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  • >> Paul: GOOD.

  • ( Laughter )

  • >> Dave: HOW MANY FOLKS WENT UP

  • TO CENTRAL PARK TODAY?

  • ANY OF YOU GO TO CENTRAL PARK?

  • ( Applause )

  • THERE'S ONE OF THOSE GIANT ART

  • PROJECTS GOING ON, A CREW OF 100

  • WORKERS IS COVERING CENTRAL MARK

  • CENTRAL PARK WITH 25 MILES OF

  • COLORFUL FABRIC.

  • IT'S AMAZING.

  • THE SAME TEAM THAT PUT TOGETHER

  • STAR JONES' WEDDING DRESS.

  • ( Applause )

  • BEAUTIFUL.

  • ♪ ♪

  • >> Dave: THE WEATHER HERE IN NEW

  • YORK CITY IS NICE, VERY PLEASANT

  • VERY MILD TODAY.

  • BUT OUT IN CALIFORNIA, IT'S THE

  • RAINY SEASON IN CALIFORNIA AND

  • THE GOOD NEWS IS THE MUD SLIDES

  • ARE PUTTING OUT THE BRUSHFIRES.

  • SO THAT'S....

  • ( Applause )

  • THAT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING NICE TO

  • HAVE HAPPEN.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF YOU FOLKS HEARD

  • ABOUT THIS.

  • ANOTHER RUMOR OUT OF THE MIDEAST

  • THERE'S RUMORS THAT OSAMA BIN

  • LADEN HAS MOVED TO A MAJOR CITY.

  • ISN'T THAT ODD?

  • APPARENTLY HE PLANS TO KEEP HIS

  • CAVE FOR THE WEEKENDS.

  • (

  • >> Dave: YES.

  • >> Paul: MARVELOUSLY, SIR AND

  • YOU.

  • >> Dave: JUST FINE.

  • LET'S TRY THIS.

  • ( Drumroll )

  • ( Drumroll )

  • ( Applause ) I T BUSINESS, YOU ,

  • THOSE GUYS WITH THE...

  • ( Drumroll )

  • ( Applause ) SHE DOES OR

  • HER LICENSE PLATE.

  • MARIA MENOUNOS IS JOINING US.

  • ( Applause )

  • ♪ ♪

  • >> Dave: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE

  • GROUP MENOUNOS?

  • REMEMBER THE GROUP?

  • >> Paul: THEY GOT TOO OLD AND

  • GOT FIRED.

  • >> Dave: IS THAT RIGHT?

  • WASN'T THAT A BIG DEAL FOR A

  • WHILE, MENOUNOS?

  • >> YOU COULD ONLY BE UP TO 17.

  • I THINK WE'VE DONE IT ONCE

  • BEFORE AND IT WAS A WONDERFUL

  • EXCITING HIT WE ARE GOING TO DO

  • IT AGAIN TONIGHT.

  • A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED GUESS

  • THE PUDDLE

  • GUESS, GUESS, GUESS

  • GUESS THE PUDDLE

  • >> Dave: GET UP!

  • SGLET.

  • >> Paul: GET DOWN.

  • >> Dave: GET DOWN.

  • >> Paul: GET DOWN.

  • >> Dave: HUP, HUP WAIT A MINUTE.

  • I THINK RUPERT CLOSED.

  • ARE YOU STILL OPEN,UPERT?

  • WE NEED TO YOU GO OUTSIDE AND

  • PICK A CONTESTANT FOR GUESS THE

  • PUDDLE.

  • SOMEBODY REALLY GOOD, SOMEBODY

  • EXCITING.

  • >> Rupert: OKAY, DAVE.

  • >> Dave: WE ARE GOING TO BE

  • PLAYING GUESS THE PUDDLE A

  • LITTLE LATER.

  • WE'LL CHECK BACK IN WITH YOU.

  • RUPERT G, LADIES AND G

  • EN.

  • OWNER OF THE HELLO DELI.

  • HOO-HAH.

  • >> Paul: GET UP.

  • ( Laughter )

  • >> Dave: YOU KNOW, MARTHA

  • STEWART IS GOING TO BE OUT OF

  • THE CAN BEFORE LONG.

  • >> Paul: THAT'S RIGHT.

  • >> Dave: AND I'M VERY EXCITED

  • BECAUSE THEY'RE GIVING HER HER

  • OWN TELEVISION SHOW AND I

  • PREDICT IT IS GOING TO BE AN

  • ENORMOUS HIT AND GO RIGHT UP

  • AGAINST OPRAH.

  • PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO WATCH OPRAH

  • ANYMORE.

  • THEY WANT TO HEAR STORIES ABOUT

  • THE SLAMMER.

  • AND MARTHA WILL HAVE HER CON

  • BUDDIES ON.

  • AND THERE'S NOT A HOUSEWIFE IN

  • AMERICA WHO DOESN'T CRAVE PRISON

  • STORIES.

  • >> Paul: I AGREE WITH THAT.

  • >> Dave: THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE

  • GOING TO GET.

  • BUT ANYWAY, MARTHA STEWART

  • RELEASED AN ANNOUNCEMENT RIGHT

  • AFTER NEW YEAR'S.

  • I SAW IT LAST NIGHT.

  • TAKE A LOOK.

  • >> Announcer: MARTHA STEWART

  • REGRETS THAT SHE HAS ALREADY

  • BROKEN TWO OF HER NEW YEAR'S

  • RESOLUTIONS: LAST NIGHT SHE USED

  • PEPPER FROM A SHAKER INSTEAD OF

  • FRESH GROUND.

  • AND THIS MORNING, SHE STABBED A

  • RIVAL GANG MEMBER IN THE PRISON

  • LAUNDRY.

  • HOPEFULLY THESE LAPSES WON'T

  • HAPPEN AGAIN.ARTHA

  • AND I LOVED HER EVEN BEFORE SHE

  • WENT TO PRISON.

  • AND I WANT TO HAVE HER ON THE

  • SHOW, BUT I'M AFRAID NOW BECAUSE

  • WE'VE MADE THESE JOKES ABOUT HER

  • BEING IN PRISON.

  • SO MANY OF OUR BIG STARS TODAY

  • ARE IN JAIL, AND THEY DON'T...

  • THEY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU POKE

  • FUN AT THEM.

  • SO IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR TO US

  • GET GUESTS ON THE SHOW WHO

  • HAVEN'T BEEN IN JAIL.

  • >> Paul: I'M HIP.

  • >> Dave: I JUST WONDER IF MARTHA

  • WILL BE ABLE TO COME AND BE ON

  • OUR SHOW.

  • >> Paul: I'M SURE SHE WILL.

  • >> Dave: I HOPE SHE DOES.

  • I WON'T BLAME HER IF SHE FEELS

  • SHE CAN'T BECAUSE I MADE JOKES

  • OF HER.

  • WHEN I GO TO PRISON, I DON'T

  • WANT PEOPLE MAKING JOKES ABOUT

  • ME.

  • THAT'S JUST HUMAN NATURE.

  • >> Paul: I'LL REMEMBER THAT.

  • >> Dave: GET UP, GET DOWN.

  • >> Paul: GET DOWN.

  • >> Dave: GET UP.

  • >> Paul: GET DOWN.

  • >> Dave: BY THE WAY, TALK ABOUT

  • A WONDERFUL SHOW EVERY OVER

  • THERE ON NBC, I RUE THE DAY WE

  • GOT FIRED OUT OF THAT PLACE.

  • ( Laughter )

  • THEY HAVE SOME MARVELOUS

  • PROGRAMS.

  • ONE OVER THERE CALLED THE MEDIUM

  • ON NBC ABOUT A WOMAN WHO IS A

  • DETECTIVE AND SHE TALKS TO DEAD

  • PEOPLE.

  • >> Paul: NO KIDDING.

  • >> Dave: IT'S A RUNAWAY

  • BLOCKBUSTER.

  • YOU ARE GOING TO SEE SHOWS LIKE

  • THIS EVERYWHERE.

  • A SHOW CALLE MEDIUM ON NBC.

  • WATCH THIS PROMO.