and some disturbing sexual jokes

有些令人困擾的黃色笑話

that were hidden in Disney movies.

隱藏在迪士尼的電影里

Disney films, they're funny, they teach

迪士尼電影，他們有趣，他們教你

life lessons and they're good, wholesome,

人生的課程並且他們很好，很健康

PG-rated fun, or are they?

13歲以下輔導等級，不是嗎？

Well, as it turns out, if you take a close

好吧，事情是這樣，如果你

look at the movies that you love,

近距離看看你喜歡的電影

whether they're from your childhood

不論你是你小時候

or even from this past year, you might

或者就是去年，你也許

just find a few not-so-appropriate jokes.

找到幾個不太健康的笑話

Now, granted these jokes go over most

現在，允許這些笑話在孩子們的

children's heads, but if you're an adult,

頭腦里，不過如果你是大人

you probably picked up on them,

也許你就理解他們的內容了

and if you didn't, well, you're about to.

如果你還不懂，好吧，你現在可以

Get ready to be shocked at the sheer dirtiness

準備好被那些你

of the writer's minds of some of your

喜歡的迪士尼電影的作家

favorite Disney movies.

骯髒的內容所驚嚇到

Without further ado, here they are

廢話少敘，這裡是

10 dirty jokes hidden inside Disney movies.

隱藏在迪士尼電影里的骯髒笑話

Number one is the Cars 2 lemon party.

第一 汽車總動員2 檸檬派對

Oh, God!

哦，上帝

We start this list with, arguably, one of the most

我們開出這個有爭議的清單，

disturbing sexual references in a Disney

最令人不舒服的性暗示在

movie in Disney's Cars 2.

迪士尼電影 汽車總動員2

In the movie, the antagonists are the lemons,

電影中，反麵人物是檸檬

broken-down, unwanted cars led

報廢，沒人要的汽車們

by the evil Professor Zundapp.

被邪惡的教授尊達普

The lemons have a small victory and feel

檸檬取得了小小的勝利

that their plans are working perfectly,

感到他們的計劃很完美

so they throw themselves a party, a lemon party.

所以他們為自己開個派對，一個檸檬派對

Now, for those of you that don't know

現在，對於那些不了解情況的人

the Internet's version of what a lemon party is,

有趣的是，什麼是檸檬派對

uh, how do I describe this, it's a single image

哦，我該如何形容呢，一個畫面

of (throat clearing) three elderly men

（清嗓子)三個老男人

who really enjoy each other's company.

他們享受彼此的陪伴

It's considered one of the unholy trinities

在網上被認為是不道德三人組

of the Internet and is no stranger to Hollywood's

對於好萊塢也是個不陌生的笑話

jokes, with even A-list celebrities telling people

甚至A咖名人告訴大家

to check out their website that is really

去看看他們的網站，那是真的

just the image of a lemon party.

就是檸檬派對的畫面

Thanks, Disney!

感謝，迪士尼！

Visual nightmare achieved!

視覺的噩夢實現了

Number two is a walking joke in Toy Story.

第二個笑話是玩具總動員

Released on November 22, 1995, Toy Story

與1995年11月22日有關，

has the honor of being the first fully

玩具總動員被譽為第一部

computer-animated feature film ever made.

全電腦製作的動畫電影

Centered around toys that come alive once alone,

圍繞著玩具們有了生命

the film features their adventures after getting

電影設計他們在迷路后

lost and trying to make their way back to their homeowner.

歷經磨難最終回到主人的身邊

In one scene, the two main characters, Buzz Lightyear

有一個畫面，2個主角，巴斯光年

and Woody, encounter the disfigured and terrifying

和伍迪，遇到一個以破壞和恐嚇

toy creations of a sadistic kid named Sid Phillips.

玩具為樂的變態孩子叫希德 菲利普斯

Now that you already know, but what you likely

這你已經知道了，但你你

never noticed is that one of these creations

從未注意的創作之一

seems to be the subject of Sid's immature

看似希德不成熟的

humor since it's comprised solely of a fishing

幽默，因為由一個釣魚卷軸

reel and a hook with a pair of bare Barbie

和用鉤子把芭比娃娃的腿

legs attached to it.

連接起來

In other words, it's a walking metaphor for a lady

換句話說，對夜晚工作的

of the night, A-K-A, a hooker.

女性是個隱喻，妓女

Whaa whaa.

哇哦

Well done, Disney.

幹得好，迪士尼

Yeah, you're clever.

你們好聰明

Disturbing, disturbing minds behind these writers.

這些作家的腦子真骯髒

I'm tellin' you.

我告訴你們

Dirty.

骯﹣髒﹣

Number three is Hans' foot size in Frozen.

第三是，漢斯叫的尺寸在冰雪奇緣

Disney's Frozen, released on November 27, 2013,

迪士尼的冰雪奇緣在2013年11月27日上映

finds Princess Anna on her journey to find

安娜公主的旅程去

and convince her sister Elsa to return to their

尋找和說服她的姐妹艾爾莎公主

kingdom despite Elsa's uncontrollable magic

回到她們的王國去除艾爾莎公主不可控

powers over ice and cold.

冰與冷的魔力

On Anna's journey, she meets a young

在安娜的旅程里，他遇到

ice worker named Kristoff.

一個鏟冰人叫克裡斯托伕

The pair talk about Anna's recent engagement

對話是安娜剛剛與

to Prince Hans, who she had just met that day.

漢斯王子訂婚，他們只在訂婚當日見過

So, Kristoff challenges her to recall things

所以，克裡斯托伕讓她回憶

about the prince, like his last name

有關王子的事情，比如姓氏

or his favorite food, his best friend's name

或者他最喜歡的食物，他最好的朋友的名字

or of course, his foot size.

或者當然，他腳的尺寸

Now, seems pretty innocent except that, you know,

看上去很純潔除了這個，你知道

Anna invents answers for everything except his foot size,

安娜回答了所有的問題除了他腳的尺寸

to which she replies, foot size doesn't matter,

她回應說，腳的尺寸不重要

which of course, is a clever reference to the myth

當然，這很聰明的隱喻了

about the correlation between a man's foot size

一個傳言有關男人的腳的尺寸

and the size of his junk.

和男人陰經尺寸的關係

Ew Disney, you gettin' nasty with those references, girl!

呦 迪斯尼，你們這樣隱喻很噁心啊，姑娘！

Number four is Miss Potato Head's mouth in Toy Story 3.

第四是玩具總動員3 土豆小姐的嘴

Toy Story 3, released on June 18, 2010, is

玩總3 在2010年6月18日上線

the heart-warming third installment of the series,

是三個系列劇中暖心的一集

this time following the sentient toys as they are

這次他們作為有感情的玩具

accidentally donated to a daycare for young children.

被意外的捐贈給托兒所里

There, the toys meet the film's main villain,

玩具們遇到了電影里主要的反派

Lotso, a big pink teddy bear who's

洛托，一個粉色的泰迪熊

the leader of the daycare toys.

也是託兒所玩具的頭

Now, at one point, Mrs. Potato Head begins

有一次，土豆小姐

giving Lotso a verbal lashing due to his

抨擊洛托根據他的

attitude and actions, when he abruptly silences

態度和行為，當他突然

her by pulling out her mouthpiece.

用撕去她嘴的方式使她安靜

Seemingly harmless except that Mr. Potato Head

看上去沒問題除了土豆先生

angrily announces, "No one takes my wife's mouth except me,"

生氣的說道“沒人可以佔有我妻子的最除了我”

a very tongue-in-cheek metaphor

一個非常戲虐的隱喻

for an action that involves two adults,

兩個成人之間的行為

uh, num, num, num. Heh heh.

額，額，額

Just gonna leave it at that.

就點到為止吧

Number five is the gay joke in Inside Out.

第五是頭腦特工隊里同性戀的玩笑

Inside Out, released on June 19, 2015, follows

頭腦特工隊在2015年6月19上映

the inner workings of a young girl's mind

一個年輕女孩的思想

as her five main emotions deal

和她五個主要的情緒

with difficult situations in her life.

處理生活中困難的處境

For example, like moving across the country

比如，電影中到另一個城市

and attending a new school.

進入新的學校

Well, during a scene at night, Fear, one of the emotions,

在一個晚上的場景中，恐懼，感覺之一

hears a noise and quickly assumes he's hearing a bear.

聽到一個聲音并假設聲音是一隻熊

Another emotion, named Disgust replies,

另外一個感受叫 噁心說

"There are no bears in San Francisco."

“三番沒有熊”

And Anger claims that he saw a really hairy

生氣聲稱他看到一個毛髮旺盛的男人

guy and that he looked like a bear.

他看上去像個熊

Now, uh, let me explain that to you.

現在，讓我給你們解釋

San Francisco is world-famous for its gay

三番是世界聞名的同性戀之都

community, and a bear is a slang word used

熊是一個比喻用於

for the community for a large, hairy gay man.

高大，毛髮旺盛的同性戀

Yeah, a lot of these are very subtle,

是的，有些非常微妙

but a lot of them aren't.

但是很多不是

This one pretty much wasn't.

這個就不算是

it's very obvious.

非常明顯

Heh, heh raahr.

呵呵，

I'm never doing that again.

我不會再這樣啦

Number six is groupies flash in Cars.

第六是 汽車中動員的追星族

Released on June 9, 2006, Cars was

與2006年6月9日上映

a huge hit with audiences.

這部片子非常受歡迎

Lightning McQueen, the protagonist in the film,

賴寧 麥凱恩 電影的代言人

is a super-famous race car in the midst of his prime.

是非常知名的賽車本世紀中期是他的輝煌期

During a scene, which he poses for a large

有一幕，他為

crowd of fans and photographers, two younger

大量的粉絲和攝影記者擺好動作，2個年輕

female race cars come to the front of the crowd

女賽車跑到人群前

and flash their high beams at McQueen.

想麥凱恩閃燈

Think about that.

想想吧

In case you didn't get it, in a more adult context,

假如你不懂，在成人的語境中

the two adoring female fans represent McQueen's

兩個女性粉絲代表麥凱恩的

groupies, and the act of throwing their high beams

追星族，向他閃燈

would, of course, be their way of uh,

當然，是她們的方式

(throat clearing) flashing him.

（清嗓）挑逗他

Oh, Disney.

哦 迪士尼

Well, at least they never made an up the tailpipe joke.

好吧，至少他們沒開排氣管的玩笑

Number seven is skunk love in Bambi.

第七是小鹿斑比里臭鼬的愛

Released in theaters on July 24th all the way back

回到1945年7月24日上映

in 1945, Bambi is the story of a white-tailed deer

小鹿斑比的故事是一隻白尾巴的小鹿

who is heir to his father's title

繼承了父親的頭銜

of great prince of the forest.

森林中偉大的王子

During Bambi's travels, he meets and befriends

在斑比的旅程中，他遇到并成為朋友的

a skunk, who he names Flower.

是一只臭鼬，他的名字叫弗洛爾

Further on in their adventures, Flower happens

在他們的冒險中，弗洛爾認識了

to meet a female skunk named Bluebell,

一隻女性的臭鼬叫布倍兒

who gives him a kiss.

給了他一個吻

Aw, isn't that cute.

很可愛吧

Everything's lovely and nothin's wrong at all,

滿滿的愛，沒什麼問題

and nothin's dirty at all.

沒什麼骯髒

Flower's body immediately after being kissed

弗洛爾的身體在吻過后立即

turns pink from his head to his tail.

變成粉色從頭到尾

Then he goes stiff as a board, falling over backwards.

然後他變成一塊硬板，從后倒下去

He turns pink, gets stiff and goes like this.

他變粉色，變硬並且像這樣

Think about it.

想想吧

It's a boner joke, okay.

這是個骨頭的消化，

Boner joke all the way back in 1945,

骨頭笑話追溯到1945年

the skunk turned into a boner.

臭鼬變成了骨頭

Now you know.

現在你知道了吧

Childhood ruined. You're welcome.

童年毀了，謝謝

Number eight is a naked woman in The Rescuers.

第八就難小英雄裡的裸體女人

Released on June 19, 1977, The Rescuers is a tale

1977年6月19上映，就難小英雄是

of two mice who are part of a global rescue aid society

2只隸屬於全球救援組織的小老鼠

that track down and save victims of abduction.

他們跟蹤和救援被綁架的人質

Just three days after the movie's second VHS release,

僅三天後電影高清版上映

on January 5, 1999, Disney had to recall 3.4 million

1999年1月5日，迪士尼不得不召回3.4百萬片

units, sighting that there was questionable content

發現有爭議的內容

hidden within just two frames out of the film's

隱藏在電影中

total 110,000-plus frames.

一共1.1百萬多的問題

What were these two frames?

那麼這2個問題是什麼

Well, the content that, of course, sparked

內容是，當然，亮瞎眼

the controversy turned out to be a small image

論點在於一共很小的畫面

of a topless woman in a window

一個上身裸露的女性在窗前

the a pair of mice pass by.

在兩隻老鼠路過的時候

Disney declined to state who was responsible

迪士尼拒絕聲明誰

for placing the image there, but the videotapes

對將這樣的鏡頭設計負責，但是光碟

were rereleased in March of 1999

在1999年3月面世

with the topless lady removed.

上身裸露的女子被清除

Have you lost faith in Disney yet?

你對迪士尼喪失信心了嗎？

Yes, yes.

是的

Next time you watch a Disney movie, you're gonna be

下次當你看迪士尼的電影，你會

not so much watching for the plot, but watching

你不會再關注情節而是關注

for the dirty jokes that are inevitably

他們的黃色笑話

to be implanted inside of it.

他們不可避免的添加進去了

Number nine is pitching a tent in The Emperor's New Groove.

第九是變身國王一頂帳篷

During a scene in the Disney tale The Emperor's

在迪士尼變身國王的

New Groove, released on December 15, 2000,

故事裡，2000年12月12日上映

a large and burly character named Kronk

一個高大和結實的人物叫克朗克

lies down for a night's sleep in the jungle,

在森林里躺下睡覺

and although he sleeps soundly, Kronk's

儘管他睡得很安靜，克朗克的

body and muscles are so large and exaggerated

身體和肌肉太大和誇張

that the tent that he uses is much too small to cover him.

他使用的帳篷太小而無法覆蓋他

Kids will of course find humor in the pitiful

孩子會天真的為

size of the tent, but adults may notice that

帳篷的尺寸感到惋惜，但是成人注意到

the tent has been set up directly over Kronk's

帳篷被直接覆蓋在克朗克的

crotch, clearly referencing the well-known

褲襠，清晰的隱喻那句著名

erection joke, pitching a tent.

關於勃起的笑話 一頂帳篷

These jokes, man, these jokes.

這些笑話，兄弟，這些笑話

Have they ruined you yet?

他們毀了三觀了吧

No? Okay.

沒有？好吧

Well, there's one more to go, so get ready.

這裡還有一個，準備好

And Number 10 is Aladdin and Jasmine's earthquake.

第十是阿拉丁和茉莉的地震

In the movie Aladdin and the King of Thieves,

在電影 阿拉丁和大盜之王

while a stampede of elephants crashes

當逃出大象栽倒在

Aladdin and Jasmine's wedding, the genie,

阿拉丁和茉莉的婚禮，吉尼

who is voiced by the late and amazingly talented

的聲音配音是近來了不起的天才

Robin Williams, comments on the suddenly

羅賓 威廉姆斯 突然

shaking ground saying, "I thought the earth

對搖晃地面說：“我以為

"wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon."

地球應該在蜜月裡搖晃”

This of course, is a very deliberate reference to

很顯然，這是故意隱射

the pair of them having sex in the honeymoon.

這對新人將在蜜月里做愛

But believe it or not, that's not the only dirty

信不信由你，這不是阿拉丁里

Aladdin reference that exists.

僅有的色情笑話

In the original Aladdin movie, when our hero

在最初的阿拉丁電影，當我們的英雄

is on Jasmine's balcony trying to fend off Rajah the tiger,

在茉莉的陽臺要喂洛哈的老虎

you can actually hear him whisper, take off your clothes.

你可以聽到他在低於，脫下我的衣服

Yes, this exists and you can find it.

是的，這個真的存在你能找到

It's on YouTube right now.

在優酷上

I suggest you look it up, or don't.

我建議你看看，或者不看

Just look it up.

看看吧

And that's all for this video, guys.

這是今天所有的內容

If you got something out of it,

如果你獲得知識

and it didn't destroy your childhood too much,

並且沒有過多摧毀你童年的記憶

be sure to subscribe to my channel so that

記得註冊我的頻道

you can catch my next video, and I will see

這樣你能看的我下個視頻

you next time with a less childhood-destroying video.

下次見帶著更多毀童年的視頻

(laughing) I love you guys. Peace.

（大笑）我愛你們，安靜