字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Ah! All right! Okay, we are all in for a big treat. Our next guest is making her starring debut in Baz Luhrmann's musical remake of "Blade Runner." This is also her first time on our show. Please welcome, ladies and gentlemen, Amy Lake Blively! Thank you! (applause) Oh, my goodness. Oh, wow! Wowie, wowie, wowie, wowie. That's you, right there, right there. That's your cup, that's you. Wow, what a great crowd. Wow, Amy, you look stunning! Thank you. (laughing) Cliffley, I'm so excited to be here. Oh, really? Yeah, you look excited. Does she look excited? She look excited? No, this is my favorite TV show. Oh, really? My absolute favorite TV show. I've been watching this since I was, like, 16. So, like, two years ago? (laughs) Stop it! Stop it! (rim shot) I have to just tell you, I'm, like, a little nervous, because I have always had the biggest crush on you. (laughing) Hold on, I need to call my wife. Uh, Darflyn, it's over. Ah-ca-clank! Err, kink! Huh, gaa! (gunshot, then rim shot) Seriously, that dress, that dress! No. Look at the dress. Give me a break. Oo-hoo-hoo, no! (makes steaming noises) No, I-- I feel so awkward in it, I don't even know how to sit, like, look. I don't know-- I sat down, I was like, I don't even know how to sit in it. I don't know. (burlesque music playing) I don't know how to sit. How do I sit? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! (impersonates Jimmy Durante) Ha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. But no, I am like such a tomboy. Oh, yeah? I usually just wear, like, sweatpants if I'm home, or my favorite team's jersey. Mm-hmm? Or I'm naked, I'm just-- Uh-oh! Liftoff! Yo, Darflyn! (laughter) (vocalizing) Am I right? (rim shot) Yo! I'm sorry, it is so cold in here. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I just-- I have this thing that's like very unique to just me. Uh-huh? Where I'm always cold. Uh-huh? I was voted in high school "Most Cold." Wow! Would you like my jacket? Ohh! Really? Should I give her my jacket? Should I give her my jacket? Should I give her my jacket? (applause) Give it to her! (speaking gibberish) Should I give her my jacket? Should I give her my jacket? You are such the best gentleman! I'll give you my jacket. There we go, there we go. It's so big on me. Just like... (peeping) Where'd she go? "Chivalby" is alive and well here. Unfortunately, so is Darflyn, hey-o! (laughter) Yo, Darflyn, I just got you a necklace, hello! (glass breaking) So, I understand you just had a birthday. Is that, uh...? Oh, yes, that is so true. Okay, this is such a funny and interesting story. So, me and all my girlfriends went to a nature preserve. Mmm. In Fiji. It's an island! Everybody has to go. You can afford it! So, they have these underprivileged dolphins. Oh, no. Yeah, this one dolphin, Windy, one day we just, like, locked eyes and he just, like, went down on me. Now, did that, uh, make your boyfriend jealous? My boyfriend-- yeah, right. The only man in my life is my labradoodle Eva Braun. Aw, pretty name. I'm told my idea of a perfect evening at home is just, like, staying at home and just, like, baking for my best girlfriends, and just, like, reading comic books. That's why I'm so excited... Yeah. about Baz's "Blade Runner," because I've always been a huge sci-fi freak. I am, like, so embarrassed to tell you guys this, but my favorite movie ever, like, my favorite movie of all time-- this is so embarrassing, is "Star Wars." (cheers and applause) You know what that means! Looks like someone in the audience is the winner of our Dannon Yogurt sweepstakes. We'll be right back. Hello, desert? Get ready for Darflyn's body. Click!
A2 初級 美國腔 艾米-舒默的內心 - 名人訪談 (Inside Amy Schumer - Celebrity Interview) 613 6 Cherie 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字