOR ANY CHEAP ADVERTISING GIMMICKS.

LISTEN TO THE TALKING TOILET, PARTY MOUTH.

SO NEXT TIME YOU TAKE AN AUTHENTIC INSTASELFIE, WHIP OUT

YOUR SAVAGE COCK, 190-PROOF GRAIN ALCOHOL!

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斯蒂芬-科爾伯特為薩維奇公雞190證明穀物酒精背書 (Stephen Colbert Endorses Savage Cock 190 Proof Grain Alcohol)

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