Name: 每日秀--《2016年民主啟示錄》--伯尼-桑德斯拉開競選序幕。 (The Daily Show - Democalypse 2016 - Bernie Sanders Kicks Off His Campaign)
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>> TODAY, VERMONT THAT'S RIGHT BERNIE SANDERS KICKED OFF HIS

>> I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING TO BE TAKEN TOO INCREDIBLY.

>> BERNIE SANDERS A SOCIALIST, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

>> Jon: HE OWNS A V.H.S. COPY OF TOOTSIE!

THAT LAST ONE SEEMED KIND OF LIKE A WEIRD SLAM.

CERTAINLY THE BEST CROSS-DRESSING DUSTIN HOFFMAN

BUT YOU KNOW, THE POINT IS SANDER 'S A LOON!

HE WEARS SOCKS ON HIS HANDS AND GLOVES ON HIS FEET!

IF SALVADOR DALI AND DR. SEUESS HAD A CHILD, AND THAT CHILD WAS

RAISED BY SCHIZOPRHENIC HOWLER MONKEYS, IT WOULD BE BERNIE

GIVE ME A TASTE OF THIS CRAZY CUCKOO BIRD!

>> IF A BANK IS TOO BIG TO FAIL, THAT BANKS IS TOO BIG TO EXIST.

WE MUST ESTABLISH PAY EQUITY FOR WOMEN WORKERS.

WE MUST BE FOCUSED ON CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM... INSTEAD OF

CUTTING SOCIAL SECURITY, WE ARE GOING TO EXPAND SOCIAL SECURITY

WHAT A RATIONAL, SLIGHTLY LEFT OF CENTER,  MAINSTREAM

I MEAN, HE'S EXCITABLE, CERTAINLY UNPOLISHED, AS

EVIDENCED BY HIS TO DELIVER HIS INCOME EQUALITY SPEECH IN FRONT

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SANDERS AND HILLARY CLINTON, BESIDES THE

FACT SHE HAS HER OWN INTERNET SERVICE IN HER HOUSE AND HE

ISN'T SURE HE'S ONLINE UNLESS HE HEARS THIS --

>> Jon: BUT THE REAL DIFFERENCE IS, HILLARY HAS PROFESSIONAL

TODAY... AND TOMORROW... MAKE IT A REGULAR THING.

AND HILLARY INSTEAD OF USING YOUR ACTUAL VOICE, MAKE IT SOUND

LIKE YOU'RE FROM WHATEVER REGION IT IS YOU'RE TALKING TO.

IN FACT, HERE'S THE ILLINOIS- BORN, NEW ENGLAND-EDUCATED

>> I'M AWARE I MAY NOT BE THE YOUNGEST CANDIDATE IN THIS RACE,

BUT I HAVE ONE BIG ADVANTAGE, I HAVE BEEN COLORING MY HAIR FOR

>> Jon: NOW ANYWAY, IF Y'ALL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GET

LISTEN UP, SENATOR, I'LL DO THE LINDSAY LOHAN IMPRESSIONS AROUND

THE PROBLEM ISN'T BERNIE SANDERS IS A CRAZY PANTS CUCKOO BIRD,

IT'S ALL WE'VE BECOME SO ACCUSTOMED TO STAGE MANAGED,

FOCUS-DRIVEN CANDIDATES THAT AUTHENTICITY COMES ACROSS AS

>> HE MAY BE THE MOST UNUSUAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WE'VE

>> Jon: IF BY UNUSUAL YOU MEAN HONESTLY REPRESENTING HIMSELF IN

HIS BELIEFS RATHER THAN PLAYING A CYNICAL POLITICAL GAME, BUT IF

YOU MEAN MOST UNUSUAL CANDIDATE AS IN CRAZY, I CAN REFUTE THAT

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