Name: 晚間新聞輪》，第五期。 (The Late Show Wheel Of News, Vol. V)
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THERE ARE SO MANY DECISIONS TO MAKE FOR A SHOW LIKE THIS.

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I COULD TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW.

I CANNOT DECIDE WHAT WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ON THE SHOW, SO

SOMETIMES I LEAVE THOSE DECISIONS TO ONE OF MY TALENTED

PRODUCERS OR SOMETIMES I LEAVE THAT DECISION TO MY GOOD FRIEND

AND A LOT OF TIMES I LEAVE THAT DECISION TO RANDOM CHANCE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NOW, LONGTIMERSS

OF "WHEEL OF THE NEWS" KNOW WE HAVE INSTALLED A GIANT SPINNING

WHEEL IN THE CEILING OF THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER WITH IMPORTANT

NEWS TOPICS LIKE "POLITICS," "ENTERTAINMENT," AND "FREE

WHEREVER THE WHEEL LANDS, THAT'S THE STORY I TALK ABOUT.

AND TO OPERATE IT, I JUST PULL A HIGH TECH LEVER, WHICH IS HELD

BRENDAN, I COULD NOT DO THIS WITHOUT YOU.

BRENDAN, YOU KNOW,UN, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU ARE A CREDIT TO LEVER

HOLDERS EVERYWHERE, AND I ADMIRE YOUR SKILL AND DEDICATION.

>> Stephen: OKAY, GET IN THE HOLE, GET IN THE HOLE.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE A BIG MAN FOR SUCH A TINY HOLE, BRAND AN,

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START GREASING YOU UP PRETTY SOON.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) PEOPLE LOVE THE CRIME STORIES.

IN CRIME NEWS, A LITTLE GIRL IN RENO, NEVADA, RECENTLY WITNESSED

AN ATTEMPTED ARMED ROBBERY OF A CONVENIENCE STORE.

NOW THE GIRL'S OKAY, AND SHE EVEN OFFERED TO HELP POLICE BY

AND THIS PICTURE OVER HERE ON THE RIGHT IS EVIDENTLY HER

EVERYONE, BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A MAN WITH EITHER HAIR OR A HAT,

NO KNEES, AND 5:00 SHADOW THAT IS WIDER THAN HIS FACE.

WERE YOU AT A CONVENIENCE STORE IN RENO RECENTLY?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: MY GOOD NIGHT!

>> Stephen: IN THE WORLD OF FOOD, THERE'S A NEW

PLANT-BASED DRINK ON THE MARKET CALLED RIPPLE THAT, ACCORDING

ITS MANUFACTURER, IS SOMETHING CALLED PEA MILK.

THAT IS GREAT NEWS IF YOU ARE LACTOSE INTOLERANT, OR IF YOUR

DOCTOR SAYS YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING MORE PEA.

MILK SUBSTITUTES HAVE NOW OFFICIALLY GONE TOO FAR.

FIRST, WE MILKED THE SOY, AND I SAID NOTHING.

THEN WE MILKED THE RICE, AND STILL I REMAINED SILENT.

NEXT THING WE KNEW, WE WERE EVEN MILKING OUR MUSCLE AND OUR

AND NOW WE'RE BEING ASKED TO DRINK PEA MILK.

SUDDEN, HEARTBREAKING AWARENESS OF MORTALITY!

JIM, LET'S PUT FIVE SECONDS OF AWARENESS ON THE CLOCK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) A GREAT AMERICAN TRADITION HAS

I'M TALKING, OF COURSE, ABOUT CRACKER JACKS.

I HAVE A BOX EVERY TIME I AM AT THE BALLPARK.

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晚間新聞輪》，第五期。 (The Late Show Wheel Of News, Vol. V)

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