It's so padded.

它裡頭的襯墊超級厚

Who needs bike helmets?

有誰需要單車安全帽嗎？

Just get a Bombshell bra.

只需要買一副魔術超厚墊胸罩就好啦！

(mid-tempo guitar music)

（中等節奏的吉他樂）

- [Voiceover] Oooh, Wonder Bra.

（旁白）哇～魔術胸罩～

- Ooh, whoa (beep).

哇～（消音）

- It's like built-in chicken cutlets, kind of.

-裡頭好像有嵌著像是雞排的東西

- Is that air or something?

-是空氣嗎？還是其他東西？

- This is like NASA technology that we now

-這像是美國NASA太空署科技研發的科技

use to hold up people's tits.

-現在被用來支撐胸部

- It's comfortable, it feels like a foam mattress.

-摸起來很舒服，像是泡棉床墊

- This one's fun to squish.

-壓起來很好玩

- I like this.

-我愛事業線

- It's doing the push-up bra thing,

-它有托高集中的效果

where like any time I move it feels like

每次我伸展身體

my whole chest is moving everywhere.

感覺我的整個胸部到處移動

- There's a lot of stuff going on under here.

-這裡底下墊了很多東西

- Kinda just feels like a bra that actually fits.

-這種類型的胸罩其實蠻合身的

- It's just like a little kind of boost from the bottom,

-這種胸罩只是從底下些微往上托高

here, it's not like a crazy drastic change.

就是這裡，沒有超級爆乳的效果

- Like, I expect a push-up bra to

-我期待穿上集中托高胸罩

turn me into Jessica Rabbit.

能夠讓我變成 Jessica Rabbit

- Whoa, what the (beep)?

- 哇，搞什麼啊？

This weighs like six pounds.

它拿起來感覺有6磅重

- Oh! A what?

-歐！天啊！

(laughing)

（笑聲）

- Do real boobs feel like water?

-胸部真的摸起來像是水嗎？

Hmm...

嗯…

- You know what this makes me think of

-這種胸罩讓我想到

is the bras you can put like booze in.

可以放東西在裡面，像是酒之類

That I would get, that sounds like is has a practical use.

那麼我可能會買它，聽起來蠻實用的

- The first bra was like Tempurpedic,

-第一副胸罩感覺像是美國丹普床墊

this is like 1970s waterbed.

這副摸起來像是1970年代的水床

- This, I would be nervous about this, like leaking.

-這副嘛…穿著它我可能會有點擔心，怕會有漏水的問題

- Whoa! (laughs)

-哇！（笑聲）

- I can definitely like see a difference.

-我完全可以感覺得出穿上它們之後的差異

- It's so awkward, cause the water is cold.

-穿起來有點尷尬，因為裡頭的水是冷的

- This one is not doing the same

-這副胸罩沒有我想要的效果

effect that I want it to do.

事業線！

- There's just like, a glob of water, like sitting

-感覺有一團水

in front of my boobs, and it's really strange.

在我胸部的前面，真的很怪

- Because it's just adding water to your boobs,

-它只是在你胸部「灌」了水

instead of pushing everything up.

而不是真的托高集中你的胸部

This isn't actually a push-up bra.

這根本不是托高集中型胸罩

See, this is what I want.

你看，這才是我想要的效果

- Does it feel like a boob?

-它摸起來像是真的胸部嗎？

No, no, you can tell there's like a plastic bag in there.

不、不是，你可以感覺得出來這裡有一個像是塑膠袋的東西

- They move naturally. (laughs)

-它們晃動得蠻自然的（笑聲）

- When I go like this, it's like,

-當我像這樣抓，像這樣

like, I'm not grabbing any boob right now.

我現在根本沒抓到我的胸部

- I don't like it as much.

-我還是不喜歡它

- If my boyfriend ever felt me up

-如果我男朋友在撫摸我的時候

while I was wearing this bra, he'd be like,

我正穿著這種胸罩，他可能會說：「

"what the fu, what the heck is going on under there?"

搞什麼，這底下是什麼鬼東西？」

- [Voiceover] The Bombshell.

-（旁白）魔術超厚墊胸罩

- Oh my God!

-我的天啊！

- This is all pad, holy crap.

-這裡頭全都加墊了，媽呀

- From here to here.

-從這裡到這裡

Just padding.

全部都是襯墊

- Where does your boob go?

-那胸部要裝在哪裡？

- Now, this is cute.

-這樣戴還蠻可愛的

I'm gonna wear this for Halloween next year.

這就是我明年的萬聖節變裝服

- How expensive is this thing?

-這種胸罩要多少錢？

Do I wanna know?

我該知道嗎？

Ugh, yeah, 50 bucks wasted.

嗯，50美元就這樣浪費掉了

Daaaaaaamn!

搞什麼啊！！！！

- I'm holding them and they don't even feel like mine.

-我正摸著我的胸部，但是感覺不像是我的

Whoo,I feel like I'm strapped into a bulletproof vest

我現在好像被困在防彈背心裡了

right now, because that's how thick these things are.

因為這襯墊超厚的

- I feel like I'm lying.

-感覺好像在騙人

- This looks nice though.

-看起來其實不錯

- I'm gonna have a boyfriend before

-在有男朋友之前

I finish laughing in this thing. (laughs)

我可能會先笑死（笑聲）

- I feel like I'm about to spill out of it,

-感覺我的胸部快掉出來了

because there's no actual room for my boobs in this.

因為罩杯裡根本沒有裝胸部的空間

- I can't stop looking at myself in this bra, though.

穿著這種胸罩，我會忍不住一直盯著我的胸部看

So I imagine that's the problem, is like a dude

我覺得這有點不妙

would just be looking at my chest.

就好像有個男子一直盯著我的胸部瞧

- But it's not uncomfortable, these aren't

穿起來其實蠻舒服的

as uncomfortable as I thought they would be.

沒有我想像中的不舒適感

- If I wanted to hook up with someone I just met,

-如果我想勾搭上某個剛認識的人

while wearing this bra, I would probably

而且正穿著這種胸罩

be okay with doing most things,

那麼可能要我做什麼都可以

except anything in this area.

除了不要動到這個部位之外

- I would just be so nervous, and so self-conscious

-我可能會感覺不太自在

that my actual boobs were gonna disappoint them.

擔心我的實際罩杯會讓他們失望

- You know, nothing looks as sexy as just be naked.

-全裸的時候看起來最性感

And like I don't have to pay 50 dollars for that.

而且我不需要為了看起來性感花50美金

- If somebody gets to see your boobs,

他們光是看著你的胸部

they're gonna be excited,

就會有感覺了

so just take the bra off, live your best life,

所以拋掉這種胸罩吧，好好過你的人生

they're not gonna be like,

他們也不會對你說：「

"Whoa, that was a lot of padding."

哇，你墊得好誇張！」

- I would just want to like encourage people

-我想鼓勵人們

to embrace their own bodies,

接受自己的身體

but at the same time, if you're really

但是如果你真的對於自己某些部分

insecure about something, go ahead and change it.

感到非常沒有安全感，那麼就改變它吧！

Like, whatever, you do you.

做回你自己

- If there was an earthquake and

-如果現在發生地震

you were wearing this, and you needed emergency water,

-你正需要緊急用水，剛好你也穿著這種胸罩

you just cut it right open.

那麼你只需要把它切開就好了

Like if Tom Hanks was wearing this is Cast Away,

如果湯姆．漢克斯在《浩劫重生》裡穿著這種胸罩

he would have been like,

他心裡可能會想著：「

"Ugh, good, I got at least a day."

啊，至少我今天不用愁了。」