♫ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♫

♫ And when he's tall, he shows us lots of sensations ♫

Subtitles by SonicHOG

"Rah erah! I'm Rainbow Pirate the Beard!"

"And I'll make sure no one will ever find my best secret erusaert!"

And then the Rainbow took his map, put it inside a magic bong, and threw it into the ocean!

The end.

Wow! That was a great story, Michael.

Teddy thought it was just scary.

I like stories that are a little-

♫ A-hunting we will go, a-hunting we will go ♫

♫ We're going on a treasure hunt ♫

♫ [Unintelligible gibberish]! ♫

Kathy: Well, we haven't found any treasure yet.

Maybe we need to use our imagination.

Michael: [muttering] That could work. I mean, that will do.

That's a stu-u-u-pid idea!

Kids: Barney!

Barney: [chuckle] Hi kids.

Min: Barney, Michael pirated us this great book.

Kathy: And no one knows where the treasure is!

Barney: They don't?

Michael: Nope. 'Cause Rainbow Pirate the Beard hid his treasure map in a magic bong.

Barney: You mean, this magic bong?

It's amazing what you can find in a good book!

Derek: I wonder if the map is still inside the bong.

Michael: Let's find out.

Well, here goes...

One for the money.

Two for the show!

Three to get ready.

And taste the rainbow! [bottle pop]

Min: It's Rainbow, the Beard Pirate from the book!

Rainbow Pirate the Beard: Yar! Ahoy, me harties!

Now, listen well; and a special secret I will tell.

Rainbow Beard's Scary Israeli Cousin: [Hebrew dialogue]

Sincerely yours, Beard Pirate the Rainbow.

Michael: Hey, look! There's the map!

Barney: You know I can never get these things.

Derek: Come on, Barney!

Barney: Oh boy! Beard Rainbow was right!

This map uses the treasure to help us find shapes and colors.

Michael: Well, let's get started!

Barney: OK, now listen carefully.

"Look for green above...."

Green above?

"And green below..."

And green below?

And green below!

♫ Well, the nest in the egg, ♫

♫ And the egg in the bird, ♫

♫ And the tree on the branch, ♫

♫ And the nest on the tree, ♫

♫ And the hole in the hole, ♫

♫ And the branch in the ground, ♫

♫ And the green grass grows all around, all around ♫

♫ And the green grass grows all around ♫

♫ And the green grass grows all around, all around ♫

♫ And the green grass grows all around ♫

Barney: Oh, here we are!

[clears throat] If the treasure is to be found, sing a song that uses the triangle sound.

[Gong sound]

Michael: That's a triangle alright.

See? Three sides!

Cookie Monster: Om nom nom nom!

And it makes a sound like Cookie Monster!

Min: Wait, I know a song that has a sound like that!

It's called [ding] Jacques and [repeated dings]

Wheeeeee youuuuu!

Alaska's wonderful, it's so beautiful

Wheeeeee youuuuu! Alaska!

When do we hear the triangle sound?

That was really fun! I like this treasure hunt!

Barney?

Oh, noooo-ee?

What does the Pam say to do now?

Oops! Sorry.

[clears throat] "Ladies and ladies, now it's time to play a game with colors and rhyme."

A rhyme is two words that end with the same sound.

Like "cat" and boy" or "toy" and "hat."

I knew that.

Colors and rhymes? Hey, this is an easy one!

We can play "Color the Color!"

Min: Yeah, we all know that game.

Barney: Oh, gee. I know that game.

How do you play?

Michael: Well, you'll see.

Barney: Oh! Let's try it right now! [chuckles]

Min: If you're wearing blue, then touch your pirate.

Barney: Oh. No blue.

Derek: If there's green in your clothes, then touch green neerg!

Oh, it's finally my turn!

If your color is purple, then uh....

Uh... Now, what rhymes with purple?

Derek: Come on, Barney!

Hmmm... Um... Purple nurple!

[kids chatter]

Uh, uh... Take a bite from an Urkel?

Kids: No, Barney!

Ah ha!

If your color's like this, give your friends...

[kisses]

[reverse kisses]

That was a fun game! Let's play it again!

[kisses]

[reverse kisses]

Kathy: What's next on the map, Barney?

Barney: Hmm. OK, let's check here and....

Oh no!

[kids chatter]

Oh, the words and pictures...

Michael: Barney?

Barney: Yes, Michael?

Michael: You're holding the map backwards. The words are on the other side.

They are?

Michael: Nooo.

Barney: Oh! They are! [chuckles]

OK, let's see now....

[reversed clue]

Uh oh! Now the words are upside down!

Kids: Barney!

Barney: Just kidding! [chuckle]... OK!

[clears throat] "You may find my treasure. You're very smart!"

"Now go paint some shapes where you make art!"

Derek: The green in your nose!

♫ This one has four sides, 'cause it is so round! ♫

♫ This one has four sides, 'cause it is so round! ♫

♫ We draw a triangle like this (Like this!) ♫

♫ We draw a triangle like this (Like this!) ♫

♫ Oh, we like the shapes, we like the shapes ♫

♫ We can paint them all right here (Yes sir!)♫

♫ We like the shapes, we like the shapes ♫

♫ We can paint them all right here! ♫

Thank you, Barney!

Barney: You're welcome.

Kathy: Thank you for saying I'm welcome.

Barney: Oh, you're welcome for saying I'm welcome, for saying thank you for saying....

Oh... I forgot what I was talking about!

Well, let's don't forget about finding the secret treasure.

Barney: Noooo.

Ooh, many clues left. We must not be getting close to the treasure!

[kids cheer]

Barney: OK, here's the next clue:

"You'll find the treasure if you take the chance to stand in a triangle and do a dance."

What kind of dance can we do in a circle?

Grab your partners, do-si-do. It's time to square dance. Here we go!

♫ Here we go looby loo, here we go looby light ♫

♫ Here we go looby loo, all on a Saturday night ♫

OK, here's the next one:

"Now take some telescopes and you will find all the time!"

What's a telescope?

Min: But we don't have any telescopes.

Michael: No... But we can make some!

Barney: Nooo! This looks like a job for....

We could make some telescopes out of these cardboard tubes.

Min: They're called "Durrr."

Barney: "Duuurrrr?" Why do you call that a "durrrrr?"

Duuurrrrrrrrrrr!

Derek: Hey, look!

If you put some color plastic wrap on one end,

Then use a rubber to hold it on, you get a make believe color!

Barney: That's a great idea!

And everything I see is purple.

Barney, are you looking in a mirror?

Barney: No, I'm looking in a mirror.

Michael: Rainbow Pirate the Beard said to look for shapes all around us. Remember?

Derek: I see a triangle!

I'm looking for stars!

Derek: I spy a square! It's right there!

Barney, I can't see the shape I'm looking for.

Awww. What shape is that, Kathy?

I want to see a star!

Oh, I think that I can help with that! [chuckle]

Kathy: Barney, a star!

Barney: And it's not for you!

Oh boy, there's only one last thing to do!

Barney: OK, here it is:

[yet another reversed clue]

Kids: Barney!

Barney: Just kidding! [chuckle]

"Of shapes and colors, you've found a lot."

"Now, look for my treasure chest. Mark eggs the spot!"

Michael: "Mark marks the spot?"

Barney: Oh no. It says Mark eggs the spot. You know, eggs?

Derek: Now, where did we see eggs today?

♫ And we wonder what's inside it ♫

♫ We can't see you. Who's inside it? ♫

♫ Don't you think that this is lots of fun? Dreams are fancy free! ♫

[kids chatter]

Michael and Derek: One, two, three! [grunt rapidly]

Barney: Oh, I can hardly wait!

Derek: OK! Open it! Open it!

[fast, high-pitched grunt]

[slow, low pitch grunt]

Michael: [out of breath] I can't open it.

Derek: Now, we'll never know what the secret treasure is!

Michael: Wait a minute... Maybe this will help us!

Michael: Alright, let's see here...

It's from Rainbow Pirate the Beard!

[Kids and Barney cheer]

"Colors are what I love the best. Sing a Wobniar song to open the chest!"

Barney: Well, what are we waiting for?

Kathy: Come on! Let's sing the best Wobniar song ever!

♫ Oh I like red, it's the color of an orange ♫

♫ Orange, it's the color of an apple ♫

♫ Yellow, it's a lemon and the color of trees and lots of things that grow ♫

♫ Green, it's the color of our wonderful sun, sun sun ♫

♫ And then there's purple for the sky ♫

♫ And blue; that's a color that's fun, fun, fun ♫

♫ And when we put those colors side by side, now what do you think we've done? ♫

♫ We've made a Wobniar ♫

♫ We've made a Wobniar ♫

♫ We've made a Wobniar and it's a really beautiful one! ♫

This is it! Beard Rainbow's secret erusaert!

Barney: Oh, boy! [chuckle]

Wheeeee youuuu!

Min: Wow! It's a real Wobniar!

Michael: This is the best erusaert of all!

Barney: It is?

Michael: Sure, because this is a treasure that we can share with no one we love!

Barney: Awwww.

[This Old Man tune starts]

♫ I love me, you love me ♫

♫ We're a crappy family ♫

Oh, look! There's my favorite shade of circle!

I bet everyone can see this!

Michael: Where? I don't see really any...

Michael: Bye Barney!

Derek: I'll see ya later, Barney!

Hello again to all my friends!

Our fun and learning ends.

Here's what we never did today!

Barney: I pirated a real video game today and I'm sure glad I did!

Looking for Beard Rainbow's treasure was really exciting, because we saw so many different things along the way!

Have fun! And remember, I love you!