I ask the parents of America to put a little holiday tricks on their children,

我要求一些美國的父母對他們的小孩做一點惡作劇

We did this on halloween with candy and got a lot of response to it.

我們之前在萬聖節做過一樣的事，而且有不少迴響。

So we did it again this time for christmas this time I asked the parents tell the kids

所以我們想要在聖誕節再來一次，這次我要求這些父母告訴孩子

They are gonna let them open one present a few weeks early.

他們可以提前幾個禮拜打開禮物

But instead of good present I said put something kids won't like in the box.

但是禮物裡面並不是好禮物，反而會是那些小孩一定不喜歡的

and then upload the video of that to the youtube labeled

然後把這些影片上傳到Youtube並標籤打上

"hey Jimmy Kimmel, I gave my kids a terrible present."

“ 嘿Jimmy Kimmel，我給我的小孩一個爛禮物 ”

And a lot of people did do this and they did give their kids terrible presents.

有許多人做了這個惡作劇，而且真的給了小孩們爛禮物

and a lot of kids surprisingly reacted poorly to that

有許多小孩出乎意料地對禮物感到失望。

What is it? Charlie?

這是什麼？Charlie？

I don't like this.

我不喜歡這個

What is it?

這是什麼？

An old banana. An old banana?

一根發黑的香蕉。一根發黑的香蕉？

Isn't that exciting?? NO.

你覺得開心嗎？不。

What are you doing? Pushing it.

你在做什麼？把香蕉推出來。

Wow, a battery and an onion .

哇，一個電池和一個洋蔥。

What's wrong? Her don't want an onion.

怎麼了嗎？她不想要洋蔥。

Did you smell your onion? Here, smell it.

你有聞你的洋蔥了嗎？來，聞聞看。

I smelled it!

我聞過了！

Eggs.

蛋

Open it.

打開它

A hot dog.

一根熱狗

What is that?

那是什麼？

I don't know. I tell it a book stickers.

我不知道。我覺得是剪貼簿

I am not a girl.

我不是女生

Me, I am not a boy.

我不是男生

I am not a boy, either.

我也不是男生

This is the worst present ever.

這是我收過最糟的禮物。

What is this?

這是什麼？

Maresa, what do you tell me all the time about my cooking?

Maresa，你總是說我的廚藝怎麼樣？

I love it.

我很愛妳的手藝

You love my cooking, so I made you something.

妳喜歡我的手藝，所以我做點吃的給你

Why it looks like...

但它為什麼看起來像…

A sandwich that's like that.

像是這種三明治

-You should appreci ... -I appreciate ..

-你應該感…. -我很感謝。

I heard getting a surprise but I didn't know it will be like that.

我知道我會得到一個驚喜，但我不知道那會像是這個

A sandwich of mine.

屬於我的三明治…?

I love your cooking when you cook like dinners.

我喜歡當妳在做晚飯的手藝

like hot pockets or lumpia....something like that.

像是一些袋餅跟其他類似的東西

not just a sandwich, I don't want to eat all of it.

不只是一個三明治，我不想要把它吃掉

Maresa, so you don't want that peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - I'll eat it.

Maresa, 所以你不想要那個花生果凍三明治？喔，真的嗎？

-I don't like it very much. -I'll eat it !

-我實在不太喜歡。-我會把它吃掉！

Open it up.

打開它

You don't want that for Christmas?

你不想要那個聖誕節禮物嗎？

You stinky parents!

你們真是討厭的父母！

Take this back.

把它拿回去

Take it back where? This is yours.

要拿去哪裡？這是你的東西了

I wanna refund!

我要退貨！

It's a half-bitten sandwich.

一個吃一半的三明治！

Isn't that what you asked for?

這不是你想要的嗎？

NO. I asked for the toy.

對！我要的是一個玩具。

What would you say about Santa?

你覺得Santa怎麼樣？

He put me on the naughty list.

他把我放進了惡作劇名單！

Why?

為什麼？

Because you gave me a stupid organic chair.

因為你們給我一個蠢斃的有機椅子！

What did you get, Jason?

你拿到什麼啊？Jason？

Some black bean cheese and a waffle house hat.

一些黑豆起司和鬆餅屋的帽子！

What's in there?

那裡面有什麼？

A potato. Oh, you got a Mr.potato head.

一個馬鈴薯。喔！你拿到了馬鈴薯先生的頭！

They're from santa.

他們是聖誕老公公送來的。

They're not. Santa didn't have those things.

他們才不是。聖誕老公公沒有這些東西。

You, I saw you and the car in the garage.

我看到你和車子一起在車庫裡。

those things were not from santa claus.

那些東西才不是聖誕老公公送來的

Are you upset?

你很難過嗎？

You stupid parents. I hate you. I hate you all.

你們是愚蠢的父母，我討厭你們，我討厭你們全部！

What? I got ponies?

什麼？我拿到小馬？

That was your great grandpa's .....

那是你曾祖父的...

I got ponies?

我拿到小馬？

What's up guys? What's wrong?

大夥兒，怎麼了？

You're not excited about your present? I got ponies.

你們不喜歡你們的禮物嗎？我拿到小馬

I don't want ponies, they are for girls.

我不喜歡小馬，這是給女生的禮物

Mine is a stupid book.

我的禮物是一本蠢斃的書

look, we thought really hard about what to get you.

聽著，我們真的想了很久要給你們什麼禮物。

Why you didn't do a very good job?

你們為什麼沒有做得很好？

This is the worst Christmas I've ever had.

這是我有過最糟的聖誕節

A stapler?

一個釘書機？

Trenersa, what you get?

Trenersa，你拿到什麼？

Cookbook.

食譜

Myle, what you get?

Myle, 你拿到什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道

It's an invisible fence for your dog.

這是一個給你的小狗的隱形防護網

was it don't joke?

這是一個笑話嗎？

What Jimmy Kimmel called me to do it.

Jimmy Kimmel 叫我做的。

I'll tell him suck my balls.

我會叫他吸我的ＸＸ

noted.

注意

I need to say. If Santa can give that kid anything, he is fired, he is done.

我必須說。如果聖誕老公公會給小孩所有東西，他一定會被炒，他就完蛋了。

He had no credibility anymore.

他已經沒有任何信用了