Name: 斯蒂芬-科爾伯特的午夜懺悔錄III (Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions III)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:21:52.000Z
Duration: 5 min 11 s
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I'D LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS ONE OF TELEVISION'S TOP

SINCE ABC CANCELED MOTHER THERESA, SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE UP

I HAVEN'T HAD TIME FOR MY TRAY TRADITIONS, ESPECIALLY

I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD EXAMINE MY CONSCIOUS WITH YOU

NOW, FOR THE RECORD, I'M NOT SURE IF THESE ARE TECHNICALLY

FORGIVE ME, AUDIENCE, BECAUSE SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES, AUDIENCE,

SOMETIMES I WISH THERE WAS AN iPhone APP THAT WOULD HELP ME

I TOLD ALL MY FRIENDS I'M WATCHING "MAKING A MURDERER,"

BUT I'M REALLY WATCHING THE MAKING OF "MURDER, SHE WROTE."

IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE WEEK AND I'M ALREADY BREAKING ANY NEW YEAR'S

RESOLUTION TO STOP EATING CAKE FROSTING STRAIGHT OUT OF THE

(LAUGHTER) THAT KELLY CLARKSON SONG "SINCE

YOU BEEN GONE" TOTALLY PUMPS MY JAM SACK.

(LAUGHTER) (SINGING, JON FOLLOWS ON ORGAN)

BUT WHAT I'M REALLY THINKING IS, IF THAT WASN'T A BABY, IT WOULD

WELL, OVER THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS, I FOUND THEIR LIMIT.

IF I FORGET SOMEONE'S NAME, I JUST CALL THEM "CHIEF."

(LAUGHTER) I ALSO GOT YOUR TEXT ASKING ME

I NEVER JOINED THE MILE HIGH CLUB, BUT I AM IN THE GREYHOUND

(APPLAUSE) I SALUTE THE COURAGE OF CAITLYN

I JUST DON'T THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO CARE ABOUT HER IF I NEVER

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I KIND OF WISH I ALWAYS CARRIED

AROUND A KITTEN SO ANYTIME I WANT I COULD MAKE PEOPLE GO

(APPLAUSE) JUST NOW, I HAD A LITTLE BIT OF

THE FROSTING ON MY LIPS, AND I USED THAT KITTEN TO WIPE IT OFF.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I LIKE GOING TO THE "Y" BECAUSE

WORKING OUT NEXT TO THE ELDERLY MAKES ME FEEL STRONG.

(LAUGHTER) WHEN PEOPLE GET DIVORCED, I DO

(LAUGHTER) I HAVE IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT THE

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHIEF BRODERICK.

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