You hold in your hand

a sword that shoots laser beams

Won't you feel like a man

dressed up like Peter Pan

on a quest greater than your dreams

Than your dreams, than your dreams

fleemy geemy deemy

Super Mario RPG

The game is the only one just for me

When I play the game, I get lost in a phase

Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze

The theme song from the Dark World

It's a dark place

That's menacing

And dark

(Really dark)

Shapes made of four colored blocks

Shapes made of four colored blocks

like a T or a box

You can place them in rows

but everybody knows

That they made this game for chicks

Your mom loves it

Mine does too

Call me sexist

bitch it's still true!

(just kidding)

Bike

Nigga stole my bike

Nigga stole my bike

Nigga stole my bike!

I am Mega Man

I'm blue and cyan

The creation of Dr. Light

or "Right" if you are from Japan

Also known as Rockman

My Mega Buster can cut the mustard

I'm a flustered amputee

POW! POW!

Eight robot bosses in eight levels

dishevel and revel in devilry

I'll steal their weaponry

Final Fantasy is an RPG

The only one that I need

It's the RPG for me

Final Fantasy is all that I play

All other games are lame

It puts them all to shame!

I only play games that are popular

I only buy the games the magazines tell me to buy!

That way I know I get good games for sure

I may have a shallow mind

but you can kiss my

behind!

Punch punch falcon punch

Fa fa-fa-falcon punch punch punch

Punch punch falcon punch

Pa-pa-pa pa pa pa Fal-con Punch!