aauuuhd fuuuuck you

AHH FUCK

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and

once again it is very dark in my room

which means that it's time

for The Joy of Creation: Reborn.

Now this is an updated version of the game,

shoutout to Nikson on twitter, uh

who is the developer of this game, who helped

get me this early version

of the new update

which includes

both Bonnie...

right there;

and Foxy...

right there!

So this is gonna be an interesting exercise because

now there are "game modes"

with which I can explore.

So I'm gonna start with Freddy

uh, and I'm gonna see what the new game mode is for Freddy

and then I'm gonna move on to Bonnie and if there's enough time

I'm gonna move onto Foxy;

but we shall see

very soon.

So lets get into it..

*evil laughter*

Oh..

First floor: Ignited Freddy

is that the name of it?

That's a sweet name!

'Ignited Freddy'

Ignited by the flames of hell out his butthole... [ew?!]

Alright what do we got, Freddy-boo!?

Let's see, collect five objects within one minute

generic objects, they could be dildos, or an-

the timer is counting down right now holy shit

You didn't tell me that there was gonna be stuff

I don't know what obje- heEEY

OH GOD I'M DEAD ALREADY

aaAAAAAA

I didn't know that I was gonna be bothered!

woaahhh that didn't sound good

I LOVE THE FLAILING WILDLY OF MY ARMS

it kind of mimics the panic that I'm experiencing in this moment

AAAAAH

THERE'S AN OBJECT

oh god I'm dead

HIIIII

*Freddy screaming*

How you doin'?

WELL that went off to a poor start

wh-what the hell happened!?

I don't knoooow!

Oh, come on! Gimmie a god damn break here

I need to adjust my microphone

I'm just gonna die, that's all that's gonna happen to me

I'm gonna DIE a horrible DEATH

of death pOISONING

AH god damnit!

Ah, where's my flashlight?

[????] uh oh, that doesn't sound good

HEY, COME ON, MAN!

What the hell!?

Holy shit!

Uh, this ain't gonna go good.

Let my just whip my arms back and forth

WHIP MY ARMS BACK AND FORTH

Where's these god damn objects?

There's one, a baseball cap! Perfect-

aaaAAAAAAH

Oh god I got stuck in a wall I'm dead I'm dead

I'm dead I'm dead I'm DEAAAAD

uuuUUAAAH

THAT'S MODERATELY TERRIFYING

stop getting caught on doorways you dickbaAAAG

Is that another object? Yup, oh god

*whimper*

Two objects remaining? I dunno what, or where, they are

Oh boy, I think I lost him

nope, definitely not

nope, didn't lose him

nope, didn't lose him! Didn't lose him! Didn't lose him!

Almost out of time, probably gonna die

uaaah shit, was that an object to my left?

uh oh, objective failed!?

Good! Maybe I didn't want to!

Am I dead or something?

Is this where the slow, sweet embrace of death is gonna

encroach upon me?

Ohhhh, that was an object, a mug! Okay, then I-

*feet running* uh oh

HI BUDDY

No?

Change your mind?

I understand

*Mark groaning*

aha! Fooled ya!

*Freddy screaming*

Ah, okay, he hesitated a little bit

he didn't know if he wanted to hug me or murder me

That is...

god damn terrifying!

Just hearing him thumping behind me-

I'm gonna crank it up even louder, okay

So this time

I'm not gonna dick around

This is an object right here, isn't it? Yes it is

ah- ooh that's an object- heeEY

right away right away right away

holy shit

holy shiIIIit

okay

Yes, you

uh oh uh oH AH AH FUCK ME

OH MY GOD

I don't even know if I'm gonna-

*Freddy screaming* AAAAH FUCK

Oh! I thought I was away!

Thought I was away!

'Ready for Freddy?'

Uh, I don't know!

There's a Freddy poster right here!

Uh!

Wait a minute!

Uh oh!

Ohhh nooooo!

OHHH NOOOO!

OHH NOO- he's looking at a wall

Why are you- wha- uh- Freddy?

Freddy?

aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Alright, I'm just having fun.

Damnit! Ah, damn, one thing, again

aaAAAH

*melodic screaming*

Nope, can't find it.

I'M FUCKED!

Just that goddamn poster why is it so hard to find?

EAT ME!

*Freddy screaming*

Kill me I'm here!

Kill me!

I vant you to to eet

The collection mechanic is random

uh, even if they're in consistent places, but there's some slight randomness to it

so obviously they're distributed a little differently than they would be

but there is still some randomness to it

so it's kiiiind of

just a liiiittle douche-y

Just small element of douche

oh shit I need that

uh, he's a-comin'

Woah shit

Well, that's bad that's bad that's bad, of course

*banging*

NOPE I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead

I'm dead I'm dead I'm deaaaad

I'm deAAD I'M DEAD

[really sounded like he said dad]

No I'm not, okay, apparently I'm not

weeeeeee

I just- I missed out on a door that there was probably an item though [?]

because I- I had to run away from him, I couldn't have gone into dead end room

cause that would've been the DEATH

of MEE

Alright, there's another way around-

Ah!

See that? Okay

That there..

If I go this way..

in here

AHA!

GOT IT!

HA-HEY! I WIN! I'M A WINNER!

'Cause I eventually learned rathe- uh oh

oh shit

HIII

*Freddy screaming.. again*

Okay, WELL

I got that!

So that's good-

and now I'm gonna move onto Bon-bon!

Because Bon-bon, apparently, is different than Freddy

I don't know if that's in a good way, but we're gonna find out

what way that is.

So, bear with me..

Herewego

BONNIE! *slam*

CLUNK!

sqeeEEEAK

HI BONNIE! Nice eyeballs..

Let's- I- gimmie a big hug, there, Buddy-boo!

Alright, we're gonna go ahead and see what Bonnie's all about

Basement: Ignited Bonnie

Ooooh, different area!

I wonder why they're called 'ignited'?

I have a feeling it's going to be the same collection mechanic, but,

the only problem I have with the collection mechanic

is that it's random..

and I have to learn.

Yeah! See- see- collect items! Oh-

For some reason I can't move my goddamn mouse!

what?

Oh there we go!

Okay got it, don't worry!

It's fine!

Everything's fine!

..oh, everything is probably not fine.

ooh

Hi~

Should I be worried?

I think I am worried..

ooh boy.

Alright

A minute's not a lot of time!

Make it like twoooo minutes maybe?

I don't even see a single item here.

I'm just trying to go through a little calmly to get my bearings

but, oh! There's one.

Same thing, telephone.

Great..

For phone guy to call me in the deepest, darkest nights!

And then bug me..

Nuthin' yet..

Alright, I'm gonna let the time run out on this one

because I don't think I'm gonna be able to get through..

oh boy.

HEY BON-BON!

HEY BON-BON.

Ohhh it's my old friend Bon-bon.

Why is there a security camera down here?

Is this like, um,

supposed to be something?

With, uh, a Five Nights at Freddy's- ooh

Ohh, hi-

OH GOD

H-HOLY CRAP!

*Bonnie screaming*

Whaaaat!?

The back of my head got es'ploded up against the wall

you got a problem mate!?

You wanna fight!?

Oh god

Well that's moderately terrifying!

Alrighty then!

uh oh-

OHHHH

WHYYYY?

He didn't see me!

He couldn't've seen me!

Now, see I have a distinct problem with this!

uuuuUUUOOOOOOOKAY

THERE'S AN OBJECT!

IT'S A PHONE AGAIN! *distant footsteps*

AAAAAAH

aauuuhd fuuuuck you

AHH FUCK

Oh god damnit!

Hi Bonnie!

How you doin'?

*Markiplier noises*

Oh no-oh!

OH NO-OH!

AAAA fuck you

*Bonnie screaming*

How- th- the thunking

I can only assume that the chomping is

him biting off my frontal lobe..

I'm gonna give it one more try, actually,

I just wanted to see what would happen if that happened

I mean- I don't know why I expected anything different, than

sudden and instantaneous death..

That's the phone, isn't it?

Oh!

Heeeey! Found somethin'!

It's good to have somethin'!

Haven't been able to found nothin', found somethin'! [what]

Good, okay, and then the phone's gonna be right over here then..

Okaay..

I guess I could take this as a training day.

And I'm assuming that Bonnie is probably guarding

all the good stuff..

over in HIS area!

Oh- another phone!?

Shit, two phones!

uh oh-

that didn't sound good.

I can't rightly tell which way he's coming down-

oh I don't like this

uh- oh- ba ba ba ba-

[?????]

uh oh-

Okay, I've gone this way..

I have..

*footsteps getting louder*

Moderately terrifying..