字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 (ticking) (時鐘滴答響) (sigh) (嘆氣) - I guess I'll check Facebook? 我猜我會檢查Facebook? (door opening) (門被打開) - Well, well, well. 好,好,好。 - Knock, knock. 敲,敲 - [Man In White Hat] Looks like somebody's [戴白帽子的男人] 看來有人正在 checking Facebook, huh? 逛Facebook,對嗎? - Oh my God, it's the Facebook algorithm. 我的天哪,是Facebook演算法。 - Who? 誰? - They control everything, the feed, 他們控制每件事,動態。 what you see, what you don't see. 你所看的貼文,你所不看的貼文 - What's it to ya? 妳在幹嘛啊? - Nothing. 沒甚麼。 I deleted my account, I swear. 我刪除我的帳號了,我發誓。 - Arf! 噢! (whimpering) (碎碎念) - Goodbye, Siobhan. 再見,Siobhan。 - Hmm, this a nice place you got here. 恩,妳這個地方很不錯。 Oh, yeah, real nice place. 噢耶,真是個好地方。 - Thanks? 謝謝? - Hey, do me a quick favor. 嘿,可以快速幫我一個忙嗎? Take a look at this article. 看一下這篇文章。 - Strawberries are bad for you, 藍莓對你有害, but not for the reasons you think? 但並非因為那些你想的原因? - Yeah, what do you think of that? 對,你覺得這篇文章如何? - It's okay? 還可以? - Okay? 可以? Are you sure you don't like it? 妳真得確定不喜歡這篇文章? Be a real shame if you didn't like it. 真是羞恥妳竟然不喜歡這篇文章。 - I like it. 我喜歡。 I like it, it's good, I like it! 我喜歡,這篇文章很好,我喜歡! - Oh, you hear that? 噢,你們有聽到嗎? She likes it! 她喜歡這篇文章! - She's a fan. 她是粉絲。 - [Man In White Hat] She likes the article. [戴白帽的男子] 她喜歡這篇文章。 Well, if you like it so much, 恩,如果你這麼喜歡這篇文章, here's a hundred more. 這邊還有數以百計的文章。 - Oh, my God! 噢,我的天! That is so many articles. 這裡有好多篇文章。 - You're welcome. 不客氣。 - I don't... 我不...... Look, I just went on Facebook 聽著,我只是在Facebook 線上, to see how my best friend from England is doing. 確認我還自英國的最好的朋友過的如何。 - Oh, your friend from England. 噢,你的朋友來自英國。 - [Man In White Hat] Friend from England. [戴白帽的男子] 來自英國的朋友。 - Oh, is this your friend from England right here? 噢,這就是你來自英國的朋友嗎? - Yeah. 對。 - Wow, very pretty girl. 哇,很漂亮的女孩。 You don't see her anymore! 妳再也見不到她了! (laughter) (大笑) - [ Man In White Hat] Hey, ask her what else [戴白帽的男子] 嘿,問問她其他的問題。 she wants to see, yeah? 她想看,對嗎? - I'm going to, you idiot. 我正要這麼做,你這個笨蛋。 Excuse me,mademoiselle. 不好意思,小姐。 You have anything else you would like to view? 妳有任何其它想看的東西嗎? - Um, my friend Rachel just had a baby. 呃,我的朋友芮秋剛生小孩。 - Oh, her friend Rachel. 噢,她的朋友芮秋阿。 - Her friend Rachel, wow. 她的朋友芮秋,哇。 She had a baby, okay. 她有個小孩,好。 You wanna see a picture of her baby? 妳想要看她小孩的照片嗎? - Yes? 對? - Okay, how bout a picture 好,那一張 of your high school bully's baby? 在高中霸凌妳的人的小孩的照片如何阿 ? (laughing) (大笑) - I'm not even friends with her! 我甚至跟她不是朋友 ! - Yes you are! 是,妳是! - Oh, you friended her way back when 噢,妳在之前有加她好友, and just forgot about it, 只是妳忘記了, and we brought it up again for no reason. 我們會讓妳想起,不為任何理由。 - God, she looks just like her. 天哪,她就像她。 That's so many bad memories. 這裡面有好多壞的記憶。 - Hey, let me do it. 嘿,讓我這麼做好了。 I'm your friend, see. 我是妳的朋友,妳看。 I'll show you whatever you wanna see, see? 我會秀給妳任何妳想看的東西,懂嗎? What d'ya wanna see? 妳想看甚麼呢? - My friend Avery 我的朋友Avery just got a puppy. 剛養了一隻小狗。 Maybe a video of the puppy? 或許小狗的影片? - Okay. 好。 - Okay? 好? - Okay. 好? - Okay, okay. 好,好。 - But first, you gotta look at 50 articles 但首先,妳必須先看50篇文章 your friend's mother shared about mercury in vaccines. 妳朋友的媽媽分享有關疫苗中的汞。 - No! 不 ! (laughing) (大笑) No, why, why are you doing this to me? 不,為什麼,你們為何這樣對我? - Cause we're protecting you! 因為我們在保護妳! - [Man In Gold Hat] Yeah, we're protecting you. [帶金色帽子男人] 對,我們正在保護妳。 - I just wanna go back to the old linear timeline. 我只是想要回去舊的時序動態。 - [Man In White Hat] Hey, we all have wants. [帶金色帽子的男人] 對,我們都有渴望。 And if you want people to be able to see 而如果妳想要別人能關注 your little YouTubes, 妳的小小YouTube平台, you best throw us some dough, okay? 妳最好給我們一點錢,好嗎? - Oh, no. 噢,不。 All right, we'll be back next week. 好了。我們下星期再 回來。 We'll see ya then. 到時候見。 Toodles. 再見。 (gasp) (喘氣) (door closing) (門關起) - Well, I guess I still have Instagram. 恩,我猜我還有Instagram。 (shouting) (大叫) - You didn't think it'd be that easy, huh? 妳不會認為事情有這麼簡單吧,蛤 ? - Hi, I'm Siobhan from College Humor. 哈囉,我是來自幽默大學的Siobhan。 Click over here to subscribe, 點這裡來訂閱。 and click here for more fun stuff, 然後點這裡以獲得更多有趣的東西。 ya filthy animals. 骯髒的動物們。 I was abandoned in this office 我被父母親遺棄在這間辦公室。 when I was ten years old by my parents. 當我還只有10歲大時。 I've only eaten pizza for such a long time. 在一段很長的時間裡,我只有披薩可以吃。 I think I have scurvy. 我猜我有壞血病。
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