Hi, my name is azzaz-um...

嗨!我的名字是azzaz-um...

[ sighs ]

哎!

Hi, my name is Warwin Datters--

嗨!我的名字是Warwin Datters--

UGH!

痾啊!

Hi, my name's Darwin Watterson,

嗨!我的名字是Darwin Watterson

and this flim...

這部影片

and this fil... flim...

這部影...

...AHH... CURSE WORD!

啊...忘詞

YES! YES! FINALLY! NAILED IT!

耶斯!耶斯!終於成功了!

[ both laughing happily ]

哈哈哈

Wait, is the light supposed to be on when it's recording or...?

等一下!錄影的時候燈應該是亮著的吧?

[ both sighs ]

哎

GUMBALL: This is my school, Elmore Junior High! And this is the story of my life!

這裡是我的學校!Elmore 中學!這些是我人生的故事

Starring, the Wattersons as, "The Wattersons!"

主演, Watterson 家族 飾演 , " Watterson家族!"

Tobias Wilson as "Tobias!"

Tobias Wilson 飾演 "Tobias !"

Nigel Brown as "The Principal."

Nigel Brown 飾演 "Brown校長"

Introducing all my other friends in,

現在來認識我所有的朋友在...

"The Amazing World of--!"

Gumball 妙世--

[ sighs ] Forget it, who's gonna watch that?

當我沒說 , 誰想看啊!

GUMBALL & DARWIN: Doo doo doo doo doo, commercial break!

嘟嚕嘟嚕嘟! 廣告時間

♩ It's Baby Anais, the living baby doll! ♩

♩Anais娃娃,口愛活寶貝♩

She likes to eat her cookies!

她喜歡吃餅乾

♩ It's Baby Anais, the living baby doll! ♩

♩Anais娃娃,口愛活寶貝♩

She likes to drink milk!

她甲意喝牛奶

She's really drinking it!

她真的會喝

[ spits ]

牛奶噴粗乃

♩ It's Baby Anais, the living baby-- ♩

♩Anais娃娃,口愛活寶貝♩

AUGH!

痾啊!

Oh forget it, man. Let's try something else.

哎!算了!老哥!用其他方法吧!

No, no, no! This gave me an idea.

不用啦! 我有個點子

GUMBALL: Baa nana nana!

毀滅者Anais

It's the Anai-hilator!

看她這攻擊力破表的手刀

With realistic Kung fu karate-chop action!

她能用娃娃小手粉碎一切

She can break anything with her tiny hand!

它真是無人能敵啊!

Nothing can resist her!

車子!

Cars!

樹木!

Trees!

磚塊!

Bricks!

房子!

Houses!

她自己的臉!

Her own face!

毀滅者Anais

It's the Anai-hilator!

嘟嚕嘟嚕嘟! 廣告時間

GUMBALL & DARWIN: Doo doo doo doo doo, commercial break!