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- Get ready for that puke shot.
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- I'm definitely not a nutritionist,
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but I care about what my kids eat and what I eat.
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- We get a calendar every month that lists
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the breakfast and lunch that she gets at school,
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and it looks good.
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- I remember the cafeteria lunches growing up
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being really bland and dry.
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- They tasted like cardboard.
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She's in the same school district as I was, so
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hoping they improved.
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- I'm sure it'll be some sort of combination of
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processed and heated foods
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and then maybe like a token vegetable or fruit.
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This is a substance I'm not familiar with.
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Can somebody tell me what this is?
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- See?
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Blob.
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And it smells like nothing.
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- Nothing.
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Just tastes like beige.
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- Seriously, this is what they give at school?
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- It says fruits, grains, vegetables, protein, dairy.
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My only question is is if this is what we're
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supposed to be eating, does this chicken salad
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sandwich reflect that?
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- I'm not excited about this.
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Not at all.
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- This is definitely like a microwaved moment
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right now, I can tell.
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- Oh, it's so gross.
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- This sandwich looks like a scrotum.
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- The meatballs look like they can bounce.
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- This tastes like it was prepared maybe a month ago.
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- I can plug my nose when I try it, right?
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- It bounced.
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- No one's seasoned this obviously.
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This is like tiny water balloons in my mouth right now.
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- It tastes a little dish watery.
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- Very sad corn.
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- Where did they find this?
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Did it fall off a truck or something?
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- I would probably just eat these.
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It's like a shoelace posing as meat.
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- Very pliable.
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- Aren't they supposed to be orange?
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- Why can't I pierce it past a certain point?
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- Pretty bendy.
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- Is it really an egg?
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- That is disgusting.
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- I don't know what this ham meat is supposed to be.
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- I wouldn't give that to my dog.
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- How is that meat?
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That's rubber.
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- Almost a fifth of the entire day's sodium
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in this one packet.
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- That's so bad.
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How do children eat this?
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It was actually way worse than I thought it would be.
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- Everything felt a little rubbery.
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- I'm really worried that this is what I depend on
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while I'm away from her.
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- I just think about the kids who don't have access
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to meals and this is how they're gonna eat lunch,
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and I'm just kinda bummed out
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because this is what we're offering them, and I think
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we can do better, and we should do better.
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