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  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • BUT LISTEN TO THIS.

  • LISTEN TO THIS.

  • TONIGHT DONALD TRUMP AND REGIS

  • PHILBIN ARE HERE.

  • THEY WILL BE SINGING A SONG

  • FROM THEIR NEW CHRISTMAS CAROL

  • CD.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • DONALD TRUMP, REGIS PHILBIN ON

  • THIS STAGE SINGING CHRISTMAS

  • MUSIC.

  • ONCE AGAIN THE BUSH

  • ADMINISTRATION FAILS TO

  • RESPOND.

  • HOW COULD A....

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • JUST A TREMENDOUS... I DON'T

  • KNOW HOW THIS GUY DOES IT.

  • DAY IN AND DAY OUT.

  • YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SHOW.

  • WE HAVE ALL THE HUGE RESOURCES

  • OF THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK

  • AT OUR DISPOSAL.

  • THIS IS A MONSTER SHOW.

  • THIS IS A JUGGERNAUT.

  • WE CHEW UP AND SPIT OUT SO

  • MUCH MONEY DAY IN AND DAY OUT,

  • IT WOULD MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN.

  • NOW REGIS, ON THE OTHER HAND

  • HAS JUST KIND OF LITTLE A LIKE

  • PUPPET SHOW KIND OF THING HE

  • DOES.

  • DAY IN AND DAY OUT, HE STILL

  • MANAGES TO BE THE SINGLE MOST

  • ENTERTAINING HOUR ON

  • TELEVISION.

  • HOW DOES HE DO IT?

  • >> Paul: I AGREE WITH YOU.

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • >> Dave: HOW DOES HE DO IT?

  • >> Paul: BECAUSE HE IS A

  • MASTER ENTERTAINER.

  • WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?

  • >> Dave: THIS IS THE REGIS

  • PHILBIN CHRISTMAS ALBUM.

  • TONIGHT HE'LL BE SINGING A

  • SONG, RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED

  • REINDEER ACCOMPANIED BY DONALD

  • TRUMP.

  • >> Paul: THIS IS HARD TO

  • BELIEVE.

  • TOUGH FOR ME TO BELIEVE IT.

  • >> Dave: YOU KNOW HOW THIS

  • HAPPENED?

  • REGIS AND DONALD WERE SITTING

  • AROUND ONE DAY.

  • THEY SAID, YOU KNOW, I THINK

  • THERE'S SOME MONEY OUT THERE

  • WE STILL DON'T HAVE OUR HANDS

  • ON.

  • I WONDER IF WE COULD

  • YOU KNOW, WE'RE IN SUCH A

  • HOLIDAY FESTIVE MOOD.

  • I'M SO EXCITED.

  • THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW TIMES I

  • ENJOY COMING TO WORK IS WHEN

  • REGIS IS ON THE SHOW.

  • >> Paul: I KNOW YOU DO.

  • >> Dave: IT'S LIKE SITTING AT

  • THE FEET OF A LIVING BUDDHA.

  • >> Paul: REALLY?

  • >> Dave: I'M SO INSPIRED AND

  • EXCITED BECAUSE IT'S T

  • HOLIDAYS I SAY LET'S DO

  • SOMETHING NICE SO WE'RE GOING

  • TO DO A LITTLE SOMETHING

  • CALLED "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO

  • APPEAR IN YOUR HOLIDAY CARD?"

  • LET'S TURN ON THE THING AND GO

  • OUT TO 53rd STREET.

  • OH, NEW YORK CITY DURING THE

  • HOLIDAYS.

  • IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER,

  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?

  • IT'S A BALMY 60 DEGREES IN

  • MANHATTAN TODAY.

  • HOWDY.

  • HELLO.

  • GOOD TO SEE YOU.

  • BUENAS NOCHES.

  • NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE.

  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • LET'S GO ON IN TO THE RUPERT G

  • HELLO DELI.

  • THERE'S AN ANGRY MOB OUTSIDE

  • THE DELI.

  • WHAT HAPPENED?

  • >> THEY JUST WANT TO GET ON

  • TELEVISION.

  • >> Dave: RUPERT TONIGHT, YOU

  • KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING?

  • WE'RE PLAYING SOMETHING CALLED

  • WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO APPEAR IN

  • YOUR HOLIDAY CARD?

  • WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO APPEAR

  • IN YOUR HOLIDAY CARD? ♪♪

  • >> Dave: WE NEED YOU TO GET

  • SOMEBODY WHO WOULD LIKE ME TO

  • APPEAR IN THEIR HOLIDAY CARD.

  • WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOLIDAY

  • BACK DROP AND YOU TAKE THE

  • PHOTO.

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK?

  • CAN YOU DO BETTER THAN THAT,

  • MY FRIEND?

  • >> YOU CAN'T, NO.

  • >> Dave: NO.

  • SO RUPERT RUN OUT THERE LIKE A

  • HERE SHE IS.

  • BRING HER DOWN.

  • THERE WE GO.

  • TERRIBLY EXCITING.

  • THIS IS TWO NIGHTS AWAY.

  • THIS IS AMAZING.

  • WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET OPRAH

  • WINFREY BACK ON THIS SHOW

  • SINCE 1989.

  • IT'S BEEN A FULL 16 YEARS

  • SINCE SHE WAS BACK ON THE

  • SHOW.

  • FINALLY SHE HAS GRACIOUSLY

  • CONSENTED TO APPEAR ON THE

  • PROGRAM THURSDAY NIGHT, TWO

  • NIGHTS AWAY.

  • I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

  • >> Paul: I CAN SEE YOU'RE

  • GETTING NERVOUS.

  • >> Dave: I'M FLUSTERED AND

  • NERVOUS.

  • IT'S LIKE THE PRESIDENT COMES

  • TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER.

  • IT'S THAT CRAZY.

  • WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY TO

  • OPRAH?

  • IS THAT A STAR?

  • >> Paul: THAT IS A STAR.

  • >> Dave: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

  • LOVELY OPRAH.

  • >> Paul: SHE HAS EVERYTHING.

  • >> Dave: AND YESTERDAY WE HAD

  • A WONDERFUL PAINTER FROM

  • MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA NAMED

  • KERRY GIBBS.

  • WE COMMISSIONED A PORTRAIT OF

  • MYSELF AND OPRAH AND ALSO

  • REGIS IS IN THIS PICTURE.

  • COULD WE HAVE THAT?

  • HERE'S THE FINISHED PRODUCT.

  • WE HAD IT DONE YESTERDAY.

  • CAN I JUST PULL THESE THINGS

  • OUT OF HERE?

  • BUT HERE IT IS.

  • YOU SEE THIS IS LOVELY.

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • AND I WANTED TO SUGGEST A

  • ROMANTIC THEME, AN UNDERTONE

  • OF, WELL, SOMETHING THOUGHT

  • PROVOKING.

  • YOU CAN SEE OPRAH NEVER LOOKED

  • MORE RADIANT.

  • THERE I AM I'VE NEVER BEEN

  • HAPPIER.

  • UP HERE WE HAVE THE

  • DISEMBODYED HEAD OF REGIS

  • FLOATING ABOVE US.

  • >> Paul: WHY IS HE SO SMALL IN

  • THE PICTURE.

  • >> Dave: I DON'T KNOW.