Pop

Six Squish

Un-uh

Lipschitz! Pop, Six, Squish

Un-uh Lipschitz!

Pop, six, squish, un-uh

Lipschitz! Pop, six, squish, un-uh

Lipschitz! They, had it comin', They had it comin'

They only had themselves to blame.

If you'd have been there,

If you'd have been there, If you'da seen it,

I betcha you would have done the same.

Ya ever have those days,

when hearing people kinda get you down? Like the other day,

I'm interpreting at the gun shop, and this hearing guy keeps saying,

"Tell her ...", "Tell her ..." [Audience Laughs]

[Laughing]

So I'm gettin' real angry

So I'm gettin' really irritated,

and I asked him

to "please address the customer directly."

[Laughing from Audience] And he keeps

saying, "Tell her ...". So I took the shotgun off the wall

and I fired two warning shots -

[Cheers from Audience]

- into his head!

They had it coming. He had it coming.

He only had himself to blame.

If you'da been there, If you'da seen it,

I betcha you would have done the same. Background Singers: He had it coming...

So me an this other interpreter are doing a job, and she comes to me

before the job and says, "I don't do voicing ..."

"I don't do videos..." [Audience Laughs]

"And, I don't do vulgarity."

Well, she was supposed to interpret first, but

for the first two hours, I ended up interpreting a videotape of a Deaf person -

swearing!

[Audience Laughing]

Finally, when she gets up to interpret, she asks me

to "be a sweetie" and get her some water.

So, I came back from break with a drink for her.

Do you know some interpreters just can't hold their arsenic?

[Giggles]

He had it coming,

He had it coming,

He took a flower in its prime. And, then he used it, and he abused it -

It was a murder, but not a crime!

So, I'm standing in the kitchen, carving up some

chicken for dinner, and my husband, Wilber, walks in and ask me what I've done.

"Work," I said.

He said, "Screw the Code of Ethics, tell me where!"

So, I did.

And, then he ran into my knife -

He ran into my knife ten times!

[Audience Laughs]

He had it coming,

He had it coming. He only had himself to blame.

If you'da been there,

If you'da seen it, I betcha you would have done the same.

So me and some other interpreters

are at a workshop, and we go to a store to get something to eat.

Well the clerk overhears us, and is like "Oh, ASL! I know ASL."

"This is ASL."

And we're all tryin' tell her that she's wrong -

But, she pipes up and said, "Look, I took two semesters in college -

and, this is ASL."

So, I gave her some ASL of my own!

[Choking]

The dirty bum ... Bum, bum, bum, bum.

They had it comin' ...

They had it comin' ...

They only had themselves to blame. If you'da been there,

If you'da seen it, I betcha you would have done the same.

I betcha you would have done

the same!

[Cheers from Audience]

[Whistling from Audience]

( Thanks RID members, for being so supportive!)

They had it comin' ...