IN FIVE YEARS.

IS THAT RIGHT?

- YEAH, YEAH. IT'S A BIG DEAL.

- WHY, 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING NONSTOP?

- YEAH, AND IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S--

I JUST DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY DOG AT HOME.

- I GET IT.

I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

IT'S HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE MY ANIMALS.

- YEAH, YOU WANT TO STAY AT HOME AND RELAX,

AND I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO, LIKE, LEAVE--

LEAVE HOME AND GO SOMEWHERE... - YES, RIGHT.

- LIKE THE BEACH. - RIGHT, SO DID YOU--

WHERE DID YOU GO?

- I WENT TO KEY LARGO, IN KEY WEST.

FLORIDA'S REALLY, LIKE, MUCH CLOSER THAN I THOUGHT,

AND SUPER EASY TO GET TO.

IT WAS AMAZING. - WHERE DID YOU THINK IT WAS?

HOW FAR DID YOU THINK IT WAS AWAY?

- I DON'T KNOW, I JUST--

I JUST ALWAYS SAW IT AS A FAR AWAY LAND.

I THINK BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I HAD BEEN THERE

WAS WHEN I WAS, LIKE, FIVE.

- OH, WELL, YEAH.

THINGS ARE DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE FIVE.

- YEAH, NO, DEFINITELY. WELL, A LITTLE BIT, I GUESS.

- I'VE NEVER BEEN TO KEY LARGO, BUT I HEAR IT'S FANTASTIC.

- IT'S INCREDIBLE.

THE THING WE'D DO EVERY NIGHT--

MY BOYFRIEND AND MYSELF AND OUR TWO FRIENDS--

WE WOULD PADDLE BOARD OUT TO WATCH THE SUNSET,

AND ONE NIGHT WE PADDLE BOARDED WITH SOME DOLPHINS.

BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE--

I THOUGHT IT WAS A SHARK, AND I WAS LIKE,

"WAIT, CHECK THE FIN!"

AND THEN MY BOYFRIEND'S LIKE, "I SEE THE BLOW HOLE!"

SO IT WAS FINE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT A--

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHARKS ARE-- SHARKS DON'T HAVE--

- AND THEN WHAT DID YOU SAY?

[laughter]

I LIKE THAT YOU WERE ACTING OUT THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION.

- AND I SAID, "OH"--NO.

I WAS JUST REALLY RELIEVED.

- SO THAT'S JUSTIN-- YOUR BOYFRIEND JUSTIN LONG--

AND THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE.

IT SEEMS LIKE--

DID YOU HAVE A CAMERA WITH YOU ON THE PADDLE BOARD?

- YEAH, WE HAVE THESE LITTLE POCKET THINGS

THAT YOU PUT YOUR IPHONE IN.

- WHAT A GREAT PICTURE.

- AND I WAS ABLE TO PUT IT ON MY PADDLE BOARD

AND FACETIME MY MOM AS I WAS, LIKE, PADDLING.

IT'S--TECHNOLOGY'S INCREDIBLE.

IT'S JUST A SUCTION PACKET, AND YOU--WE--OH.

[laughter]

I GOT TO LIVE BY THE OCEAN, 'CAUSE THAT'S--

THAT WOULD BE MY NEW HOBBY. NO, IT'S REALLY GREAT.

IT'S A REALLY WONDERFUL THING TO DO. IT'S SUPER EASY TOO.

- WELL, YOU'RE-- HOW OLD ARE YOU?

- [sighs] 28.

[laughter]

- OKAY, GOD, NEVER MIND.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE YOUNG, SO, YEAH.

[laughter]

YEAH, THAT'S-- AMAZING.

- SO I'M--I KNOW, MY BACK'S ALREADY STARTING TO HURT.

- GOD.

YOU SHOULD TAKE AN ASPIRIN EVERY DAY,

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

- YEAH. - YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL.

NOW YOU--SO YOU DON'T GO ON VACATIONS A LOT.

WHAT DO YOU AND--HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH JUSTIN?

- I DON'T KNOW, NOT LONG. - OKAY.

- NOT LONG ENOUGH TO-- - TALK ABOUT IT?

- YEAH, BUT PRETTY LONG. I MEAN, HE'S--YEAH.

FEELS LIKE A LIFETIME. - SO--OKAY.

- NO, BUT, YEAH, WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER,

BUT WE DON'T DO MUCH.

- SO BETWEEN, LIKE, A MONTH AND FIVE YEARS,

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THERE?

- YEAH. - OKAY.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS NORMALLY DO? WHAT KINDS OF THINGS DO YOU DO?

- NOT--NOT A LOT.

WE WALK MY DOG, AND WE-- WE HAVE--

WE MAKE THESE SMOOTHIES IN THE MORNING.

THEY'RE CALLED GREENIES.

HE GOT ME ONTO THAT, 'CAUSE IT'S SUPER HEALTHY.

AND THEN WE WATCH "THE BACHELOR,"

AND "THE BACHELORETTE."

[cheers and applause]

- YOU WATCH "THE BACHELORETTE" AND "THE BACHELOR,"

OR JUST "THE BACHELOR"?

- NO, WE--WE WATCH 'EM. - ALL OF 'EM.

- YEAH, IN FACT, THERE'S--

IT'S KIND OF A BIG WEEK NEXT WEEK.

YEAH, ANYBODY A FAN OF ANDY?

[cheers and applause]

- IS IT GOING ON RIGHT NOW? - ME TOO.

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. IT'S ABOUT TO START.

- OH, IT'S STARTING.

- YEAH, IT'S ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR MIND.

- OKAY, WELL. - I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT IT.

I'M TELLING YOU.

- WELL, I WAS WATCHING FOR A WHILE,

AND THEN I GAVE UP BECAUSE IT GOT A LITTLE CRAZY.

- IT GOT NUTS. - YEAH.

- I MEAN, THESE-- IT'S THE MOST UNNATURAL SETTING

OF ALL TIME FOR HUMANS.

- SO YOU WATCH IT BECAUSE IT'S--

YOU'RE NOT REALLY WATCHING IT BECAUSE YOU'RE--

YOU'RE WATCHING IT BECAUSE IT'S LIKE--

- IT'S A TRAIN WRECK. - YES, THAT'S WHY.

- AND THERE'S SOME GREAT PEOPLE ON IT,

AND THERE'S SOME NOT SO GREAT PEOPLE,

AND THE HUMAN INTERACTION IS JUST--

IT'S A WONDERFUL STUDY. - RIGHT.

- AND I FEEL REALLY GUILTY ABOUT IT SOMETIMES,

BUT THEN OTHER TIMES, YOU KNOW, YOU--

YOU KNOW, YOU THINK THAT THESE--

YOU REALLY WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY AND FIND LOVE.

MAYBE NOT SO MUCH THE LAST SEASON, BUT--

- YEAH.

THE LAST SEASON, THE JUAN PABLO GUY WAS A LITTLE--HE LOST ME.

- YEAH, I THINK YOU SPEAK FOR... EVERYBODY.

- GOOD.

YEAH, HE SAID SOME NOT NICE THINGS.

SO I UNDERSTAND YOUR FRIEND IS MARRYING CONSTANTINE.

- OH, YEAH.

- NOW, I WATCHED THAT SEASON, AND I LIKED CONSTANTINE.

- GREAT, YEAH. - I KNOW WHO HE IS.

- YEAH, WE--HIS-- WE CALL HIM DINO.

BUT MY BEST FRIEND RACHEL'S GETTING MARRIED THIS WEEKEND.

- AND SHE'S MARRYING THE GUY THAT WAS ON "THE BACHELOR."

- TO HIM, YEAH.

- DO YOU REMEMBER CONSTANTINE, ANYBODY? JUST ME?

- TZORTZIS-- CONSTANTINE TZORTZIS.

HE'S FROM ATLANTA, OR CUMMING,

AND WE'RE ALL HEADING TO CUMMING.

- THAT'S FANTASTIC.

- WE'RE COMIN' TO CUMMING.