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(Mark) He's disgusting.
Bernard? He's disgusting.
He's not even like her.
He's an airplane technician. I mean, come on.
And he talks too much. That's why I like you.
You don't talk. You just listen.
- It's good. [bell dings]
And the captain has turned on the "fasten seat belt" sign.
Got a little turbulence coming up.
Should be no problem.
Just remain in your seat until the sign is turned off.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Excuse me. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Hi, excuse me.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
I'm gonna need you to take your seat.
The "fasten seat belt" sign is on.
Yeah, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom for a second.
I'll be right back, okay?
I understand what you want to do.
Unfortunately, I'm gonna need you
to observe the "fasten seat belt" sign.
That'd be much appreciated.
Right, it's just I read on the Internet
that it's not against the law
for me to go to the bathroom
while the "fasten seat belt" sign is on, so...
"Seat belt" sign is on.
But is it against the law, though?
The light is on.
[inhales sharply]
Is it against the law?
You see that there's a picture
of a seat belt on that sign.
I know, but is it against the law, though?
The "fasten seat belt" sign is on.
But is it against the law, though?
- "Seat belt" sign is on. - But is it against the law?
- But is it against the law? - "Seat belt" sign.
- But is it against the law? - It's on.
- Law. - "Seat belt" sign is on.
- Legal. - "Seat belt" sign is on.
- Lawful. - "Seat belt" sign is on.
- Sir, you're being difficult. - Law.
- You're being very difficult. - Law, law, law.
- Seat belt, seat belt. - Not illegal, not illegal.
- Okay. - Legal.
- Fasten-- - Legal.
- Fasten your seat-- - Legal.
- Sir. - I have to piss.
And I have to shit in the toilet.
Can you lower your voice?
[whispering] I have to piss, and I have to shit.
Okay, lower your intensity.
You're louder than me.
You're yelling in my face.
Sir, you're the one who I think needs to tone it down right now.
You are screaming at me.
[whispering] You're hurting my eardrums.
[mouthing words]
[mouthing words]
That wasn't a word.
You're not saying a word there.
This is a word.
- That's not-- - That's a word.
That's not a word. That's a tongue trick.
Okay, sir. Sir, sir.
If you would like--
I would not like to.
I would not like to sit down.
What I'd like to do is go take a shit in the bathroom...
because it's not
against the law.
So I'm gonna go to the bathroom, okay?
Mark with a K.
[tense music]

[people scream]
[people screaming]
[dramatic choral music]

[people screaming]

[people screaming]

[exhales deeply]
[bell dings]
And your captain has turned off the "fasten seat belt" sign.
Feel free to move around the cabin.
Thank you for your cooperation.
[dark music]



當空服員叫你繫好安全帶,你最好還是不要挑戰他.... (Key & Peele - Turbulence)

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Kongyang Pawan 發佈於 2016 年 3 月 20 日    Daniel Huang 翻譯    Mandy Lin 審核
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