字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 >> LAST TUESDAY THE SUPREME COURT HEARD ORAL ARGUMENTS ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE. THE OPPONENTS CAME OUT IN FORCE. >> AMERICA'S PREVERSIONS ARE GROWING EXPONENTIALLY. >> WE BELIEVE AS MY SIGN SAYS THAT HOMOSEXUALITY IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY. >> OUR COUNTRY GROWS DARKER AND EVILER BY THE DAY. >> AH, GOOD TIMES. BUT WITH THE SUPREME COURT LIKELY RULING IN FAVOR OF GAVE MARRIAGE, CHANCES ARE THIS WOULD BE THE LAST HURRAH FOR THE HATE CLASS OF 2015. BEFORE THEY MOVED ON TO THE REAL WORLD, I WANTED TO COMMEMORATE THEM. >> SO COULD YOU SIGN THIS FOR ME PLEASE? >> SURE. YOU GOT IT. THERE. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. PROMISE WE'LL HANG OUT IN TEN YEARS. >> PROMISE. >> WHO WOULD YOU VOTE MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED OTHER THAN THE PEOPLE THAT ARE SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE? >> UM -- >> YOU'RE DEFINITELY BEST DRESSED. >> THIS IS MY UNIFORM. >> DON'T FEEL PRIDE, THE BAR IS REALLY LOW, IT'S REALLY LOW, THERE ARE LITERALLY NO GAY PEOPLE TO HELP YOU OUT. DID YOU GOOGLE THIS IMAGE? >> IT'S A WITNESSING TOOL OF THE TRUTH OF WHAT IS GOING ON, THAT PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SEE. >> I'M GOING TO MISS THAT JUSTIFICATION FOR YOU GOOGLING TWO MEN KISSING -- WHO WOULD YOU SAY IS LIKE MOST OUTGOING? >> MOST OUTGOING? >> OH, YEAH. >> BROTHER RUBEN ISREAL. >> RUBEN ISRAEL WOULD BE THE FUNNEST GUY, YOU NEED TO TALK TO HIM. >> RUBEN ISRAEL. >> WOW, EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT RUBEN ISRAEL, HE'S LIKE THE POPULAR GUY ON CAMPUS. >> HE'S NOT REAL POPULAR WITH THE GAY COMMUNITY BUT HE IS POPULAR WITH THE STREET PREACHERS-- >> OF COURSE, THERE WAS NO WAY I WOULD GET TO TALK TO THIS BIG MAN ON CAMPUS UNTIL IT HAPPENED. I MET MR. CHARISMA HIMSELF. CAN I GET A HUG? >> NO. WHY WOULD I WANT TO HUG YOU. THERE ARE A LOT OF LESBIANS AROUND HERE YOU CAN HUG. YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE BIBLE. YOU SHOULD HAVE TURNED TO GOD AND THE BIBLE. >> I CAN SEE WHY HE IS SO POPULAR. >> IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THIS MIGHT ALL BE COMING TO AN END. I'M SO, JUST REALLY GOING TO MISS THIS. THIS IS THE LAST TIME THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO HANG OUT WITH THESE ADOREABLE BIGOTS. CAN YOU HOLD ME? >> NO. >> NO? IS IT A LITTLE TOO GAY? I JUST-- LOVE THE WAY YOU GUYS PROTEST OVER SOMETHING THAT IS LIKE NOT EVEN AN ISSUE ANY MORE. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR HAT OFF AND THROW IT IN THE AIR. >> NO, I'M OKAY. I WILL LEAVE IT RIGHT WHERE IT IS SO EVERYBODY CAN READ IT. >> THE TEARS WERE FLOWING. I'M GOING TO MISS YOU GUYS. >> DON'T WORRY YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF SIN TO CRY ABOUT. AND YOU WILL SEE US PLENTY OF TIMES. >> OKAY, THANKS, OLD FRIEND. I'LL DRY MY EYES TO THAT. YOU WANT A TISSUE? >> I'M NOT GOING TO CRY WHEN MY GOD PUT YOU IN HELL, EITHER. NO TEARS FROM ME. >> I'M GOING TO MISS THAT.
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