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  • all the attention these days is going to one thing:

  • Donald Trump.

  • And Jordan Klepper, he went to find out why.

  • You've heard the news-- Donald Trump is on fire.

  • Donald Trump, fresh off a landslide victory

  • in New Hampshire...

  • His success has baffled the mainstream media,

  • but it turns out the secret to Trump

  • has been right under their noses the whole time.

  • This is a circus unlike anything that we have seen

  • in modern American politics.

  • This is the greatest show on Earth.

  • He's the greatest show on Earth.

  • Now, if you want to understand

  • the circus that is Donald Trump,

  • don't ask these idiots.

  • Ask the guy with a sword down his throat,

  • circus performer Adam Realman.

  • People like the danger element of a circus and a sideshow.

  • You know? When the lion tamer

  • sticks his head in the lion's mouth...

  • tell me, you want to see the lion just chomp his head off.

  • -Yeah. -The audience, I think,

  • always wants to know that this stuff is real, and it is real.

  • We're watching a loaded gun on stage,

  • and it could go off at any moment

  • and say, "Mexicans are rapists."

  • Boom. It could say anything.

  • -So there's a dangerous... -Mexicans are rapists?

  • Okay, so maybe he hasn't been to many Trump events.

  • But Realman taught me that the greatest show

  • must have a ringleader who can work a crowd.

  • -You got to give 'em the pitch. -You have to impress them.

  • You got to impress your crowd. Exactly.

  • -Your poll number, super hot. -Correct.

  • I'm leading every poll nationwide...

  • -You're the best. -That's it...

  • -Best businessman you've ever seen. -Yes.

  • I make great deals.

  • Look at this show-- this is the greatest show on Earth.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to...

  • Hey, let's bring out the snake charmer.

  • And we bring out the snake charmer...

  • -You bring Palin out. -Okay.

  • You betcha!

  • Has to be something that an audience will want to see.

  • Everybody had a good old time, you bought a hat--

  • -hell, I want to see this freak again. -Exactly.

  • This guy got it-- Trump really is

  • the greatest show on Earth. Right, Adam?

  • Well, you know, by calling him the greatest show on Earth,

  • you're kind of insulting a lot of the circus world.

  • Okay.

  • Regardless, I had to see Trump up close.

  • So I headed to one of his rallies

  • and got to hear from some die-hard Trump-eters.

  • I think he is the only candidate on the Republican side

  • who's actually gonna build a wall.

  • And who's he gonna make pay for it?

  • He's gonna make China-- you know, people say,

  • oh, you can't make China pay for it.

  • You know what? That's a bunch of horse crap.

  • It's pretty easy to make China pay for it.

  • China will be paying for the wall.

  • Shouldn't Mexico pay for the wall?

  • -Oh, my... Mexico. Sorry. -Either way.

  • One of those (bleep) countries is paying for that wall.

  • One of those countries is paying for that wall.

  • Donald Trump is inaugurated,

  • he becomes president of the United States--

  • what's behind that curtain?

  • -Defea-tion of ISIS? -Yes.

  • -What should we do to ISIS? -Bomb the (bleep) out of them.

  • Where, officially, should we bomb ISIS?

  • Probably, like, Israel area, but not, like...

  • not necessarily there, but around the area.

  • I think he's gonna help with the ISIS.

  • What's he gonna do with the ISIS?

  • -He can't tell us right now. -If he tells everybody,

  • then the next thing you know, somebody else is gonna copy

  • what he says.

  • They knew their Trump.

  • Once I was under the big top, we were all groovin'

  • to Trump's power playlist,

  • which included "Tiny Dancer," like, eight (bleep) times.

  • Finally, there he was, and he wasted no time

  • shining the spotlight on the main event: himself.

  • It takes guts to run for president, believe me.

  • We've hit number one in the polls every single week.

  • I've been on the cover of Time magazine so much lately.

  • When I was on last week, I didn't even know

  • they were putting me on the cover-- can you imagine?

  • That's when you're really hitting it big.

  • He made the audience recoil at the freak show.

  • And look at back there, look at the press.

  • Turn around and look at these people.

  • -(crowd jeering) -Look at them.

  • (chuckles) They start booing.

  • He whipped the crowd into a frenzy

  • with a high-wire act of political incorrectness.

  • She said he's a pussy. That's not...

  • (whooping)

  • (cheering)

  • Pussy! Yeah!

  • And then something strange happened.

  • We're gonna do something that's going to be,

  • whether you like Dwight Eisenhower,

  • no matter what you do, Dwight Eisenhower-- I like Ike.

  • -Everybody says... -He started to meander.

  • I just asked for tickets. I wanted tickets for the debate.

  • ...no post office in Washington, DC, right?

  • -People got bored. -(Trump speaks indistinctly)

  • But... then, like any great showman,

  • he pulled them back in with his greatest routine--

  • a feat of xenophobic strength.

  • Who the hell is gonna pay for the wall?

  • What?

  • Mexico!

  • Ha-ha! Classic bit.

  • Trump had delivered.

  • I laughed, I cried,

  • I reinvigorated my irrational fear of foreigners.

  • (distorted): Mexico!

  • I even jockeyed for selfies

  • with a couple of reality TV stars.

  • Donald, great joke!

  • Great joke!

  • Ivanka! Smile! Smile!

  • Smile!

  • Hey...!

  • -(shutter clicks) -Got it.

  • A memory that will last for...

  • possibly four years.

all the attention these days is going to one thing:

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