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  • ♪ (punk rock music) ♪

    ♪ (龐克搖滾樂) ♪

  • - (Finebros) Okay, so we are not having you react to a video

    - (哥倆好主持人) 好的,這一集你不用看影片

  • for this episode. - I'm scared.

    我好害怕!

  • - (Finebros) Instead, you're reacting to this!

    - (哥倆好主持人) 不過,你要操作「這個東西」!

  • - Oh my god! You've gotta be kidding me.

    我的老天!你在開玩笑吧!

  • - It's a Dell. Not the singer, but A Dell.

    這是戴爾電腦,不是歌手的那個艾黛兒

  • - I see these in old libraries.

    我曾經在舊圖書館裡面看過這個

  • - Are these the ones that take floppy disks inside of them?

    這個就是可以讓你放軟碟片進去的東西嗎?

  • - The fact that the monitor is bigger than the actual computer itself,

    這個東西的螢幕甚至比主機還要大台

  • that says a lot.

    不是普通大

  • - I have no clue what year this is from,

    我完全沒頭緒這到底那個年代的產物

  • but I feel like this is before I was born.

    但是我直覺它年紀比我還大

  • - We had one of these for a really short time,

    很久之前它曾經短暫出現在我家過

  • 'cause then we finally upgraded.

    後來我們就換新電腦了

  • - Okay, like the first computer ever made?

    好的...有點像是史上第一部電腦?

  • - (Finebros) The first computer ever made would be the size of this room.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 史上第一部電腦跟這個房間一樣大

  • (laughing) - Okay, okay.

    (笑)喔,好吧

  • For me, though, this is like the first computer ever made.

    但是對我而言,它就像是史上第一部電腦

  • ♪ (punk rock music) ♪

    提問時間 ♪ (龐克搖滾樂) ♪

  • - (Finebros) So go ahead and turn on the computer.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 那我們繼續,開電腦吧

  • - Okay, uh, it's been a while.

    好的,呃,這有點年代了

  • - I'm gonna go with the big button right here.

    我先嘗試看看這顆大按鈕

  • Or not. Again?

    也許不對,再試一次?

  • Oh, I have to hold it down.

    喔!我要按著久一點

  • No! Wait, what the heck?

    等等,不對...甚麼鬼?

  • - That's the monitor. Nope.

    這是開螢幕,不是這個

  • Uh...

    呃...

  • - That one, I think, right?

    我覺得是這個吧,是嗎?

  • - (Finebros) That's just the monitor. - Oh shoot.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 那只是螢幕 - 喔!可惡

  • (computer boots up) - (victoriously) Ooh!

    (電腦開機) -(成功樣)厚厚!

  • (laughing) My dad is going to be so proud of me right now.

    (笑)我爸爸一定會以我為榮!

  • - Right here is the power.

    這邊是電源鍵

  • (computer boots up) Okay. I know enough.

    (電腦開機)很好,我懂得夠多的!

  • (computer whirs loudly)

    (電腦發出很響的咻咻聲)

  • - The noises are very interesting.

    這個噪音還蠻有趣的

  • I don't think I've ever heard a computer make

    我想我從出生以來沒聽過電腦發出這樣的噪音

  • these sounds before in my life.

    我想我從出生以來沒聽過電腦發出這樣的噪音

  • (computer beeps) - It's a lot louder.

    (電腦發出嗶嗶聲)這個蠻大聲的

  • A lot more beeps.

    很多的嗶嗶聲

  • (computer whirs) - Take your time there.

    (電腦發出咻咻聲)你慢慢來

  • ♪ (humming Jeopardy theme song) ♪

    ♪ (哼唱著「危險邊緣」節目主題曲) ♪

  • - This is taking a while!

    這個要花一點時間

  • - You usually boot up, then you go get your snack,

    通常你會先開電腦,然後去準備你的點心

  • and then once your snack is all done,

    然後當你的點心準備好了

  • then you come here and it's already done booting up.

    你回到這邊時電腦才開好機

  • - Oh, Windows 95.

    喔,WINDOWS 95

  • Okay, that's a little bit before my time.

    好的,這對我來說真的有點古早

  • - It's prehistoric! (Finebros snickers)

    這是史前遺跡! (哥倆好主持人竊笑)

  • It really is. It's an old dinosaur.

    真的啦!它根本是隻老恐龍!

  • - Oh! Oh! Okay.

    喔!喔!完成了!

  • - (Finebros) So this operating system, on this computer,

    - (哥倆好主持人) 你現在看到這個電腦上的操作系統

  • in many ways changed the face of desktop computing forever,

    - (哥倆好主持人) 在很多方面改變了桌電的樣貌

  • and that was Windows 95. - Wow.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 而它就是WINDOWS 95 哇喔!

  • - 95, as in 1995?

    95是1995年的意思?

  • - (Finebros) Have you ever heard of Windows 95?

    - (哥倆好主持人) 你聽過WINDOWS 95嗎?

  • - I mean, I've never used it, but I've heard of it.

    我得說我從沒用過它,但是我有聽過

  • - As a joke!

    被當成笑話

  • (chuckles) Like, I see a lot of things on the Internet that's like,

    (輕笑)像是我常常在網路上看到的

  • "Ha, ha! Windows 95 sucks."

    「哈哈!WINDOWS 95超遜的」

  • - That was the one that really put them on the map,

    這真的是很重要的指標

  • when it really became a thing to have your own OS.

    當你可以擁有自己的操作系統

  • - Those who know technology should know something beyond the current.

    了解科技的人應當知道得比當今科技更多

  • They need to know part of the past.

    他們需要瞭解一些相關歷史

  • - (Finebros) So generally speaking, what is different about how

    - (哥倆好主持人) 大體上來說,這個電腦

  • this looks compared to the computers today?

    跟現今的電腦有什麼差異?

  • - (chuckling) The problem is where to start?

    (輕笑)該從何答起呢?

  • - (laughing) Everything looks so dull and ancient!

    (笑)整個看起來就很平凡又很古早

  • - It looks almost exactly the same as the Windows operating systems nowadays,

    這看起來跟現今的 WINDOWS 操作系統沒什麼兩樣

  • but they're just not as refined.

    只是這個沒有優化、美編過

  • - It seems more rough. The edges are more sharp.

    這看起來比較粗糙,邊邊角角都很銳利

  • It's a little more impersonal.

    這比較不個性化

  • - It's very blank.

    很空,好像沒什麼事能做

  • I feel like there's really nothing going on,

    很空,好像沒什麼事能做

  • just Internet Explorer and Inbox and all this other stuff.

    只有 IE 瀏覽器、收件匣跟一些東東

  • Like, the basic stuff.

    感覺就是一個初階產品

  • - (Finebros) Okay, so we're gonna walk you through

    - (哥倆好主持人) 那麼我們現在要讓你實際體驗一些 WINDOWS 95功能!

  • some of Windows 95. - All right.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 那麼我們現在要讓你實際體驗一些 WINDOWS 95功能! 好的!

  • - (Finebros) So look around at the applications.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 那請看看這些應用程式

  • Do you recognize any of them? - The Recycle Bin, (laughing)

    - (哥倆好主持人) 有沒有哪個你認得的? 資源回收桶!(笑)

  • My Computer, and that's it.

    還有我的電腦,就這些

  • - Okay, I know Recycle Bin.

    這個,我知道資源回收桶

  • I know Internet Explorer.

    IE 瀏覽器我認得

  • - The dreaded Internet Explorer.

    令人害怕的 IE 瀏覽器

  • (laughs) I can only assume that it's even worse

    (笑)我覺得它只可能比我們對現在的它感覺更糟

  • than we think it is right now.

    (笑)我覺得它只可能比我們對現在的它感覺更糟

  • - (Finebros) So let's go online through a ten year old browser

    - (哥倆好主持人) 那麼用這超過十歲的瀏覽器來上網吧!

  • and open it. - We can get online on this?

    - (哥倆好主持人) 打開它 我們可以用這東西上網?

  • I'mma double click. (double clicks mouse)

    我現在點擊它(點滑鼠)

  • - It says, "Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet site."

    這邊顯示「IE 瀏覽器無法開啟網頁」

  • - Oh gosh, I think I already broke it.

    天啊,我想我已經把它弄壞了

  • - Oh, do I have to set up the I-- wait, is this dial-up?

    喔,我需要設定網...等等,這是撥接的嗎?

  • - (Finebros) Well, the Internet won't work because

    - (哥倆好主持人) 是這樣的,網路無法運作

  • there's no Wi-Fi in Windows 95. - WHAT?!

    是因為 WINDOWS 95不支援 WIFI 功能 什麼!

  • Then why is there Internet Explorer?

    那為什麼要有 IE 瀏覽器?

  • That doesn't make any sense.

    這完全不合理啊!

  • - How do you get on the Internet if there's no Wi-Fi?

    沒有 WIFI 是要怎麼上網?

  • - Okay, so how do I get online?

    那麼...我該如何才能上網?

  • - Dial-up, plug that in.

    用撥接的,把那玩意兒插上

  • - Well, you needed to connect a phone line to your modem

    是這樣的,你必須把電話線接上數據機來上網

  • to get on the Internet. - I-- wait, what is a modem?

    我...等等,什麼是數據機?

  • - (Finebros) A modem is a device that sends data

    - (哥倆好主持人) 數據機是用來送出及接收資料的機器

  • to or from your computer that gets you online.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 這樣你的電腦才能上網

  • And back then, modems had to use phone lines to make that possible.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 而且數據機是透過電話線來做這些事的

  • - So you would have to use your phone to go on Internet?

    所以你需要用電話來上網?

  • - Oh, and isn't it that really loud (screeching) thing?

    喔,不就是那個噪音很大(嗯-嗯-)的那個東東嗎?

  • - It's scary to think that Wi-Fi is so vital to us now.

    我被嚇到 尤其我們對 WIFI 的依賴其實還蠻恐怖的

  • If you go somewhere and don't have Wi-Fi,

    如果你在某個地方沒有 WIFI

  • like, that's the worst thing that could ever happen to you.

    就像是你人生正經歷煎熬一般

  • - (Finebros) Well, another way to access the Internet

    - (哥倆好主持人) 其實還有其它方式能連上網路

  • was through a service like AOL, which we have.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 像是我們這邊有的透過如 AOL 的服務

  • So go ahead and open that up. - I get a free trial.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 去把它打開看看 我可以免費體驗!

  • - I see a key, "bless up," and the world,

    我看到一把鑰匙、祝福手勢跟地球,還有個光明符號

  • and then an Illuminati symbol.

    我看到一把鎖匙、祝福手勢跟地球,還有個光明符號

  • - So step one, it's loading.

    所以這是第一步,正在載入

  • - This is too long.

    這花太久時間了

  • Now you're going up to get your second snack by this point.

    你現在可以去準備你的第二份點心了

  • - "The first try did not initialize correctly."

    「第一次連結初始化不正確」

  • Are you kidding me?!

    你在開玩笑嗎?

  • - Now we're initializing again, and we're back to step one.

    現在我們又重新來過,又回到第一步

  • - God, this is such a pain in the ass.

    老天,這真的很頭痛

  • (laughing) I would just give up.

    (笑)我會直接放棄

  • - Oh, here we go. Oh, couldn't do it.

    喔!出來了,喔!無法使用

  • Couldn't... "initialize my modem."

    無法...「初始化數據機」

  • - (Finebros) Another innovation that came with Windows 95

    - (哥倆好主持人) WINDOWS 95的另一項創新就是開始鍵

  • was the Start button. - Yeah, that's crazy.

    - (哥倆好主持人) WINDOWS 95的另一項創新就是開始鍵

  • You would never think such as simple little thing

    對,很誇張,真的無法想像這個小東西在2016年還存在

  • is still in 2016.

    對,很誇張,真的無法想像這個小東西在2016年還存在

  • - (Finebros) Before Windows 95, many computers had nothing

    - (哥倆好主持人) 在 WINDOWS 95之前

  • like this to navigate.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 很多電腦無法像這樣導覽

  • - So there was just a lot of lost people.

    所以有很多人迷失在裡面了

  • - So no one could even use computers?

    所以沒有人會用電腦?

  • - How would you navigate stuff then?

    那你怎麼啟動裡面的東東?

  • - Didn't they use to have a search button or something like that?

    以前沒有像是搜尋按鈕之類的東西嗎?

  • Then you'd type in some code?

    那麼你們必須下指令?

  • - (Finebros) The way it actually worked was it ran

    - (哥倆好主持人) 實際上的做法是使用叫 DOS 的系統

  • on something called DOS. - DOS?

    - (哥倆好主持人) 實際上的做法是使用叫 DOS 的系統 DOS?

  • - DOS! Oh, I've heard that!

    DOS!喔我聽過!

  • - (Finebros) And DOS was where you had to actually type in

    - (哥倆好主持人) 而用 DOS 你必須真的下指令

  • computer code, how to run any program,

    - (哥倆好主持人) 給電腦運行應用程式或開啟檔案

  • or open any file. - Oh!

    - (哥倆好主持人) 給電腦運行應用程式或開啟檔案 哇喔!

  • - That is such a bitch.

    真的蠻機歪

  • - Yeah, this is easy, but that seems so cool.

    真的,這個比較簡單,但是那個聽起來好酷!

  • - People that-- they had learn computer code

    那以前人...他們買電腦前必須先學電腦指令來用電腦?

  • before they could get computers.

    那以前人...他們買電腦前必須先學電腦指令來用電腦?

  • That seems like way too much work though!

    這未免也太超過了!

  • - If you're on your iPad and you had to type in a little code

    如果 iPad 每次切換應用程式或怎樣的時候必須都下指令

  • every time I wanted to switch apps or whatever,

    如果 iPad 每次切換應用程式或怎樣的時候必須都下指令

  • I think a lot less people would be interested in owning them.

    那我想大多數人都不會想要它了

  • - I can't really imagine having to memorize, like,

    無法想像必須記得「找102號檔案甲乙丙」之類的指令

  • "Find XYZ File 102!" or something like that.

    無法想像必須記得「找102號檔案甲乙丙」之類的指令

  • Like, that's just-- I would just not use a computer.

    如果這樣...那我寧願不要用電腦了

  • - (Finebros) Windows 95 was VERY popular when it first came out.

    - (哥倆好主持人) WINDOWS 95推出時非常受歡迎

  • It sold seven million copies in the first five weeks of its release.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 推出的第一週就賣了七百萬套

  • - Wow!

    哇喔!

  • - Really? Seven million?

    真假?七百萬?

  • - I'm not surprised.

    不意外啊

  • Bill Gates is practically the father of software

    比爾蓋茲之所以被奉為軟體之父

  • because he's just created and made so much

    就是因為他為擴大我們的科技版圖創造、貢獻了這麼多

  • that expanded on our whole technological universe.

    就是因為他為擴大我們的科技版圖創造、貢獻了這麼多

  • - (Finebros) To install Windows 95, it took 13 floppy disks, one by one.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 要安裝 WINDOWS 95需要一片接一片共使用13片軟碟片

  • - Whoa! That's intense.

    哇喔!蠻兇狠的

  • - Holy shit, that takes time.

    去死吧,超花時間的

  • - I remember what a floppy disk is.

    我記得軟碟片,就是那方方的東東對嗎?

  • That's that square thing, right?

    我記得軟碟片,就是那方方的東東對嗎?

  • - And those would take hours to install.

    那會花上好幾小時來安裝吧

  • I'm sorry, this is just really blowing my mind.

    抱歉,這真的超乎我的想像!

  • - (Finebros) Is that the way it is to install things now?

    - (哥倆好主持人) 現在用這方法來安裝東西嗎?

  • - No. (chuckles) No, you usually just connect to Wi-Fi,

    不不不(輕笑)通常就是連上 WIFI 然後下載

  • and then, like, downloading.

    不不不(輕笑)通常就是連上 WIFI 然後下載

  • - If I put in a game, to download the game onto my X-box,

    如果我要把一個遊戲安裝到 X-BOX 上需要兩小時

  • it takes, like, two hours!

    如果我要把一個遊戲安裝到 X-BOX 上需要兩小時

  • I was waiting for my Fallout 4 to download and I'm like,

    我就在那邊等我的遊戲下載

  • (taps table nervously) "Can I play this?"

    然後像這樣「(焦慮的敲桌子)能玩了沒?」

  • - Generally, like, if I have to update my computer,

    通常,如果我在升級電腦時

  • do a little refresh thing or get my security,

    或是更新病毒碼時

  • as sad it sounds, if it takes more than five minutes

    不幸的,若是會超過五分鐘

  • I get pretty frustrated.

    我會很躁鬱

  • - (Finebros) So we just passed the 20th anniversary

    - (哥倆好主持人) 事實上去年剛好 WINDOWS 95 20週年

  • of Windows 95 last year. - Oh, awesome! Happy birthday.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 事實上去年剛好 WINDOWS 95 20週年 喔!好棒棒!生日快樂!

  • - (Finebros) With all the technology that you've grown up with

    - (哥倆好主持人) 伴隨你成長至今的科技

  • and used today, do you ever think, when you're on a computer,

    - (哥倆好主持人) 你用電腦或手機時曾想過

  • or on your phone, of just how far things have come

    - (哥倆好主持人) 這些科技一路走來的顛簸

  • and what it used to be like? - Of course. Doesn't everybody?

    - (哥倆好主持人) 還有這些東西以前長什麼樣嗎? 當然!每個人不都會這樣想?

  • Doesn't everybody take a moment and just think,

    不是每個人腦中都會想過「天啊!真容易!」嗎

  • "Damn, this is so easy."

    不是每個人腦中都會想過「天啊!真容易!」嗎

  • - It's just crazy to think my cellphone is more powerful than this.

    想到我的手機效能比這台電腦還強就覺得很誇張

  • - A lot of older people will watch this video and say,

    一些比較有年紀的人會看著這影片

  • "Oh, look at this!

    然後說「喔!看看這個!」

  • These people who don't know what Windows 95 is,

    這些小鬼不知道 WINDOWS 95是什麼東東

  • and they're just too into technology nowadays,

    他們太沈溺於當今科技之中,被寵壞了

  • and they're too spoiled."

    他們太沈溺於當今科技之中,被寵壞了

  • Well, I'm sorry, okay?

    好吧,我很抱歉,好嗎?

  • It's not my fault I was born after this.

    比較晚出生不是罪啊!

  • You probably had this reaction about older computers

    當這個剛推出時你們對舊款電腦也有一樣的想法吧!

  • when this came out.

    當這個剛推出時你們對舊款電腦也有一樣的想法吧!

  • - (Finebros) So finally, go ahead and shut down the computer.

    - (哥倆好主持人) 最後,讓我們試試看關掉它!

  • - Wait... there's a right way to do this though.

    等等...所以有標準程序?

  • I found it.

    我找到它了!掰囉!關機

  • - Goodbye. Shut down.

    我找到它了!掰囉!關機

  • - Is it gonna do the sounds?

    他會發出聲音嗎?

  • "It's now safe to turn off your computer."

    「現在可以安全地關閉您的電腦」

  • So I have to physically turn it off?

    所以我必須手動關掉它嗎?

  • - "It is now safe to turn off your computer."

    「現在可以安全地關閉您的電腦」

  • Nope.

    不對

  • - (giggling) "It's now safe to turn off--"

    (咯咯笑)「現在可以安全地關閉...」

  • that actually scares me a little.

    這真的有點嚇到我了

  • (pressing button)

    (按按鍵)

  • - Why does it have to tell me it's safe to turn it off?

    為什麼它要說「現在可以安全地關閉您的電腦」?

  • Like it wasn't safe before?

    所以剛剛那樣不安全嗎?

  • Something would happen if I tried to do it without that step?

    如果我沒按著步驟來會發生什麼事嗎?爆炸?

  • It would blow up?

    如果我沒按著步驟來會發生什麼事嗎?爆炸?

  • (computer shuts down) (Finebros snickers)

    (電腦關機)(哥倆好主持人竊笑)

  • - WINNING!

    勝利!

  • - Thanks for watching this episode of Teens React.

    感謝你觀賞這集年輕人的反應

  • - Subscribe. It's worth it. I promise.

    訂閱吧!我保證值得的

  • - Hey, thank you guys so much for having me,

    嘿,感謝你讓我來!「現在可以安全地關閉這個影片」

  • and now it's safe to turn off this video.

    嘿,感謝你讓我來!「現在可以安全地關閉這個影片」

  • ♪ (punk rock music) ♪

    ♪ (龐克搖滾樂) ♪

♪ (punk rock music) ♪

♪ (龐克搖滾樂) ♪

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