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  • Ah! All right!

  • Okay, we are all in for a big treat.

  • Our next guest is making her starring debut

  • in Baz Luhrmann's musical remake of "Blade Runner."

  • This is also her first time on our show.

  • Please welcome, ladies and gentlemen,

  • Amy Lake Blively!

  • Thank you!

  • (applause)

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • Oh, wow!

  • Wowie, wowie, wowie, wowie.

  • That's you, right there, right there.

  • That's your cup, that's you.

  • Wow, what a great crowd.

  • Wow, Amy, you look stunning!

  • Thank you. (laughing)

  • Cliffley, I'm so excited to be here.

  • Oh, really? Yeah, you look excited.

  • Does she look excited? She look excited?

  • No, this is my favorite TV show.

  • Oh, really?

  • My absolute favorite TV show.

  • I've been watching this since I was, like, 16.

  • So, like, two years ago? (laughs)

  • Stop it! Stop it!

  • (rim shot)

  • I have to just tell you, I'm, like, a little nervous,

  • because I have always had the biggest crush on you.

  • (laughing)

  • Hold on, I need to call my wife.

  • Uh, Darflyn, it's over.

  • Ah-ca-clank!

  • Err, kink! Huh, gaa!

  • (gunshot, then rim shot)

  • Seriously, that dress, that dress!

  • No.

  • Look at the dress.

  • Give me a break. Oo-hoo-hoo, no!

  • (makes steaming noises)

  • No, I-- I feel so awkward in it,

  • I don't even know how to sit, like, look.

  • I don't know-- I sat down,

  • I was like, I don't even know how to sit in it.

  • I don't know.

  • (burlesque music playing)

  • I don't know how to sit.

  • How do I sit?

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

  • (impersonates Jimmy Durante) Ha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

  • But no, I am like such a tomboy.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • I usually just wear, like, sweatpants if I'm home,

  • or my favorite team's jersey.

  • Mm-hmm?

  • Or I'm naked, I'm just--

  • Uh-oh! Liftoff! Yo, Darflyn!

  • (laughter)

  • (vocalizing) Am I right?

  • (rim shot)

  • Yo!

  • I'm sorry, it is so cold in here.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Yeah.

  • I just-- I have this thing

  • that's like very unique to just me.

  • Uh-huh?

  • Where I'm always cold.

  • Uh-huh?

  • I was voted

  • in high school "Most Cold."

  • Wow!

  • Would you like my jacket?

  • Ohh! Really?

  • Should I give her my jacket?

  • Should I give her my jacket?

  • Should I give her my jacket?

  • (applause)

  • Give it to her!

  • (speaking gibberish) Should I give her my jacket?

  • Should I give her my jacket?

  • You are such the best gentleman!

  • I'll give you my jacket.

  • There we go, there we go.

  • It's so big on me.

  • Just like... (peeping)

  • Where'd she go?

  • "Chivalby" is alive and well here.

  • Unfortunately, so is Darflyn, hey-o!

  • (laughter)

  • Yo, Darflyn, I just got you a necklace, hello!

  • (glass breaking)

  • So, I understand you just had a birthday.

  • Is that, uh...?

  • Oh, yes,

  • that is so true.

  • Okay, this is such a funny and interesting story.

  • So, me and all my girlfriends

  • went to a nature preserve.

  • Mmm.

  • In Fiji.

  • It's an island!

  • Everybody has to go.

  • You can afford it!

  • So, they have these underprivileged dolphins.

  • Oh, no.

  • Yeah, this one dolphin, Windy,

  • one day we just, like, locked eyes

  • and he just, like, went down on me.

  • Now, did that, uh, make your boyfriend jealous?

  • My boyfriend-- yeah, right.

  • The only man in my life

  • is my labradoodle Eva Braun.

  • Aw, pretty name.

  • I'm told my idea of a perfect evening at home

  • is just, like, staying at home and just, like,

  • baking for my best girlfriends,

  • and just, like, reading comic books.

  • That's why I'm so excited...

  • Yeah.

  • about Baz's "Blade Runner,"

  • because I've always been a huge sci-fi freak.

  • I am, like, so embarrassed to tell you guys this,

  • but my favorite movie ever,

  • like, my favorite movie of all time--

  • this is so embarrassing, is "Star Wars."

  • (cheers and applause)

  • You know what that means!

  • Looks like someone in the audience is the winner

  • of our Dannon Yogurt sweepstakes.

  • We'll be right back.

  • Hello, desert?

  • Get ready for Darflyn's body.

  • Click!

Ah! All right!

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