- [Eugene] These are too sticky!

- I don't want excuses, I want results.

(coughs loudly)

It went down my mouth.

We're gonna do the Boba Ball Shoot-Out.

- [Eugene] For people who don't know what Boba is,

it's a beautiful, delicious, caramelly ball of Tapioca.

- The way it works is we're each gonna take our straw.

I picked red because it rhymes with my name.

- I picked purple because it rhymes with nurple.

- You slurp the Boba.

- You gotta put it this way.

- Right, right.

- You're gonna stab your face.

- Yeah, I don't want to stab my tongue.

You get some Boba in your shooter.

Boom!

- So if you get a Boba to stick on the glass it's one point,

but if it's inside the corgi imprint it's five points.

- We got one minute to score as many points as possible.

I really want to just eat it right now.

- [Voiceover] You guys ready?

- Yeah.

- You ready?

- I'm ready.

- I'm ready to beat your ass, bitch.

- Oh, I'ma beat your ass.

Bitch.

- [Voiceover] Three, two, one.

(beep)

(blowing noises)

- Alright, this is very difficult.

These are too sticky.

(ding)

- [Ned] Oh, that's one.

- [Eugene] This is what aliens' babies look like.

Fuck, I keep swallowing them.

(blowing noise)

(ding)

- Fuck yeah.

- I'm totally kicking your ass.

(blowing noises)

(ding)

(laughs)

(blowing noises)

(dings)

(dings)

(blowing noise)

- Aw.

- That sound is amazing.

It's like a Mario.

(game noises)

What is that?

That's pitiful.

(blowing noises)

(dings)

Ah, there you go.

- There we go, there we go.

- Ah, you know what it is.

(slurping noises)

- [Voiceover] Five, four, three, two, one.

- Yeah!

(buzzing)

- [Ned] Man, all my Boba's fell off.

- Fucking killed it.

For Asia!

- [Ned] Nah bro, I fucking got way more--

- [Eugene] I nailed it.

- [Ned] on there than you did.

- [Eugene] I still have four up there, you got two.

- That's just because I have more saliva.

- Look at our piles, look at our piles that we're all done.

Mine's way more.

- [Ned] I got more, I got way more.

(blowing noise)

Alright.

- Nice rebuttal.

- I guess you won.

- [Eugene] Boba fight.

(blowing noise)

- No.

(laughs loudly)

- [Eugene] Put it down, put it down, put it down.

If this was Golden Eye, you'd be dead.

Bo-bye.

(blowing noises)

(laughs)