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  • TO PLAY KNOW YOUR CURRENT

  • EVENTS.

  • WHENEVER WE PLAY, THERE ARE SIX

  • BIG WAYS... BY THE WAY, YOU

  • WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY?

  • >> SURE.

  • >> Dave: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

  • >> STEPHANIE.

  • >> Dave: WELCOME TO "THE LATE

  • SHOW."

  • WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

  • >> ORIENT.

  • >> Dave: WHERE ARE YOUR TWO

  • GIRLS?

  • >> AT HOME.

  • >> Dave: WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?

  • >> CALLIE AND ALEXA.

  • >> Dave: HOW OLD ARE THEY?

  • >> THREE AND SIX.

  • >> Dave: WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING

  • UP THIS LATE?

  • YOU SAID YOUR NAME WAS LINDA?

  • >> STEPHANIE.

  • LFTD CLOSE.

  • >> Dave: HAVING A GOOD TIME IN

  • NEW YORK CITY?

  • >> GREAT TIME.

  • >> Dave: YOU'RE HERE WITH YOUR

  • HUSBAND?

  • >> YES.

  • >> Dave: STOOD-- TOO BAD.

  • OF COURSE I'M JUST KIDDING.

  • NOW WHENEVER WE PLAY, THERE ARE

  • SIX BIG WAYS TO PLAY.

  • KNOW YOUR CURRENT EVENTS, KNOW

  • YOUR CUTS OF MEAT, KNOW YOUR

  • AMERICAN IDOL SCANDAL, KNOW YOUR

  • GIANT PINATA AND KNOW YOUR

  • KENTUCKY.

  • OUT ON 53rd STREET RIGHT NOW, WE

  • HAVE A 500 POUND PINATA.

  • LET'S TAKE A LOOK

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?

  • >> Dave: AT SOME POINT TONIGHT,

  • IT WILL BE SMASHED WIDE OPEN, IT

  • IS FULL OF CANDY, SMASHED WIDE

  • OPEN BY A NEW YORK CITY BUS

  • TRAVELING AT HIGH SPEED.

  • THREAT IS RIGHT THERE.

  • THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE.

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • THAT'S THE GREAT PART ABOUT THIS

  • SHOW.

  • WHAT DID YOU PAY TO GET IN?

  • NOTHING, AND LOOK WHAT YOU GET.

  • A TREMENDOUS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE

  • ISN'T IT?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Dave: BACK TO KNOW YOUR

  • CURRENT EVENTS.

  • WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LIKE?

  • WHAT IS YOUR HUSBAND'S NAME?

  • >> BRENT.

  • >> Dave: WHY DON'T YOU TALK IT

  • OVER AND PICK A CATEGORY., SEAT2

  • PEOPLE.

  • SO WITH THAT IN MIND, LET'S PLAY

  • KNOW YOUR CURRENT EVENTS.

  • YOU LOOK LOVELY BY THE WAY.

  • >> THANK YOU, SO DO YOU.

  • >> Dave: HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND

  • DARREN BEEN MARRIED?

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • >> BRENT.

  • >> Dave: I SEE.

  • >> EIGHT YEARS.

  • >> Dave: GOOD.

  • THIS IS A REAL SUCCESS STORY FOR

  • YOU.

  • YOU'RE DOWN HERE FOR A FUN

  • WEEKEND?

  • >> JUST CAME TO SEE YOU.

  • >> Dave: OOHH.

  • WELL MAYBE SOME DAY I CAN COME

  • UP TO CANADA JUST TO SEE YOU.

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • LET'S GET SERIOUS NOW.

  • OF THE 800 POUNDS

  • THINK ABOUT IT.

  • TALK IT OVER WITH BRENT.

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK?

  • >> 500 POUNDS.

  • >> Dave: EXACTLY RIGHT.

  • CONGRATULATIONS. IS LEFT,

  • 15-POUND HAMBURGER, CURRENT

  • EVENTS, CUTS OF MEAT, THINK IT

  • OVER.

  • ARE YOU HERE BY YOURSELF OR WITH

  • OTHERS.

  • >> Dave: NICE TO SEE YOU.

  • TALK IT OVER WITH KIMBERLY.

  • SO MANY AMERICAN HUSBANDS AND

  • WIVES DON'T REALLY COMMUNICATE.

  • I'M SORRY.

  • ARE YOU READY TO GO?

  • >> AMERICAN IDOL SCANDALS.

  • KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW

  • YOUR AMERICAN IDOL SCANDALS

  • >> Dave: YOU WATCH THAT AMERICAN

  • IDOL SHOW?

  • HOW MANY FOLKS WATCH THAT

  • AMERICAN IDOL SHOW?

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • IT'S TURNED OUT IT'S AMERICA'S

  • MOST POPULAR TELEVISION SHOW AND

  • SCANDAL RIDDEN.

  • ARE YOU AWARE OF THAT?

  • THAT THE CONTESTANTS ARE HAVING

  • SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH THE JUDGES.

  • >> Audience: OOOH.

  • >> Paul: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT.

  • >> Dave: APPARENTLY NOTHING.

  • THE AUDIENCE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER

  • ABOUT THAT.

  • >> Paul: REALLY.

  • >> Dave: HERE WE GO, ACCORDING

  • TO HIS ALABAMA ARREST WARRANT

  • FOR COCAINE POSSESSION, WHAT IS

  • CURRENT AMERICAN IDOL

  • CONTESTANT'S BO BICE'S REAL

  • FIRST NAME?

  • THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE.

  • >> HAROLD. WINTER AND

  • WORK THROUGH THE SPRING.

  • WE ARE JUST COMING TO THE END OF

  • THE SECOND SEMESTER OF INTERNS.

  • I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD TO

  • GET SOME OF THE INTERNS OUT HERE

  • AND PUT A FACE WITH A NAME AND

  • TELL YOU WHAT THEY DO.

  • THEY'LL DESCRIBE FOR YOU A

  • MEMORABLE MOMENT FROM THEIR

  • EXPERIENCE AT THE LATE SHOW.

  • >> Paul: THAT WOULD BE NICE.

  • >> Dave: WE ARE GOING TO DO THAT

  • TONIGHT.

  • SAY HELLO TO A VERY NICE YOUNG

  • MAN, PRODUCTION INTERN, FRANK

  • MACELROY.

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • THERE HE IS.

  • HEY, FRANK.

  • >> ON MY VERY FIRST DAY I

  • ACCIDENTALLY BUMPED INTO DAVE IN

  • THE HALLWAY.

  • HE SAID WATCH IT ( bleep )!

  • >> Dave: THANK YOU, FRANK.

  • NICE JOB.

  • KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

  • I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER MEETING

  • HIM.

  • >> Paul: NICE STORY, THOUGH.

  • >> Dave: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU

  • FOLKS... A WEEK AGO TONIGHT, HOW

  • TIME FLIES, GEORGE W. BUSH HAD A

  • PRIME TIME PRESS CONFERENCE.

  • THIS IS A MAJOR EVENT BECAUSE HE

  • DOESN'T REALLY GO BEFORE THE

  • PRESS IN AN OFFICIAL CAPACITY

  • TOO OFTEN.

  • BUT THIS WAS A PRIME TIME EVENT.

  • SO WE SCRUTINIZED IT AND TAPED

  • IT AND PULLED OUT WHAT WE

  • THOUGHT WAS FASCINATING FROM THE

  • GEORGE BUSH PRESS CONFERENCE A

  • WEEK AGO.

  • WE THOUGHT THIS WAS PARTICULARLY

  • INTERESTING.

  • TYKE A LOOK.

  • ♪.

  • >> THE SYSTEM FOR TOO LONG HAD

  • JUST SHUFFLED CHEN THROUGH.

  • AND JUST HOPED FOR THE BEST.

  • GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?

  • PEOPLE GRADUATED FROM HIGH

  • SCHOOL WHO ARE

  • >> Dave: BRERT TO COME 13 NOW.

  • HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO LOSE

  • NOW.

  • HERE WE GO, FOLKS, TURN ON THE

  • BIG CBS SATELLITE.

  • WE ARE GOING LIVE TO THE

  • INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA.

  • SAY HELLO TO MY MOM, EVERYBODY.

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • HI, MOM, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

  • >> HI, DAVID.

  • I'M FINE.

  • HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> Dave: FINE.

  • HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO AND HAPPY

  • EARLY MOTHER'S DAY.

  • HOW ARE THINGS GOING IN YOUR

  • LIFE?

  • >> EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL.

  • >> Dave: YOU WERE VISITING LAST

  • WEEK AND YOU CAME TO SEE ONE OF

  • YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.

  • RUN DOWN THE LIST OF

  • GRANDCHILDREN RIGHT NOW.

  • >> THERE ARE FIVE.

  • THERE'S BRIN AND BILL.

  • >> Dave: RIGHT.

  • >> AND ANN AND GRACE.

  • >> Dave: THAT'S RIGHT.

  • >> AND HARRY.

  • >> Dave: HARRY WAS MY SON AND

  • YOU WERE TELLING ME THAT OF THE

  • FIVE, HARRY IS ACTUALLY YOUR

  • FAVORITE.

  • ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MOM.

  • >> I DID NOT SAY THAT, DAVID.

  • I DIDN'T HAVE A FAVORITE.

  • >> Dave: DIDN'T YOU SAY SOME OF

  • THE OTHER KIDS ACTUALLY RUBBED

  • YOU THE WRONG WAY?

  • >> NO, DAVE.

  • >> Paul: YOU'RE MEAN.

  • DON'T DO THAT TO YOUR MOTHER.

  • >> Dave: LISTEN, MOM.

  • I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU, GLAD YOU

  • COULD HELP US OUT ON OUR

  • PRE-MOTHER'S DAY GALA.

  • YOU ARE GOING TO BE DOING

  • TONIGHT'S TOP TEN.

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.

  • >> Dave: HOW ARE THE PACERS

  • DOING THEY'RE UP THREE GAMES IN

  • THEY COULD FINISH IT OFF

  • TONIGHT.

  • >> THEY COULD FINISH IT.

  • >> Dave: ARE THEY PLAYING AT THE

  • CANSECO FIELD HOUSE TONIGHT?

  • >> YES, THEY'RE PLAYING HERE.

  • >> Dave: IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO

  • SPEAK TO ANY OF THEM, PASS ON A

  • MESSAGE FROM ME.

  • YOU TELL THEM I SAID "GO

  • PACERS."

  • CAN YOU DO THAT, MOM?

  • >> I CAN DO THAT.

  • >> Dave: LET ME HEAR YOU SAY "GO

  • PACERS."

  • >> GO PACERS.

  • >> Dave: NICE JOB.

  • I DON'T THINK IT'S THE WORST

  • THING FOR A GRANDMOTHER TO HAVE

  • A FAVORITE GRANDSON OR DAUGHTER.

  • IT'S JUST HUMAN NATURE, FOR

  • GOD'S SAKES.

  • SOME KIDS MAKE THE CUT AND SOME

  • DON'T.

  • IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE, ISN'T IT?

  • >> WELL, IF YOU'RE FORTUNATE,

  • ALL FIVE MAKE THE CUT.

  • >> Audience: AAAH.

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • >> Dave: THE GREATY EQUIVOCAL

  • INDICATOR-- HIVE HERE WE GO.

  • THE CATEGORY IS LITTLE KNOWN

  • FACTS ABOUT ME.

  • ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

  • >> I'M READY.

  • >> Dave: I'LL READ THE NUMBERS,

  • YOU READ THE ENTRIES.

  • WHAT, HEY.

  • WELL, THE KID WAS...

  • HE'S STRAIGHT.

  • >> Dave: WHAT?

  • I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHY I CAME IN

  • TODAY.

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • >> Dave: YES, THANK YOU.

  • VERY PROUD OF IT.

  • >> Paul: A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T

  • KNOW THAT.

  • >> Dave: SPEAKING OF HAIR, LOOK

  • AT THE HAIR ON THIS WOMAN.

  • ISN'T THAT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

  • HAIR YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

  • SHE HAS FANTASTIC HAIR.

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • >> Dave: WELL, THAT WASN'T THE

  • WHOLE STORY.

  • THERE WAS MORE TO IT THAN THAT.

  • ( DRUMROLL )

  • >> Dave: HEY, HEY.

  • OUCH.

  • AND, THE LITTLE KNOWN NUMBER ONE

  • LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT ME,

  • MOM'S SON.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ♪♪ ♪

  • >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • MOM, WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED

  • FOR MOTHER'S DAY?

  • >> WELL, THE NEIGHBORS ARE

  • COMING OVER AND I'M GOING TO EAT

  • MY WEIGHT IN CLAMS.

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • >> Dave: ALL RIGHT.

  • WELL, ENJOY THAT, MOM.

  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

  • ♪♪

  • ( MUSICAL FLOURISH )

  • I NEVER REALIZED THAT'S WHAT WE

  • PLAY FOR HER.

  • IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

  • WHEN WE COME BACK, LADIES AND

  • GENTLEMEN, THE GIANT 800 POUND

  • PINATA SUSPENDED FROM A CRANE ON

  • 53rd STREET AND WE'LL TURN A BUS

  • LOOSE INTO THE PINATA.

  • >> Paul: I'M STAYING UP FOR

  • THAT.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • >> Dave: RIGHT NOW WE ARE GOING

  • OUT TO 53rd STREET.

  • LET ME GIVE YOU THE WEATHER

  • CONDITIONS BEFORE WE ACTUALLY DO

  • THIS:

  • BAROMETRIC PRESSURE IS FALLING.

  • I DON'T THINK THAT IS A FACTOR

  • TONIGHT.

  • VISIBILITY VIRTUALLY UNLIMITED.

  • THERE'S THE SUNRICE AND SUNSET.

  • HERE WE GO, LADIES AND

  • GENTLEMEN.

  • THE 800 POUND PINATA.

  • AND WE HAVE THE CITY BUS.

  • ANY TIME YOU'RE READY, WE ARE

  • GOING TO CRASH IT RIGHT OPEN.

  • CUE THE BUS.

  • ( DRUMROLL )

  • HERE WE GO.

  • ( MUSICAL FLOURISH )

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • >> Dave: I'M SURE MEXICANS THE

  • WORLD OVER ARE VERY PROUD AT

  • THIS MOMENT.

  • JUST MADE AN ENORMOUS MESS ON

  • THE STREET.

  • >> Paul: IT WAS WORTH EVERY

  • PENNY.

  • >> Dave: IT WAS WORTH NOTHING

  • WHAT IS THAT WAS WORTH.

  • LET'S LOOK AT IT IN SLOW MOTION

  • INSTANT REPLAY.

  • MAYBE IT WILL BE SOMETHING THIS

  • WAY.

  • THANK GOD THE DRIVER HAS A

  • HELMET BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE

  • CRASHING INTO A PINATA, LADIES

  • AND GENTLEMEN, SAFETY FIRST.

  • S IS

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • >> Dave: IT'S NOT THAT UNUSUAL

  • FOR A NEW YORK CITY BUS.

  • DRIVER, EXCUSE ME, WHAT

  • HAPPENED?

  • I THINK WE HIT A GIANT PINATA.

  • SOME TERRIFIC ACTORS.

  • >> YEAH, THERE WERE....

  • >> Dave: CHRIS KRISTOFFERSON,

  • HARRY DEAN STAN TON, EVA MENDEZ

  • AND MY BROTHER OWEN IS IN IT, A

  • LOT OF GOOD, FUN PEOPLE.

  • >> Dave: HOW DID YOU GET ALONG

  • WITH THE DIRECTOR OR THE OLDER

  • ACTORS.

  • HOW OLD IS HARRY DEAN?

  • >> HARRY DEAN IS 78.

  • YOU GET TO A CERTAIN PLACE IN

  • YOUR LIFE AND YOU CAN'T REALLY

  • PICTURE YOURSELF YELLING AT A

  • 78-YEAR-OLD MAN.

  • >> Dave: YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT.

  • >> YET THERE I WAS, HARRY DEAN

  • AND I YELLING AT EACH OTHER.

  • >> Dave: REALLY?

  • WHAT PROVOKED THIS?

  • >> WELL, THERE WAS THIS ONE SANE

  • WHERE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME

  • HIS WIFE'S WEDDING RING FOR ME

  • TO GIVE THE GIRL THAT I WAS IN

  • LOVE WITH IN THE MOVIE.

  • AND HARRY DEAN HAS BEEN, YOU

  • KNOW, IN 150 MOVIES AND BEEN IN

  • THE BUSINESS 50 YEARS BUT HE CAN

  • GET A LITTLE CANTANKEROUS.

  • HE STARTED SAYING TO ME, I'M NOT

  • JUST GOING TO FLICK MY DEAD

  • WIFE'S WEDDING RING IN THE AIR,

  • MAN.

  • I SAID YOU'RE NOT FLICKING IT IN

  • THE AIR.

  • YOU'RE GIVING TO IT ME.

  • IT'S A NICE MOMENT.

  • WE JUST WENT BACK AND FORTH AND

  • THEN I SAID LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE

  • A LOT OF TIME HERE.

  • ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT OR NOT

  • AND HE SAID "I DON'T KNOW, MAN."

  • AT THAT POINT I JUST THOUGHT I

  • WOULD ACTUALLY TRY TO STARE HIM

  • INTO DOING IT.

  • I HAD THESE SCRIPT PANELS IN MY

  • HAND I WAS GOING TO RIP IN HALF,

  • BUT I HAD A LITTLE TOO MANY

  • PANELS SO I COULDN'T GET IT IN

  • HALF.

  • SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND AND

  • KICKED THE CHAIR.

  • AS I'M GOING THROUGH THE HALLWAY

  • I HEARD HIM SAY "I SAID I'D DO

  • IT."

  • WHICH HE NEVER SAID, OF COURSE.

  • SO LATER THAT... HE KIND OF

  • AVOIDED ME FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS

  • AND THEN HE SAUNTERED UP TO ME

  • AFTER LUNCH AND SAID, ALSO MY

  • MOTHER WAS WORKING ON THE FILM,

  • STILL PHOTOGRAPHER, JUST TAKING

  • PUBLICITY PICTURES AND HARRY

  • DEAN WALKED UP AND SAID, YOU

  • KNOW, I SPOKE TO YOUR MOTHER.

  • I TOLD HER THAT YOU SWORE AT ME

  • THIS MORNING.

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • AND SHE'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOU.

  • >> Dave: HARRY DEAN RATED YOU

  • OUT.

  • >> AND SURE ENOUGH I GOT A

  • TALKING TO BY MY MOTHER LATER

  • THAT DAY.

  • YOU'VE GOT TO BE MORE KIND TO

  • HARRY DEAN.

  • AND ALSO THOSE GUYS, HARRY DEAN,

  • HE WOULD CLAIM THAT I WASN'T

  • FLEXIBLE AND I WOULDN'T LET HIM

  • CHANGE THE WORDS.

  • BUT THAT WASN'T TRUE.

  • HE WOULD GO UP TO ANDREW AND SAY

  • SHAKESPEARE HERE "REFERRING TO

  • ME" SAID HE WON'T LET ME SAY A

  • INSTEAD OF THE ANDREW SAID WHY

  • DON'T YOU JUST DO IT LIKE IT'S

  • WRITTEN.

  • WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME AND

  • HARRY DEAN WOULD SAY' BOTH LIKE

  • A PAIR DOBERMANS.

  • I WAS RELAXING HAVING A DRINK IN

  • THE BAR AND HE WALKS IN AND JUST

  • STARTS LOOKING AT ME.

  • HE LOOKS AT ME AND THEN HIGH HE

  • ORDERS A DRINK AND HE SAID COMMA

  • TO ME.

  • I DO

  • >> Dave: NOW THAT'S THE WAY

  • CINCO DE MAYO IS MEANT TO BE

  • CELEBRATED.

  • EARLIER WE HAD MY MOM ON VIA

  • SATELLITE AND I WAS CHATTING

  • WITH HER ABOUT HER VISITING ME

  • AT MY HOME LAST WEEKEND.

  • THIS IS MY MOTHER READING A

  • STORY TO MY ONE AND A

  • HALF-YEAR-OLD SON.

  • CAN YOU SEE THAT?

  • >> Paul: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL

  • ABOUT RIGHT THERE.

  • >> Dave: THERE YOU GO.

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • >> Paul: CONGRATULATIONS.

  • THAT'S ALL YOU NEED.

  • >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE A WONDERFUL

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