>> Dave: HI, HOW ARE YOU?

>> HELLO.

>> Dave: OUR NEXT GUEST, A

WONDERFUL BAND FROM CANADA, AND

TONIGHT THEY ARE JOINING OUR

OWN BAND, THE CBS ORCHESTRA.

THEY WILL BE PERFORMING A SONG

FROM THEIR VERY SUCCESSFUL

SECOND ALBUM, ENTITLED "GOD

SHUFFLED HIS FEET."

FOLKS, DO ME A FAVOR.

PLEASE WELCOME CRASH TEST

DUMMIES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

♪ WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES ME

JUST A LITTLE BIT QUEASY

♪ THERE'S A BREEZE THAT MAKES

MY BREATHING NOT SO EASY

♪ I'VE HAD MY LUNGS CHECKED OUT

WITH X-RAYS

♪ I'VE SMELLED

THE HOSPITAL HALLWAYS

♪ SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE

A DISAPPEARING HAIRLINE

♪ SOMEDAY I'LL WEAR

PAJAMAS IN THE DAYTIME

♪ THE TIMES WHEN THE DAY

IS LIKE A PLAY BY SARTRE

♪ WHEN IT SEEMS A BOOK BURNING'S

IN PERFECT ORDER

♪ I GAVE THE DOCTOR

MY DESCRIPTION

♪ I'VE TRIED TO STICK

TO MY PRESCRIPTION

♪ SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE

A DISAPPEARING HAIRLINE

♪ SOMEDAY I'LL WEAR

PAJAMAS IN THE DAYTIME

♪ OH, OH, OH

AFTERNOONS WILL BE MEASURED OUT

♪ MEASURED OUT, MEASURED WITH

COFFEE SPOONS AND T.S. ELIOT

♪ MAYBE IF I COULD DO

A PLAY-BY-PLAYBACK

♪ I COULD CHANGE TEST RESULTS

THAT I WILL GET BACK

♪ I'VE WATCHED

THE SUMMER EVENINGS PASS BY

♪ I'VE HEARD

THE RATTLE IN MY BRONCHI

♪ SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE

A DISAPPEARING HAIRLINE

♪ SOMEDAY I'LL WEAR

PAJAMAS IN THE DAYTIME

♪ OH, OH, OH

AFTERNOONS WILL BE MEASURED OUT

♪ MEASURED OUT, MEASURED WITH

COFFEE SPOONS AND T.S. ELIOT. ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Dave: GOOD JOB.

GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

HOW YOU DOING?

GOOD JOB.

THANK YOU, SIR.

PLEASURE TO SEE YOU.

CRASH TEST DUMMIES, KIDS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

HOW DO YOU DO?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(BAND PLAYING)