Name: 達克斯-謝帕德在他的新寶寶，三角洲！。 (Dax Shepard on His New Baby, Delta!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:06:54.000Z
Duration: 4 min 32 s
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- This is your first kind of... you don't get--

because you have a brand new little baby at home.

- Uh-huh, like that big. - Wow, she's tiny.

- So you have to have a tiny-- - Less milk, smaller poops,

- And was it easier the second time around?

- Kristen, God bless her, was in labor for 33 hours.

There was a point-- - Wait, how long was she

- That's still a long time. - That's child's play.

And she got an epidural, like, hour 14, as you should.

It's still a car crash, and I'm in the passenger seat.

and I'm breathing, and I'm rubbing her back,

- And then, at the last minute, which was heart-breaking,

I have a healthy baby. Everything's great.

But I had been warned by a lot of different gentlemen,

"You might not want to watch the baby come out."

What they did not warn me about is the C-section,

So, there's a sheet, and then they go, "The baby's here!"

but then you notice your wife is completely disassembled.

And then, "Those are definitely intestines!"

And "Oh, my God, put her together correctly!"

I would rather see a school bus drive out of her vagina.

- There's nothing worse than seeing your partner

- Yeah, that is very intense. - But she's a super-healer.

Kristen, 'cause she's never smoked, never drank,

- As the knife's going through, it's--it's sealing.

- I'd still be in the hospital, probably.

- It's a good thing they didn't 'cause that'd be weird.

- 'Cause usually when they realize they're staying,

they're not happy about it. They usually--

But this was totally innocent on her part.

We're all eating dinner, and my mother says,

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達克斯-謝帕德在他的新寶寶，三角洲！。 (Dax Shepard on His New Baby, Delta!)

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