Hey Guys

大家好

So you probably already heard

你一定注意到了吧

all the hype around Pokemon GO Right now.

現在刮起Pokemon GO遊戲熱潮

Unless you've been living under a GEOdude

除非你住在小拳石（GEOdude），不然一定會注意到

It's literally everywhere,

到處都在瘋Pokemon Go

Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

YouTube、Twitter、Facebook、Instagram

and that's just online.

網路世界隨處可見

Turn off your computer, they're talking about it on TV,

關上電腦，打開電視又是Pokemon Go

You go outside to a park or grocery store or anything public,

走到戶外，公園、超商或其他公共場所

there's probably people playing there, too.

大家忙著捕捉小精靈

I mean, there's been so much hype around POKEMON GO

過度沉迷於Pokemon Go

that I've been that I started to see it in places that is not

現在我不管去哪，都會看到神奇寶貝的蹤影

What ?!

怎麼？！

Don't act like you wouldn't catch her too

別假裝你不會想拿球丟她

I mean she's still rare

這一型的很稀少也，拜託

it's better than catching Taylor swift again

總比再次捕獲野生Taylor swift好些

that's all there's around here

到處都有

and NO before you swifties jump to conclusions

泰勒絲歌迷先別急著罵我

I'm not saying that taylor swift is a rattata

我並不是說Taylor Swift是「小拉達」（rattata）

because she looks like a rat

因為他們長得很像

Rattata rattata RATTATA

Rattata rattata RATTATA

it's a vine meme

那是爆紅圖片（meme）啦

RATTATAAAA

RATTATAAAA

she's a rattata because rattatas are everywhere

之所以稱她為「小拉達」，是因為他們都無所不在

and even if you don't wanna see or hear another one

不管想不想看到或聽到

you're still going to

他們就是一直都在

and also because rattata can learn the ability to swift

另一個原因是，「小拉達」會高速星星（swift）招式

and just like taylor swift they might not be the best attack (Kim was the goalkeeper)

和 Taylor Swift一樣，他們攻擊力可能不是最強的

it's still gonna be a hit

但威力絕不能小覷

because swift doesn't miss

因為他們從不失手

ok enough pokemon jargon

好了，我不再賣弄術語了

jargon ?!!?!?!?!

jargon?!!?!?!?!

I don't know why I used that word

我不知道我幹嘛用這詞

I've never used that word before

從沒用過

it's sounds like a pokemon

聽起來像是某種神奇寶貝

jargon JARGGON jargon jargon JAAAAAAARRGGOOOON

jargon JARGGON jargon jargon JAAAAAAARRGGOOOON

see this is exactly what I am talking about

看吧，這就是我想說的

it's the 90's again

現在很像回到90年代

it is all about pokemon

最紅的就是神奇寶貝

it's taking over the world AGAIN

它又再次捲土重來

and this time it's not something you should've been ashamed off

這次終於可以大方承認了

when I played pokemon and collected pokemon cards as a kid I've got to it like almost in secret

小時候玩遊戲、收集卡片，我都要躲躲藏藏的

because back then play pokemon make you a nerd make you uncool

因為喜歡神奇寶貝的人通常都很呆，一點都不酷

and now the table have turned and the chairs well

但現在情況不一樣囉，風水輪流轉啦

we now live in a day and age where playing pokemon does not make you ...

現在玩神奇寶貝，不會讓你變....

well I mean we are all still nerds

呃，還是呆

but there's more of us now

但現在人多勢眾

Pokemon go has once again make pokemon the biggest thing in the world right now

Pokemon Go讓神奇寶貝再次翻紅

and no one should be happier about it than me

沒人比我更高興

I've always been a super-Pokemon fan

因為我一直都是死忠粉絲

I mean I've played all the games from the beginning

所有遊戲我都玩過

Pokemon RED BLUE GREEN YELLOW

神奇寶貝紅、藍、綠、黃版

pokemon snap pokemon pinball

還有神奇寶貝snap和pinball這兩款電玩

I've watched every episode of pokemon that was on TV

神奇寶貝卡通我每一集都看

I've even had the pokemon sound track so I can memorize all the songs

還買了原聲帶，所有的歌我都會唱

Not the part of my life I'm particularly proud of

這不是太光彩的過去

but you need to know how big a pokemon fan I'm in order to truely understand me when I say this

但可想而知，死忠如我，要說以下這些話有多困難

I'm not trying to be a hater or a downer or anything but I can't be the only one who absolustely loves pokemon

我不是故意要唱衰但我應該不可能是全世界唯一一位喜歡神奇寶貝但

that dosn't love pokemon go

對Pokemon Go有意見的粉絲吧

*STFU loosers*

什麼!!!!!

sean : you're just jealous

sean:你只是嫉妒心作祟

diana : you just suck that's why !

diana :你很遜也

paco yellow : oh no sh*t

paco yellow : 少廢話

@!#$%^&*(!@#$%^^&*()

Oh I forgot to put the black bars

呃，我忘了來些後製

and now the text

再來些字幕

*what it's like having an

＊2016年民主時代

opinion in 2016*

自由發表意見的下場＊

Pretty accurate

一語中的啊

Look I don't hate the game

聽著，我不討厭這款遊戲啦

but in my honest opinion I was a little disapointed

但說老實話是有點失望

specially after all the commercials they put out

畢竟他們推出的廣告很讚

that .. to get every body excited about it and trust me I had normal expectations I wasn't expecting the game to look like the commercial

萬眾期待啊，我並沒有期望遊戲像廣告說的那般神奇

it's an unrealistic expectation

這太不切實際

well maybe not I mean there's virtual reality now

好啦，其實有一點，畢竟虛擬實境都推出了

but to go from this to this

不過這也落差太大

it's a little misleading

是不是有點「欺騙社會」

I still think it's a great idea

我覺得這創意很不錯

and I know the game took like 10 or 20 years to get done

或許還要10幾、20年，技術才能跟上

but I still think it wasn't ready to be released

但我還是覺得不必急於推出

.... it's not really pokemon yet

這不是我理想中的神奇寶貝遊戲啊

it's a google maps styled with pokemon

這只是神奇寶貝包裝的谷歌地圖

it's pokemon least like pokemon game WHAT I'M I saying?!

這是最不像神奇寶貝遊戲的神奇寶貝，我在說什麼啊?!

that did not make sense

令人摸不著頭緒

how do I describe that better in 2016

我該如何用2016的話來形容呢

Oh

噢，對了

pokemon go is basically google maps mixed with four square with a pokemon snapchat filter on it

Pokemon Go=谷歌地圖+four square+神奇寶貝snapchat濾鏡

fam

(胡言亂語中...)

*are you okey ryan ?*

with no chill

lit

savage

I'm still hyped

我還是很興奮啦

but you know what its not even the look of pokemon go that bothers me

雖然離真正的神奇寶貝遊戲還有段距離

I can get pass that

我可以等

It's the fact that half the time you can’t sign into the game

重點是你常無法登入

because the servers are down

因為伺服器當機

or they're experiencing difficulties

或者程式面臨到所謂「技術問題」

and maybe it's just me but even when you can sign in

可能我比較衰吧，不過就算能夠順利登入

when you are playing the game it just freezes randomly

玩遊戲時畫面也會卡住

specially for some reason when you finally catch something

好不容易捕捉到精靈時更會如此

something that you spent a lot of time looking for

你可是花了大把時間才找到的

and it kills batterie faster than any game I ever played before

而且這遊戲超級耗電

I can go on for a long time

缺點還有很多啦

but I didn't made this video to hate on pokemon go

不過這不是本部影片重點

in fact I actually hope the game becomes more successful so that they can put some money into it and then I can finally play it

我其實是希望這款遊戲能更成功、投入更多金錢、做得更好

and who knows (1.0)

現在爆紅賺錢後

the game is so popular and they're making so much money that they probably are working on a second version that looks like the commercial

他們搞不好開始設計2.0版，就像廣告展示的那般神奇

so for all of you that haven't given a shot yet specially if you're someone who loves pokemon like me

所以還沒玩過的人，若你和我一樣是死忠粉絲

Don't have high expectations and it's still a fun game

奉勸不要期望過高，不過這遊戲還是很好玩

I mean when you can actually play it

如果伺服器沒當機的話

just don't expect it to look like the commercials

別期待它和廣告裡頭的遊戲一樣棒

Don't expect it to be what we all wish for as kids POKEMON in the real world

別期待它和我們小時候想像的神奇寶貝一樣讚

cuz it's not quite there yet

因為它還無法做到那種程度

in the downtime that I was actually waiting for the pokemon go servers to come back I wiped something together to help you with that

趁著伺服器當機、等待連線時，我編了首歌曲

Here's a more honest commercial for what Pokemon go is really like

誠實版的Pokemon Go廣告

in the form of the same show that we all grow up with and loved watching except for the kids who did not know that show existed

搭配的是以前卡通主題曲，不知道的人可能還是不知道

fam lit savage no chill *never say never to drugs*

(胡言亂語中 )

DAAAB

OMG I'm not gonna put that in YES I'M

我沒要放這段影片啦，才怪，我就是要放

I wanna be the very best at Pokemon GO because

我要成為第一，Pokemon GO比高低

In real life, My life's a mess, And this game gives me a cause,

現實生活一團糟，遊戲賜我重生契機

I will travel across the lanes, I almost hit that guy

來回穿過街道，路人差點閃避不及

But it's okay, He didn't notice, Because he was inside, Pokemon Go, walk in to a tree, hit a kid, step on someones feet, Pokemon Go, with your best friends, but don't look or talk to them

但這又何妨，他絲毫未注意，因為全心投入遊戲，Pokemon Go，撞上樹木、傷及兒童、踩踏別人的腳，Pokemon Go, 夥同三五好友加入，但彼此不對眼交談

Pokemon Go, red, yellow, or blue

Pokemon Go, 紅黃藍三分天下

if you're not on my team

若不與我並肩作戰

f*uck you, drop everything, look there's Mewtwo, Pokemon Go

非友即敵，放下手邊一切，Mewtwo待你捕捉，Pokemon Go

It's about throwing balls

丟出寶貝球

Let us play with our balls,Pokemon,

加入一起玩球吧，Pokemon,

on the last episode of pokemon go Ryan finally spotted the rarest pokemon MEWTOW

Pokemon Go的大結局，Ryan終於找到最稀有的神奇寶貝「超夢」(MEWTOW)

with only seconds to react Ryan finally throw his pokeball and ...

他以迅雷不及掩耳的速度丟出寶貝球...

I'm not even joking look what poped out

我沒開玩笑，你看

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伺服器修復中，請稍後再試

I love this game *Bye again*

我愛死這款遊戲了

*TEEHEE again*