[Thoughts you have before a first kiss]

[第一次接吻前的內心戲]

- Oh, watch that. - Yeah, yeah.

- 噢，小心！- 喔好。

That's kind of awkward just having that right there.

餐廳把這東西放那裡好像有點突兀。

Yeah, they wanna sure you never leave the restaurant.

他們只是想確保你不能離開餐廳而已。

- Oh, right. Exactly. - They just wanna keep you there forever. - Forever.

- 噢，對。- 他們想要永遠把你留在那。- 對，永遠。

- In a rainforest of wine and spaghetti. - Yeah.

- 留在這個酒池麵林的地方。- 沒錯。

(Together) Uh...

（同時）額……

I uh...

我……

Damn, she's so gorgeous.

天啊，她真的好正。

Don't look at her breasts. Look up.

別盯著她的胸部看，視線往上。

I had a good time.

今天的約會很開心。

This date went so well. Are we gonna kiss? His lips look so soft.

這個約會讚透了，我們會不會接吻？他的嘴唇看起來好軟。

Yeah, me too. I mean this is a great place.

我也這麼覺得，這邊氣氛很棒。

I think you got a boogie. You might wanna try to scratch that.

我好像有鼻屎，快想辦法弄掉。

There you go. That was real cool actually, low key.

這樣就對了，我真是有點酷。

Maybe I should kiss him, right? That seems modern.

也許我應該先親他？現在不是流行女生主動嗎？

No, no, I can feel it. I can feel he's gonna go for it.

不不不，我感覺到了，他準備出擊了。

Man, I'm nervous as hell right now. Trying to figure out the best way to go about this.

我現在真的快緊張死了。快想想最好的出手方式是什麼。

Okay, I hope he doesn't ask me if he can kiss me. Just go for it, dude. I'm giving you all the signals.

我希望他不會問「可以親你嗎？」這種蠢問題。上啊，老兄，我已經暗示得夠明顯了。

Maybe I could just ask to kiss her. No, no, don't ask, that's stupid. Or if I just walk in, like, right now.

該問能親她嗎？不不不，這樣太蠢了，還是我走近一步試試看。

We're about to kiss. This is incredible.

要親了，真是太讚了。

Son of a bitch.

該死。

Wait, he was about to go for it. What happened?

等等，他剛剛不是要親下去了嗎？發生什麼事了？

Did he just dabs me? Are we bros?

他剛是跟我擊拳嗎？我是他兄弟嗎？

How the hell could you fuck this up?

你這蠢蛋到底怎麼搞砸這一切的？

Ah... My life is a joke. Oh, he smells good. Okay, good bye, cute boy, good bye forever.

我的人生真是個笑話。天啊，他聞起來真香。掰掰了，可愛男孩，永別了。

Why are you touching her face? You know you didn't wash your hands!

你為什麼要碰她的臉？你剛剛沒有洗手耶！

- Cool. - Yep.

- 酷喔。- 嗯嗯。

(That was a nightmare!)

(剛剛糟透了！)

(I choked like a bitch.)

(我剛剛超孬。)

Hey.

嘿。

- I... - You again!

- 我…… - 我們又見面了！

Yeah, in the dark parking lot. I promise I'm not stalking you. I promise.

沒錯，再次相遇在這個黑暗的停車場。我發誓我沒有跟蹤你，真的。

Is that...this your car?

這是你的車嗎？

This is the Red Thunder.

這是我的「紅色閃電」

Have a seat, madame.

女士，請坐。

Oh, thank you.

謝謝你。

Yes, yes, dear.

是的，親愛的。

You're still just as smooth as you were 45 seconds ago.

你很會嘛！跟 45 秒前一樣會。

Touché, I did mess that up earlier. I won't lie about it. I get nervous.

沒錯，但我之前的確搞砸了，老實說，我很緊張嘛。

- That's cute. - You know?

- 你緊張時很可愛。- 你懂嗎？

- That's cute. - I mean, it's not good though.

- 很可愛啊。- 但緊張不是件好事。

- I mean I just kind of... - It's cute.

- 我只是有點…… - 很可愛啊。

- I just really think you're fantastic. - Oh, come on. - Yeah.

- 我覺得你很棒。- 少來了。- 真的。

So, I'm just gonna be honest. Can we just kinda kiss now?

所以我現在要坦白的問了。可以親你嗎？