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  • How many of you have ever texted your ex?

    你們誰有傳過簡訊給前任嗎?

  • Texted your ex? Anybody?

    傳過簡訊給前任,有嗎?

  • Alright, usually it involves a little bit of a...

    好吧,通常會做出這種蠢事是因為...

  • You know.

    你懂的。

  • A whole lot of that.

    喝了很多。

  • Someone on Instagram had a great idea.

    在 Instagram 上,有個人想了相當好的點子。

  • They have collected text conversations and put together an account called "Texts from Your Ex".

    他收集了很多聊天紀錄,然後開了個叫做「前任傳的簡訊」的帳號。

  • And they're hilarious.

    那些內容很好笑。

  • They make me very, very happy that I'm married.

    讓我非常、非常欣慰我已經結婚了。

  • Um, here...

    呃,來看看...

  • This is, uhthese are real.

    這些聊天紀錄是真的。

  • So here's a few that they've posted.

    我們從中選了幾篇來分享。

  • I got us a kitten.

    我為我們買了隻貓咪。

  • I was hoping you'd come back to me and help me take care of her.

    我希望你能回到我身邊,跟我一起照顧牠。

  • I named her Delilah.

    我想叫這隻貓咪 Delilah。

  • That's a picture from Google.

    那是 Google 來的圖片。

  • I'm not saying it's that exact kitten.

    我又沒說那張照片是那隻貓咪。

  • It just looks like that. I haven't gotten it yet.

    只是長得像,我又還沒買。

  • But I picked it out already.

    但我已經選好要買哪隻了。

  • Here's another one.

    還有一篇。

  • I ruined the best thing in my life.

    我毀了我生命中最美好的事情。

  • I ran away from my best friend and I'm paying for it dearly.

    我拋棄了我最好的朋友,而我現在正為此付出極大代價。

  • I feel like I will never find someone like you, and this is entirely based on my insane mind.

    我覺得我永遠不會找到另一個跟你一樣完美的人了,而這完全是我發了神經的後果。

  • I feel empty and now you're gone.

    我覺得空虛,而你也離開我了。

  • Maybe forever, I'm freaking an idiot.

    或許永遠離我而去了。我真是該死的白痴。

  • I don't know how to feel okay.

    我不知道怎麼讓心情好起來。

  • You can always try Tinder.

    你總還可以試試 Tinder。

  • Here's another one: Peace.

    這兒還有一篇。再會了。

  • Peace.

    再會了。

  • Bye.

    掰掰。

  • Peace.

    再會了。

  • I want the final word. Stop responding.

    我想要當最後說再見的人,不要再回了。

  • Here's the last one.

    最後一個。

  • I still want you.

    我還是想要你。

  • I know.

    我知道。

  • I love you.

    我愛你。

  • It's your wedding day. You're drunk.

    你今天結婚耶!你喝醉了。

  • To see more, go check out "Texts from My Ex" on Instagram.

    如果想看更多爆笑內容,請上 Instagram 搜尋「前任傳的簡訊」。

How many of you have ever texted your ex?

你們誰有傳過簡訊給前任嗎?

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