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  • Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...

    Hey What's up GG (Guys & Girls)

  • Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to be the toughest little kid in your family.

    CouilleBleu 今天要來玩

  • Always piss off your enemy by using yourself as a wall between him and the minions to not let him farm or get any experience.

    提摩

  • If he gets cocky because you left for a second, you should punish him by attacking him until he has no choice but to run away to his mama.

    提摩 - 隱形坦克

  • Also, pick this kiddo when you play against champions using skillshots because this gnome is a natural counter to these fuckabishes.

    這邊有符文

  • Defeating poison boy is easier than stealing a baby's lollipop.

    天賦

  • That's right! All you need to do is attack him while moving around without touching his fart until he dies.

    技能順序

  • And, if his ninja friend is coming at you right after that, give him a few hits here and there and use Barrier at the last second to kill that greedy fatherfucker.

    還有道具

  • If poison boy brings his wife to towerdive you, you should target Karma first because she stupidly tanks the tower's damage and stick your bamboo stick on her ass like a crazy glue.

    讓你成為全家最硬的小屁孩

  • When she's on the verge of dying, switch your target to the man that needs the power of a woman to take on a little kid playing in the park and still fail to kill him.

    用你的身體隔開敵人跟小兵

  • Late game, you'll be able to show everyone that you're the toughest little kid in the universe and that the enemy's attack hurts less than a baby's scratch.

    別讓他農兵吸經驗

  • When you finally get your Sunfire Cape, you can easily farm by staying invisible and your enemies will never know why their lanes are always pushed.

    如果因為你跑開就開始跩的話

  • If you don't have that item, you can still play as a portable ward to witness a failed jump from a Giant Bug,

    那就打到他回去找媽媽吧

  • you'll know exactly where the enemies are headed to prepare a ninja gank on them,

    而且 對上指向技的英雄一定要選這隻小屁孩

  • you'll see what's going on in the enemy's base, and, of course, you can corner any slut you want to have the most sexy threesome in your life as a dirty kid.

    因為這隻侏儒就是他們的剋星

  • By the way, you need to learn how to use your mushrooms to become the greatest Tankmo in your city.

    打死這位放毒的比偷小孩子的棒棒糖還要簡單

  • When planting one of them, you'll gain a brief vision of the area around it, so use it to not facecheck a brush if you don't have any ward on you.

    沒錯

  • Hell, you don't even need wards since you can see anyone who passes near it, no problem!

    你要做的就是不要碰到毒邊 然後不停追著他打就好

  • Also, when running away from enemies, put a mushroom in front of them to make them stop chasing you like crazy glue.

    另外 如果他的忍者朋友想來報仇的話

  • And, if they step on it, they'll be so annoyed that they'll rage more than the angry german kid.

    打他個幾下

  • Since you're tanky and no one can chase you thanks to your mushrooms, you should have a perfect score everytime you play that gnome.

    最後一刻用「光盾」解決掉這隻貪心的 Father 發卡

  • As you can see, you can use it to pickpocket the minions faster than ever instead of attacking them one by one like a dumb kid.

    放毒的帶著老婆來塔殺你了

  • Oh, and by the way, never forget to plant drugs here and there to protect yourself and your team from dirty ganks when you are pushing a lane or when you're about to...

    先打那個白目坦塔的卡瑪

  • Here's an example of how useful the mushrooms really are.

    像三秒膠一樣把吹箭黏著她來吹

  • By planting one here and one here, you can bait a greedy fuckabish by making him think that you're running away in fear and when he steps on your drug,

    當她快死的時候

  • start attacking him until the slow effect from the mushroom vanish to drag him to your second mushroom and repeat the same thing until your enemy is down.

    轉去打那個要女人陪他去找公園的小屁孩

  • And that is why no one likes to play against Tankmo since his enemies will have to walk through a mine field to get to him.

    還要殺不到的那個人

  • If you're lucky enough, your mushroom kingdom can prevent your enemies from running away by killing them with an overdose of shroom boom.

    到了後期 你就可以讓其他人知道你是宇宙最硬小屁孩

  • In teamfights, you can stay hidden like a pussy to witness a duel like a boss and reveal yourself to kill the bug if someone tries to disrupt the fight between them.

    敵人的攻擊比小寶寶抓癢還要沒力

  • Since you're the toughest little kid in the world, you don't need to stay in the back, so you can Leeroy Jenkins like a cocky bastard

    超成功

  • and receive every damage for your teammates until they are ready to savagely jump on them.

    當你終於出了日炎的時候

  • If Poppy thinks that he can do a love suicide with you, he's gravely mistaken because you still have a blind up your sleeve.

    你可以隱形農兵 敵人還不知道為什麼oc線常常被推呢

  • Well then, my friends. Can you tell me who's the toughest little kid in the League?

    如果你沒那件裝備

  • That's it for today, people!

    你還是可以當隨身眼

  • Don't forget to check out my channel for more boring League of Legends videos.

    看看那隻蟲子跳不過去的 Fail 鏡頭

  • Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I'll only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.

    你會知道敵人的位置 準備來個伏擊吧

  • Ciaossu!

    你可以看到對面家發生什麼事

Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...

Hey What's up GG (Guys & Girls)

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