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  • Hello there I'm John Oliver

    大家好我是John Oliver

  • host of last week tonight

    Last Week Tonight的主持人

  • and we're off this week for the fourth of July

    因為七月四號的關係我們這禮拜休假

  • but I wanted to make a video

    但我還是想拍個影片

  • to wish everyone a happy independence day

    來祝福大家有一個美好的國慶日

  • or they call it where I'm from July the fourth and that's it

    或是我的國家稱之為七月的第四天

  • I do hope you have a great day of resting , barbecuing

    希望你們都能在這天好好的休息,烤肉

  • and preparing to explain your weird tan lines to your coworkers on Tuesday

    和在星期二的時候,向同事解釋你怪異的曬痕

  • I fell asleep outside with my hat on backwards

    我在外面睡著了而且我還反戴我的帽子

  • and now my forehead looks like a sunset

    所以我的額頭現在看起來像日落

  • I just like to take a quick moment

    我只是想要快速的

  • to remind you of what's you're missing out on by celebrating your independence

    提醒你們你還錯過了什麼

  • by celebrating your independence

    在你慶祝國慶日的同時

  • because as you know since 1776

    就如同你們所知道的,從1776年開始

  • you've done very well as a nation

    你們獨立變成了一個國家,這很棒

  • but it might be worth thinking about

    但很值得發人省思的是

  • just a handful of things that you gave up

    你們放棄了少部分的事

  • when kicking Britain on ceremoniously out of this country

    當你們隆重的把英國踢出你們的國家

  • because first there's the matter of your accents

    第一,關於你們的發音

  • these beautiful vowel sounds could have been yours

    我們發出的這美麗的母音,原本你們也該要會的

  • but instead from sea to shining sea

    但是整個美國

  • you speak like you just burn your tongue on a hot apple pie

    你們的口音聽起來像你們在吃蘋果派的時候燙到舌頭

  • you are also missing out on bowler hats

    你們也錯過了圓頂禮帽

  • which are prefect for dressing your head

    他們是很棒的裝飾髮型的東西

  • like an circumcised velvet penis

    像一個行過割禮的男性生殖器

  • and that is not even mentioning all the cuisine that you lost

    還沒提到你們錯過的美食

  • for example

    舉例來說

  • meat pies which a lot like British people themselves

    肉派,就很像英國人自己

  • a hardened outer layer gives the impression of composure

    堅硬的外層給人沉穩的印象

  • but under the surface is just a hot mess

    但表面下簡直是一團亂

  • but the thing that American are really missing out on is pessimism

    但說真的,美國人真正缺乏的是悲觀主義

  • Americans are optimistic people

    美國人是樂觀的民族

  • who believe the sky is the limit

    相信天空就是極限

  • whereas in Britain we are painfully aware of our limits

    反之,英國人費力地察覺自己的極限

  • in fact just look at the British sky itself

    事實上,看看英國的天空

  • even the sun is incapable of asserting itself there

    就連太陽也沒辦法穿透那長年烏雲密布的天空啊

  • British people never make the mistake on developing self esteem

    英國人從不在建立自尊上犯錯

  • because no matter what we achieved deep down

    因為無論我們再怎麼發展

  • we know we'll never be as good as the queen

    永遠也無法像女王那樣強大

  • which is to say

    我的意思是說

  • an elderly woman who frowns for a living

    一個靠著皺眉維生的老女人,還能指望什麼呢?

  • so just take a moment on this

    所以今年7月4號,我們

  • July the fourth to think about

    花一些時間回顧一下

  • all that you left behind

    你錯過了哪些東西

  • and I think you'll realize

    我相信你會慢慢明白

  • honestly you're probably way better of the way the things are

    事情其實可能發展得比你想像中來得好

  • thank you so much for watching this

    謝謝你們觀看這個影片

  • I do enjoy your holiday

    我很享受國慶日

  • we'll be back on HBO

    我們會再回來HBO的

  • with a new episode on July twenty forth

    到時候在七月二十四號會有一個新的影片

Hello there I'm John Oliver

大家好我是John Oliver

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