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On Mother's Day we tell our moms how much we love them.
There are some things that we don't ever tell them, which is dishonest, and that's not right.
So to break those barriers down, we went out on the street today.
We asked people what is the biggest lie you've ever told your mom, with their moms standing right next to them.
And with that said, please enjoy this special Mother's Day confessional.
What is the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?
Oh nooooooo.
What did I sign up for.
Ummm…
Me and my best friend used to sneak out, and go to drag queen shows.
What's the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?
That I wasn't out all night doing drugs.
News to me.
When?
High school.
What is the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?
Um, I love you.
What's the biggest lie you've told your mother?
Maybe that I didn't back into the neighbor's mail box.
Oh, I didn't know about that.
With her car.
My car?
What's one thing you've done that you've never told your mother?
I hit someone on accident, and I got a citation.
Was it really by accident?
No.
What's a lie that you've told your mom?
That I haven't taken her makeup...and I took a lot actually.
What makeup have you taken?
I've taken some lipsticks, and some foundation.
- And? - And some powder.
- And? - And mascara, and some eye shadow maybe.
- And? - Blush, I took some blush from her too.
What's the biggest lie you've ever told your mommy?
Um, I steal it.
What did you steal?
Daddy's wedding ring.
What? Daddy's wedding ring.
Where did you put your dad's wedding ring?
Under my pillow.
Was your husband freaking out?
Yeah, we ripped the house apart.
We were looking for it.
We kept asking him.
And he didn't tell us until we bribed him with ice cream where it was.
So you did know where it was.
Are you lying right now?
Can I go pee now?
Yes.
What's the worst thing you've done that you've never told your mom?
The first kiss.
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding.
That's not cool, dude.
Is he not allowed to kiss?
No, we're talking on the way home, yeah.
Was it worth it?
Yeah.
That's, no.
Now what's the biggest lie you ever told your mom when you are younger?
That I never smoked.
I used to take her cigarettes.
I used to light them on the stove in the kitchen and smoke them.
And then before she came home, I used to put the fans on in the house and get the smoke out of the house.
You really stole my cigarettes.
Oh you? I thought she said I told… my mom. No, her mom.
Oh okay. F***. It's another lie.
Yeah.
Wait. Did we just uncover that you smoke?
What's the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?
That she looked good in a dress even though she didn't.
That was a low blow.
What are you gonna give your mom for Mother's Day?
Um, flowers.
Maybe a new dress.
Burn that one.
Very good. Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Then click the button to subscribe to my channel.
And you'll finally be happy.
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【吉米秀】你對媽媽說過最大的謊言是什麼? (What's the Biggest Lie You Ever Told Your Mom?)

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Angela Hsu 發佈於 2017 年 10 月 9 日    Angela Hsu 翻譯    Kristi Yang 審核
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