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  • Where are you going?

    你要去哪?

  • I'm going home.

    回家啊

  • I know breaking up sucks, but you know what's even worse?

    我知道你現在很想唱"分手快樂",但享受紐約的玩美夜生活

  • Wasting a night in New York City.

    會比你像個獨居宅女自憐自哀更棒!

  • Let me teach you

    讓姐秀兩手給你瞧瞧

  • how to be single.

    怎麼當個玩美單身咖

  • Go get us some drinks.

    去幫我們拿兩杯酒來喝

  • Ok.

    好(準備掏錢買)

  • No! You don't buy the drinks, boys buy the drinks!

    你在幹嘛!買酒是男人負責取悅女人的任務之一

  • Not with this wallet, with this sausage wallet.

    而且不是你掏錢,是他們負責買單!

  • Hey, what's up, y'all? I don't know why I just said "y'all"... "You all" would have taken just as much time...

    嗨,兄弟們!呃我不知道我為什麼要這樣說..... 應該說 "你們好" 就可以了

  • Oh my god. Can I have two margaritas?

    我的老天,可以給我兩杯馬格麗特嗎?

  • Oh my god.

    我剛到底做了什麼蠢事

  • You need to get out!

    給我滾出去!

  • You're in MY apartement!

    這是我家哎!

  • This is not my apartment...

    喔嗚這裡真的不是我家....

  • Sorry. You were great last night.

    抱歉啦!對了,昨晚蠻爽的

  • Was I?

    真的嗎?

  • I can't remember.

    其實我不太記得了....

  • You're a pretty girl.

    你是個很美的女孩

  • This is new York City, there's like a billion people outside that door.

    這裡是紐約,而當你走出這扇門,外面有10億人口這麼多

  • In every male/female friendship, there's a total number of drinks...

    在每對男女間有個微妙的醉酒指數

  • Four, five...

    四、五....

  • And if you hit that, it means you will definitely have sex.

    當你喝到意亂情迷時,「啪啪」的機率是百分百

  • If I had more than five drinks, I'd hook up with you.

    如果喝超過5杯,我連你也可以做

  • My drink number is 27. I wouldn't even touch myself on less than 24.

    啟動我的啪啪開關需要27杯,少於24杯我連自己都不想碰

  • - I want a one night stand. - What about the guy over there?

    - 我只想要一夜情。 - 那你覺得那個男的如何?

  • No! He's too young.

    才不要!他太嫩了啦

  • I'm Ken.

    嗨,我是肯尼

  • Is this one of those fetish things, where you're, like, a foot fetish? Am I the foot?

    你是不是有什麼怪嗜好?戀足癖還是?我是你看上的獵物嗎?

  • Do you want... to be the foot ?

    所以你想要當....我的獵物嗎?

  • To no drama.

    敬完美單身

  • To no drama.

    敬完美單身

  • We have to be at work in like 30 minutes.

    我們需要在30分鐘內趕到辦公室

  • I can do this in 20.

    姐可以在20分鐘內搞定

  • Step 1!

    第一步

  • That stuff is for babies!

    那是給嬰兒喝的吧!

  • Babies with hangovers.

    給宿醉的寶寶

  • Are we good?

    用這個付帳可以嗎?

  • Payment accepted.

    好了付完錢了

  • Let's go!

    走吧!

  • YES!

    喔耶!

  • Welcome to the party!

    歡迎來瘋派對!

  • If Tom texts you, wait 4 hours to respond.

    如果湯姆密你,4小時後才可以回他

  • And if you use an emoji, I will tit-punch you.

    還有如果你發送表情符號,不要怪我讓你變平胸

  • No!

    不要啦!

  • Emoji?

    你給我用表情符號?

  • The thing about being single is...

    關於單身這件事....

  • you should cherish it.

    你必須珍惜與學習和自己相處

  • Oh my god, stop having a moment!

    我的天啊,你從繆思宮殿回到地球了沒

  • You really need to get that taken care of.

    你真該好好去進廠維修了

  • What do you mean? I barely have any hair.

    什麼意思?我幾乎沒什麼需要保養的哎

  • You should close your legs, there's a reason I stopped watching Duck Dynasty.

    拜託你把腳合起來!那景象我實在看不下去了。

  • Is that Tom Hanks from "Castaway"?!

    那是浩劫重生的荒島湯姆漢克斯嗎?

  • Seriously, it's like Gandalf is staring right at me!

    我說認真的,那真的很像滿頭雜髮鬍鬚的甘道夫盯著我

  • NO PENIS SHALL PASS!

    小兄弟們,誰也別想從我這通過!

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