You are so funny. - Thank you.

你真的非常風趣 -謝謝

- And I cannot believe this because

－我實在不敢相信

you really were just a stand-up.

因為你才剛出道

You had only been on television a couple of times.

你只上過幾次電視而已

- Yeah, I guess in the U.S. I had only done,

－是啊，我猜在美國我才上了幾個節目

like, "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno."

像是《Jay Leno 今夜秀》

I had done "The Late Show" with Letterman,

《Letterman 深夜秀》

so doing "The Daily Show" has been a mind-blowing experience.

所以《每日秀》是一個令人興奮的體驗

- Well, you're doing a great job.

- 你真的做得很好

- Thank you. - You're really doing

- 謝謝 - 你真的做得

a great job. - Thank you.

- 很好 - 謝謝

- 'Cause that's a tough thing to follow Jon.

- 因為要跟上 Jon 的步調蠻難的

I, for the first time, went to South Africa last summer.

我去年夏天第一次去南非

- Yes. - I went on a safari

- 是 - 我當時去旅行

in South Africa and Cape Town.

在南非和開普頓

But what a way to grow up because--

那是一個自我成長的方式，因為...

tell everyone your story growing up.

告訴大家你成長的故事

It's really amazing.

那真的很特別

- It's weird 'cause when people say that,

我覺得奇怪的是，當人們說到我的成長歷程

I think I grew up normally.

我覺得那很正常

And then I go home to visit my grandmother

然後我回家去看奶奶

and then I remember we had an outdoor toilet.

才想起我們有個戶外的廁所

And then I'm, like, "Oh, yeah.

然後我就會想：「噢，耶

Seemed like a lot more fun when I was a kid."

看來我的童年是真的蠻有趣的。」

- Yeah. - But it was

－對啊－但那是...

It was just like a normal thing.

那就是很平常的事啊

Like I grew up in a world--

像是我成長的世界

'cause I think because everyone is poor,

我想大家都很貧窮

you don't feel as poor. - Uh-huh.

所以你不會感到自己貧窮 - 嗯哼

'Cause there's no one who's like, "Ha-ha, you're poor."

沒人會說：「哈哈，你好窮喔！」

'Cause, like, everyone is just-- 'cause they're like,

因為每個人都會回：

"Yeah, so are you," and then it's like, "Ah."

「對啊，你還不是一樣。」然後對方就會回：「啊對啦。」

You know what I mean? There's no--

你懂我的意思嗎？

yeah, there's no--there's no-- there's no feeling.

不會有那種感覺

So, and everyone's laughing

所以大家都笑笑帶過

and everyone's having a great time.

然後覺得那段時光很有趣

I'm sure you felt it. Even in the midst of poverty,

你一定會感覺到，就算在貧困當中

laughter is the one thing that elevates people, so...

笑聲是唯一振奮人心的事，所以...

- Yeah, but to grow up during apartheid,

- 但你成長在種族隔離的時代

because your dad's white, right? - Yes.

是因為你的父親是白人？-沒錯

- And your mom's black? - My mom is black, yeah.

你的母親是黑人？－對，她是黑人

- So, I mean, and that was a really tough time for you.

－對你來說，那應該是一段很煎熬的時光吧

- For them, not for me.

－是對他們，我倒不會

- Well, also for you because your mother--

－但對你應該也一樣，因為你媽媽...

when you were walking down the street, there was, like--

當你們走在街上...

- Yeah, but I didn't know it. I honestly thought--

－對，但是我並不知道，我真的以為...

so my mom couldn't hold my hand in public.

我媽在公共場合不能牽我的手，

So I just thought this is what, like, moms do.

所以我就以為天下的媽媽都是這樣的，

I didn't know--I had no other references to other moms,

我不知道，因為我沒有其他可參考的媽媽

so I wasn't like, "Why is she not holding my hand?"

我不會想說：「為何她不牽我的手？」

I was just like, "She's independent, she's cool."

我只是想：「她是很獨立、很酷的人。」

Just--that's what she does, you know?

那就是她啊！

So, you don't--I always say I grew up in a great time

所以我總說我在非常棒的時光中成長中成長

because I appreciate what happened.

因為我很感激

I appreciate how democracy changed our lives.

感激民主如何改變我們的生活

But I wasn't in apartheid for so long

但是我並沒有在種族隔離下生活太久

that I can't say it truly affected me negatively.

以至於無法講說它對我有負面的影響

I think my parents had a tougher time.

我想我的父母是有段煎熬的時光

My mom was arrested for being with my dad on many occasions,

我媽媽不時就會因為跟我爸在一起而被逮捕，

so she--she got it the worst. - Yeah.

所以她的遭遇是最壞的－是

- I was having a great time. - Well, it's amazing.

-我有段美好的時光 -那很不錯

And really, I think that a lot of adversity

我真的覺得有很多不幸

and a lot of--and you say you didn't struggle,

還有很多...你沒有為生活而掙扎

but it's an interesting place to grow up,

但在那個地方長大很有趣

and I think it forms us as comedians...

我想那讓我們成為喜劇演員...

- Yes. - Because we look at the world,

沒錯。-因為在我們成長的世界

and we have to have something to laugh at.

我們必須找到讓我們笑容以對的事物

We have to find things that make us happy.

我們要找到讓我們快樂的事物

- Well, jokes are free. - Yeah.

-而玩笑是最不受限制的 -對

That's the--well, not my-- like, don't--

嗯，那不是我...

Pay at the shows if you come to the shows.

別為了來看我的秀付錢

I'm not saying-- don't use this against me.

我認真的，不用特別宣傳

You are a huge fan of roller coasters, I understand.

我知道你超愛雲霄飛車的

- I am. - And they get me on them.

-沒錯 -我不會

I'm not, like, I don't seek them out,

一天到晚坐雲霄飛車，

but when I'm near one, I'll get on a roller coaster,

但如果我看到，我一定會坐上去

but you actually enjoy it. - I love them so much.

但你很喜歡雲霄飛車 -我超愛的

-Yeah. I have something for you.

我們想給你一份禮物

The next time--see, there I am about to go.

下次...看，這是我最近去的

- That does look funny. - Yes.

-那看起來好有趣 -對吧

-I'm not gonna lie, that does look funny.

不騙你，這真的很有趣

-And that's just starting. We hadn't even--

而這只是開始，我們還沒...

I don't think we had taken off yet.

我想我們還沒一起坐雲霄飛車

But I have something for you

但我有東西要送你

the next time you go on a roller coaster.

下次你去坐雲霄飛車時，

Andy, bring it out. You can film yourself.

Andy，拿出來吧。你可以錄自己的表情

You wear this, you have-- - Oh, wow.

你可以戴這個...噢，哇

Look in the front of it. It has--

你看它的前頭，有個...

you have a GoPro here, here,

這裡有個 GoPro，在這邊

and when-- so when you're on it--

你戴上去時，

-Am I allowed to wear this on a roller coaster?

我可以戴這個上雲霄飛車嗎？

I think so, yeah.

我想應該可以

Can we get his--

我們可以這樣嗎--

[cheers and applause]

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