How weird!

尷尬囉！

He's dating someone?

你說他在跟別人約會？

Since when?

什麼時候？

But is it like serious dating or just like one of those things that's gonna fizzle out in the next month?

這次認真的嗎？還是跟之前一樣撐不到一個月吧？

I wonder if she's met his parents yet.

我想知道她見他父母了沒。

I wonder if his mom likes her.

也想知道他媽媽會不會喜歡她。

His mom would love me.

我覺得他媽媽一定會喜歡我。

How could he cheat on me and destroy our hypothetical relationship like this?

他怎麼能這樣玩弄我的感情，破壞我的幻想呢？

But he's my boyfriend.

他是我的男友耶！

He just, you know, doesn't know it yet.

只是他自己還不知道而已。

It's okay, it's okay. He just needs to kiss a few frogs before he finds his perfect princess.

沒關係，他只是在遇到他心中完美的公主前需要親一些青蛙罷了。

My daydreams never anticipated this.

我的白日夢中沒有夢到這些。

But like... what?

但是...什麼？

Damn, she's cute. But, I mean, I'm like cuter than her, obviously.

天哪，她好可愛，但很明顯地我比她可愛很多。

Okay, cool. Yeah, just time for me to make a date with my old friend Netflix and Ben & Jerry's.

OK，非常好。是時候來和我的舊朋友 Netflix 和 Ben & Jerry's 約個會了。

My two main men.

我最主要的兩個男人。

I can't stop staring. This is too weird.

我忍不住一直看他們，這真是太奇怪了，

Oh, gosh, they see me staring, they see me staring... hi!

喔不，他們看到我一直在看他們了...嗨！

Act natural, just smile and pretend that you're totally not losing it inside.

必須表現自然一點，強顏歡笑吧！

Ah, they seem nice enough.

呼...他們看起來還蠻登對的啦！

I just feel like he won't be truly happy without me by his side.

我想沒有我在他身邊，他並不會真正的快樂。

So really I'm just looking out for his happiness.

所以其實我只是為了他的幸福著想。

I swear, if she breaks his heart I'm gonna break her skull.

我發誓，如果她傷了他的心，我一定打爆她的頭。

Actually, if they break up, I could be the rebound chick.

老實說，如果他們真的分手了，我也是可以幫他療傷啦！

I'll be his shoulder to cry on when it all goes downhill.

情況真的很糟的話，我可以讓他哭倒在我的肩膀上。

Please break up, please break up, please break up, please break up...

拜託你們分手吧！拜託分手，拜託分手，拜託分手...

I feel bad for wanting them to break up, but at the same time I don't.

我覺得希望他們分手的自己很壞，但好像又沒那麼壞。

Sorry not sorry.

真是抱歉啊！

He is missing out on true love by not being with me.

他已經錯過他的真愛，因為他不是和我在一起。

Am I morally opposed to being a side chick?

道德上我是反對當小三的嗎？

Yeah, yeah. I'm opposed to it.

是啊，我是反對的。

But just by a little bit.

但就那麼一點反對。

Oh, wow, you guys are cute. Yeah, so cute, so cute.

喔你們兩個真可愛。真可愛。

You guys have a really cute friendship!

你們的關係真好呢！

Oh, no, that's not platonic at all.

喔不，不要這樣，這樣一點都不柏拉圖式了。

I'm not jealous. I'm totally not jealous right now!

我沒有在嫉妒。我現在完全沒有在嫉妒！

Okay, maybe I'm a teeny bit jealous.

好吧，可能有那麼一點點嫉妒。

Why did nobody tell me about this?

為什麼沒有人告訴我呢？

I should be the first one to know!

我應該是要第一個知道的啊！

It's okay, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

算了沒關係，天涯何處無芳草。

Yeah, except, only some fish are in the right age group and region of the world and personality that you're looking for.

雖然...只有部分人的年齡、居住地和個性與你相符。

You know what, I'll find a new crush to obsess over, ok?

你知道的，我會找到新的愛人。

How about that guy?

那個人如何？

Nope, he turned around, that's my teacher.

喔不，他轉身了，那是我的老師。

If I had even an ounce of music ability, I could make a killer song right now.

如果我有一絲絲音樂才能，我現在就能做出一首殺手之歌。

I need to learn everything about this girl.

我想要知道更多關於那女孩的事。

I'm smiling through the pain.

我會強顏歡笑。

This is a prank, right? Am I being filmed right now?

這只是惡作劇對吧？現在有攝影機在拍我吧？

Don't mind me, I'm just gonna lock myself in my room for the next 48 hours.

別管我，我要在房間獨處個 48 小時。

Cool, now I can be a third wheel on dinners with my crush.

我想我現在可以當我愛人晚餐時的電燈泡了。

Oh wow, she's perfect, huh? You've never seen someone with better hair? Really, never? That's so funny.

喔，她真完美，是吧？你絕對沒看過髮型這麼好看的人吧？真的沒有？怎麼可能？

I object to this.

我才不相信。

Why didn't he ask me for my blessing before they started dating?

為什麼他們在一起前沒有來請我給他們一個祝福呢？

Wow, this has been a truly great reminder of how single I am.

哇，這徹底地提醒我現在孓然一身。

Don't mind me over here, just working on my future, adopting 30 cats.

別管我了，我會繼續過我的人生，領養 30 隻貓之類的。

Well, that's it for today guys. I hope you enjoyed the 50 thoughts you have when you realize your crush is dating someone else.

今天就到這啦！希望你們喜歡「關於你發現你的暗戀的人交男/女友會有的 50 種想法」

I don't know about you guys, but I sure have been there.

我不曉得你們會如何想，但這是我的親身經歷。

If you have any other thoughts by the way, leave them in the comments below. I want to read them, and see what you guys think compared to me.

如果你有其他的想法，可以在底下留言給我，我想聽聽你們的經歷！我想聽聽你們的經歷！

I'm sure we all have fairly similar experiences with that stuff.

我相信我們都有很多類似的經驗。

But other than that, if you guys liked this video, please give it a big thumbs up, and don't forget to hit that subscribe button if you haven't already that way you can know when I post new videos which is about every week.

另外，如果你們喜歡這個影片，請幫我按一個讚，如果還沒訂閱我的頻道別忘記訂閱我哦！這樣在我每個禮拜上傳新影片時你就會知道了。

Also, my social media links are in the downbar below. There's Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

同時我的社群連結會放在下方欄位，有 Twitter、Instagram、Snapchat 和 Facebook。

Other than that, thank you guys so much for watching! And I'll see you guys next week! Byyeeee!

最後，非常謝謝你們收看，下禮拜再見，掰掰！