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  • I said, "Kickeree-Kee"!

  • I mean, there's a snake over there

  • It's a snake over there

  • And you know, I don't know if it bit a guy

  • But I don't wanna be that close to it

  • I gotta squirt, gotta squirt, I gotta squirt

  • Gonna squirt, gonna squirt

  • You should be out there playing accordion

  • Hey, he goes to the mall!

  • Florida!

  • Florida is where DisneyWorld is!

  • Florida

  • In Florida

  • No no, please don't cry

  • Why can't you be smooth?

  • I am smooth! They keep taking the ball!

  • No no, look, look, look

  • You ain't smooth while you're crying and all emotional, all right?

  • You have to know that at your age

  • Hey

  • You gotta lick it

  • I can't, it's nasty

  • And they'd see us

  • Girlfriend Four, or Girlfriend Two?

  • Girl One

  • We're gonna put the ball at the third and whatever

  • I don't wanna measure

  • Are you a Pices? Hmmmm?

  • Rain's gonna come out of that thing

  • You mean that cloud?

  • Yeah, whatever

  • It's a rain thing

  • Julio, what does a carbon catalyst fuel?

  • Oh, it fuels the reclimated intake core with a Y-exponent

  • That's exactly right!

  • I know

  • Okay, what's broken?

  • His leg bone?

  • And his tail bone?

  • And his arm bone?

  • And... his head bone?

  • I had a Chinese friend

  • Now, this time I'm gonna pass to this side

  • Hahaha, HA!

  • Mmmmm, I'm just gonna wait here

  • You are the waffle guy!

  • Oh, okay, so I'm waffle guy?

  • Yeah, waffle guy

  • Okay, so there's this woman that wrote this thing about

  • how no monkeys and no boyfriends can pick up her panties

  • Hey, it's my friend!

  • Right now, I'ma try to make a comment

  • Umm, I said, umm, mmm

  • I couldn't do it

  • Why you gotta go into the bathroom?

  • Gah-gnn-gah-gnnn-gah-gnnn-gah-gnnn

  • You gotta make up your mind to use a brush every day!

  • It's gonna be fun playing the orphans this summer!

  • Tell us about what you and the guys have planned for New Year's Eve

  • Ah, well, at midnight, first we gonna take, uhh

  • whatever, Bingo and other games, you know?

  • And we gonna buy a Quick Stop pizza slice

  • And now there's talk about how we might have to go and umm

  • We might have to get biscuits in Sk-sk-skatchewan

  • Last night I met this guy online! YAY!

  • Kayla!

  • I used to shave my furry ankles to win games!

  • It wasn't that fun, you moron!

  • Don't ever do that!

  • I have no doubt about it now:

  • Krypton isn't a planet.

  • C-c-c-c-c-cocaine!

  • Hey! We'll fight y'all on Tiger Mountain!

  • We'll fight y'all on Tiger Mountain!

  • Long live Wu-Tang

  • Huh?

  • Gonna turn

  • Guys, I'm making a turn

  • Making a turn

  • Here I go

  • Hey guys, I just did it

  • Think about your Pop-Tart!

  • Go to the basket!

  • You get what I mean

  • Nuh-uh!!

  • I think I just found a lump!

  • What happened in France was,

  • he said he was sleepy,

  • and I met a funny bird right in my hotel!

  • All of you are gonna be there at my party!

  • It's gonna be an animal theme again, okay?

  • So, we'll have fish, we'll have a tarantula

  • And we're trying to get a cougar to come if we can

  • But the rat can't do it

  • Oh, and one last thing: what does the pig say?

  • OINK! OINK!

  • HNGWAH, HNGWAH!

  • OINK! OINK!

  • HNGWAH, HNGWAH!

  • MOO!

  • That last one is not a pig sound

  • Ahhhh, I hate this!

  • Now playing: "Bushes of Love", by Bad Lip Reading

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"2016年NFL。 ("NFL 2016: Part One" — A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL)

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