Today is one of those days...

You know one of those days.

The kind of days you wish didn't happen to you?

But they did?

One of those days...

You know the kind of day that makes you wish you didn't flunk college so bad?

Then now you gotta come substitute teacher and you gotta...

You gotta cover for an English teacher who's sick with meningitis...

And you can't do anything about it cause you need the money cause you're broke.

And tha-that's the kind of day today is.

Aaaaand que phone call.

Oh hey Mr. Dickson. I'm doing good how 'bout you?

Oh meningitis you say? Hear that's going around like a banshee.

Yeah I can cover for Mrs. Floyd today.

What time do you ne-

Seven o'clock!? Seven o'clock in the morning?!?

Fine I'll be there.

I love you too...(loser.)

These kinda days...(kill me now.)

You know the kind of day that makes you wanna flunk a kid for no reason.

These kinda days.

I am Mr. Cage...

This is my life and I-

I am your teacher Mr. Cage, do whatever you want cause' I really don't care at all .... So...

Where's Mrs. Floyd?

Well Mrs. Floyd is s apparently out with meningitis

she is allergic to men? I don' know how that really works but uh...

You're stuck with me okay? Get on with it, live with it, deal with it.

Get on with it, live with it, deal with it AGAIN.

Okay? See ya later.

Your shirt is stupid nerd!

Yeah well...you're stupid...so whatever.

Y'know sometimes I wish I could just insult the stupid gauges and hat

but they don't let me because I'm a teacher and I can't say anything offensive.

You know what? I rock this polo better than any pethetic nerds ever could!

So just think about that we're pathetic lives in a rambling on.

Okay? Don't bother me right now I'm gonna try to sleep.

Hey! I was trying to dream about Lana Del Ray man! What's your problem?

Your polo's my problem nerd!

Hey! C'mon!

No!

Hey! Hey!

What th-!?

You know what!

Detention for you. Detention all the way!

Oh boo hoo nerd!

See ya later other nerds!

Y'know the thing about kids these days is that I hate every single one of them.

Alright everyone, go to lunch. Get outta my sight please.

Go with your friends. Trade your Yu Gi Oh! cards whatever you do.

Is it Pokémon? Has that make a come back? I don't even know.

Alright go. Go eat your veggies, eat your veggies. Get outta here please.

Please? Your the last one.

But Mrs. Floyd let's us eat in the classroom.

Well I'm not Mrs. Floyd though, I'm Mr. Cage.

Mr. Cage doesn't want you in there.

Mr. Cage doesn't want anyone in there, especially you.

I don't want people to watch me eat. i think is kinda awkward. I'm sorry but

I-I can't have you here.

Go eat lunch with your friends alright? Be a normal kid.

I don't have any friends to eat lunch with.

:'(

Not my problem. Okay? Not really my problem.

Alright go eat lunch with your non-existant friends I'll be here. Alright?

God...

Okay...

(◕︵◕)

Oh God...

Why am I so nice? Why am I such a nice guy?

Get in... Just get in... Alright? Just quickly?

THANK YOU! ^‿^

Yeah uhg...Quick. Get, get... Uhhh whatever.

teehee

Could you please not watch me eat please? I'm kinda self-conscious.

Alright? just look at your phone. Jus-Just look at your phone. Pretend I'm not here.

Okay. c: teehee

Sssooo...You like teaching?

I hate teaching more than anything in the world...but I'm obligated to tell her I love it.

I love teaching! The kids are great, learning is great, the environment is great

I'm doing the world a big favor you know.

But all you did was sit on your desk. All day... (-_-)

Well I'm a firm believer in self teaching. I think the best learning comes from with in.

Okay. I guess can understand that. (゜-゜)

Well that's funny cause I can't exactly really understand you. What are you Antarctican?

What!? No I'm Italian! (ಠ益ಠ)

Never woulda guessed that.

You're an idiot. (^ w ^)

Hey look at the time... See what that is? Time for you to get outta here alright?

So just get your, get your phone put in your pocket

everything packed it up leave? Alright leave me alone for now?

It's been a pleasure having you here Syndy.

All right Syndy, uh get outta here?

My name is not Syndy. （＞д＜）

I don't really care what your name is.

He's actually really nice guy.

Bad teacher, but nice guy (^～^)