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搭滴滴答答 喔

We're not doing that anymore.

我們現在沒有搞那一段了

Sorry

抱歉

Shh! shh Shhh

噓！ 噓 噓

It's starting

要開始啦

How Star Wars The Force Awakens Should Have Ended

讓我見識黑暗面

Show me the dark side

然後我會完成你所開始的事...

and I will finish what you started...

外公

Grandfather.

我也有外孫嗎？！？！

*gasp*

尤達！歐比王！

I have a grandson too!?!?

你知道嗎?

Yoda! OB-1!

我當外公啦！！！

Guess what!

天啊！這下真的是沒完沒了. 這真是太棒啦！！！！！

I'm a grandpa!!!

叛徒！

Oh my gosh! This is never going to end. This is amazing!

啥？

Traitor!

耶！

huh?

哇哈哈哈哈哈哈！

Yeah!

呃阿！

muahahaahaha!

你問我們有沒有試過重新開機是什麼意思？

AAAAAGH!

我確定他們為了啟動它已經什麼都試過了

(BB-8 sounds)

哇哇哇哇！

What do you mean did you try turning him off and on again?

喔！感謝造物主！

I'm sure they have tried everything to revive him.

R2，我們以為你已經完蛋了！

WoooaaaaaaaAAAAAow!

戲劇化的入場！

Oh! Thank the maker!

我們沒時間搞那一套了，我們想要找路克主人！

(R2D2 sounds)

她的原力很強！雖然未經訓練但是比她想像的要強大！

R2, we thought you were done for!

幫我把寶貝帶來！

(R2-D2 sounds)

遵命，最高領袖！

A dramatic entrance!

你是指那個女孩對吧？

We don't have time for that! We are trying to find Master Luke!

寶貝！

She is strong with the force! Untrained but stronger than she knows!

你會幫我鬆綁並且開門離去

Bring me the precious!

我會將你鬆綁而且開門離去

Yes, Supreme Leader.

然後你會護送我到一台可以駕著逃離這裡的船上吧？

You are talking about the girl, correct?

我會護送你到一台可以駕著逃離這裡的船上

Precious!

噢耶！！

You will remove these restraints and leave with the cell door open.

這是死星

I will remove these restraints and leave with the cell door open.

這是第二顆死星

And you will escort me to a ship that I can escape in?!

這是弒星者基地

And I will escort you to a ship that you can escape in.

這是陷阱！

*gasp*

我們不能直接叫他死星三號嗎？

Woohoohoo!

根本是一模一樣的東西只是大了一點！

This was the Death Star

說真的！

This was the second one

現在我們要怎麼把護盾關掉？

And this is Starkiller Base

我可以把護盾關掉，但是必須在星球上面關

*gasps* It's a trap!

我們會帶你去那

Can we just call it Death Star 3?

怎麼帶？

It's the same exact thing just bigger!

如果我跟你說了你也不會喜歡聽

I mean seriously!

護盾有他的局部更新頻率

Now, how do we take down the shields?

所以可以擋掉所有慢於光速的物體

I can disable the shields, but I have to be on the planet.

我們要用光速降落？

We'll get you there.

怎麼做？！

How?

如果我們以光速穿透護盾

If I told you, you wouldn't like it.

你在我們墜毀之前哪有時間跳脫光速...

The shields have a fractional refresh rate.

就是現在！

Keeps anything traveling slower than light speed from getting through.

天啊！

We're gonna make our landing approach at light speed?!

喔...還真是個好主意

Raaawr!

關掉護盾！

How?!

否則我就把你頭上戴的水桶給轟了！

If we pass through the shields AT the speed of light...

喔，你說關掉護盾嗎？

how can you even have enough time to drop out of the speed of light before crashing into the..

我以為你說「警告所有人你們來了」

And NOW!

阿丘

Oh my!

我們完蛋了

Well... so much for that idea.

你需要老師！

Shut the shields down!

我可以教你.. *原力迷昏！*

Or I'll blow that bucket off your head!

哈哈哈！

Oh. Did you say shut down the shields?

正中要害，你又中計了！

I thought you said, "Alert everyone to your presence!"

我贏了！

Chewy.

我知道我該做什麼

We're screwed.

可是我不知道我有沒有足夠力量去做

Growl

你可以幫我嗎？

You need a teacher!

任何事我都可以幫你

I can show you the FORCE FEINT!

驚喜！

Ha Ha!

班！

Oh in your face! You fell for it again!

噢.......！

I win!

太弱了！

Na Na Na Na na na na na na!

不！！！！

I know what I have to do

為什麼？

but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.

為什麼？

Will you help me?

你從哪冒出來的，路克？！

Anything.

我在那個島上太無聊了

Surprise!!!

你為何不先射他，老兄？

Ben!

他是我兒子阿！

Oooooooh!

他本來要殺掉你

Weak!

你怎麼知道！？

Uuuuugh!

你們有危險我一向都可以預知到

NOOOOOOOO!

這是我的天賦.

Why!?

唉

WHY?!?!

莉亞會氣瘋的！

Where did you come from, Luke?!

哇！你好辣！

Got bored on my island.

什麼？！

Why didn't you shoot first, man?!

噁心！

He was my boy!

我們可能是親戚耶！

He was going to kill you.

反正我一向都不管那個！

How do you know that?!

好啦! 掰！

I always sense when you guys are in danger...

我們來玩個遊戲

It's kind of my thing.

數一到三然後說出你最喜歡的東西

*sigh*

不要想太多，說名字就好

Leia's gonna be pissed!

好的！

Wow! You're hot!

1....2....3....

What?!

藍恐獸！藍恐獸!

Gross!

銀河裡最辣的裝扮！

We could be related!

奴隸莉亞的金色比基尼！奴隸莉亞的金色比基尼！

Never bothered me before!

如果你是小妞, 在銀河系裡你最想跟誰上床？

Okay! Byyyyyye!

藍多卡瑞辛！藍多卡瑞辛！

Let's play a game

啥？！

One the count of three name your favorite creature.

我們剛剛變成最好的朋友嗎？

Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready?

沒錯！

Okay!

我們忘記了我們正被射擊嗎？

One... Two... Three...

沒錯！

Rancor! Rancor!

麻煩來個維修機器人!!

Hottest clothing in the galaxy!

哈哈哈哈！

Slave Leia Costume! Slave Leia Costume!

我得加進這個

If you were a chick, who's the one guy in the whole galaxy you'd sleep with?

哈哈哈阿

Lando Calrissian! Lando Calrissian!

我喜歡你的眼睛

WHAT?!

Did we just become best friends!?

YEP!

Did we forget we're being shot at?

YEP!

Droid Please!

hahahaha!

I had to add that.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I love your eyes.

RAWR!